had sex with a landwhale last night

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Was a genuinely awful experience. Matched this girl on tinder and she seemed keen, got her snapchat, was gonna meet her another day but she had cancelled some plans and offered to get an uber to my flat and all my flatmates were out so i said that was cool. I said why dont we go for a quick drink first then back to mine for a film, shes like oh no im really tired Id rather just come over and chill, this was a massive red flag should have known. Anywhere she gets here and shes so much fatter than in her profile like shes a borderline landwhale acc disgusting, since she was sitting on my bed and she just instantly started grabbing my dick without introduction and then sucked me off for a bit. Her body was grotesque and honetly wanted her to leave from the moment she got there but i felt rude so i fucked her for a bit just to be polite, lost my boner after a few mins of fucking because her body was repulsive. After that i made her gvie me head for like 10 minutes which was actually okay tbf since i just closed my eyes and imagined a cute girl doing it, plus she had quite pretty eyes, but still was a landwhle so doesnt count for much. Anyway after like 10 mins of that im like that will do, then i put the film back on and we sit there in silence at opposite ends of the bed for 20 minutes or so, she didnt come over till like 10 so its nearly 11 at this point and im starting to get terrified that she will want to stay the night. I have a clever idea, I say to her (bare in mind its been silence for 20 minutes or so), I feel bad you had to spend money on an uber to get here, want me to pay for your uber home so were even? Shes like ah no you dont have to its fine, im like no hoenstly its only fair I insist, then i order her an uber on my phone, was only like 8 quid which was defo worth it to not have to actually sleep with her. Anyway the uber arrives in like 3 mins and shes off and on her way, I had bought a bottle of wine for us to drink while we watched the film but shed barely drank any so i drank her glass an the rest of the bottle in an attempt to numb the memories of what had just happened.

Overall 0/10 experience and youre better off having a wank than fucking fat girls
 
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who are you again
 
DIDNT READ
 
dnt rd. learn to format and use paragraphs properly.
also, sex is degenerate. i dont want sex. i just want validation.
 
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People who advocate fucking landwhales should be hanged
 
European levels of T if u did not enjoy it
 
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fake and gay
 
imagine how soft i’d be
 
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Sex is boring when you are circumcised, it's over for us
i’m not going to enjoy getting girls until i’m restored which can take 2-5 years lol
 
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Hi r/twoXchromosome, last night I had an awful hook up 😞, story:

So I checked up my Tinder because my father called me fat (he is a piece of shit that wants me to do excercise), so I needed some validation teehee. So I lurk a bit (about 5 minutes scrolling) in the Superlike folder to see a guy who looks decently and is 6'3 (wow!) So I talk a bit with him and seems nice, he knew a lot about male modelling industry somewhat.

So I take an Uber that my father pays for me (still a jerk) and arrive to his, lets say, a bit crappy basement. He opens the door and he looked much worse and shorter than in his profile, whatever my next hook up wad in 2 hours so to make time I enter his house.

He puts a boring film, I think it was Joker or something like that, so I got extremly bored but suddenly I got pretty horny (I think he put something in the wine we were drinking), so I try to fuck with him despite I wasnt attracted to him, sometime I emphatize too much I know. The worse part is that he got soft! Is the first man that ger sofr with such a beauty like me, he might be gay (that can be explained too by the Sean O'Pry poster he had in the bedroom), I try to be polite and suck him off for a while until he finished. While I was blowing him he kept looking at the ceiling (what a creep).

So we finished and he tried to follow me to get an Uber, but I managed to escape from his house. Ladies, do you think I got raped? Should I report him?

PS: Yes the night ended well, after this bad experience my monday boyfriend called his friends for a nice bukkakke!
 
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wanted her to leave from the moment she got there but i felt rude so i fucked her
Damn what a gentleman nice guy you are! We should all learn from you.
 
I am doing these type of landwhale hook ups since 10 years. 26 now, never had a gf, but a big amount of disgusting landwhale and old milf lays. Never been attracted to any of my lays, so i still feel like a virgin.
 
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Would rather stay a virgin then bang a landwhale tbh.
 
I am doing these type of landwhale hook ups since 10 years. 26 now, never had a gf but a big amount of disgusting landwhale lays.
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I know that feel
 
what did she smell like
 
Sex is boring when you are circumcised, it's over for us

Not true at all. Thank heavens. Cuts down risks of venereal diseases and penile cancer. I can't imagine how uncircumcised men keep it clean. It must take an hour a day. That's one thing we can think our Hebrew brethren for. Best idea ever!
 
Not true at all. Thank heavens. Cuts down risks of venereal diseases and penile cancer. I can't imagine how uncircumcised men keep it clean. It must take an hour a day. That's one thing we can think our Hebrew brethren for. Best idea ever!
This account is definitely a larp tbh
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I have done the same thing many times. I wish I hadn't. That shit burns your soul deeply. I used to feel bad about cutting them off afterwards as well, but now I don't at all. In the last couple of years I've tried to generate more self respect and I don't let myself fuck fatties anymore. I probably swipe left 60% of the time on tinder now for this reason.

I've realised that dating / slaying is the one area in life where you should NEVER compromise - it's just too important. Letting yourself fuck women you don't find attractive is a form of masochism.
 

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