DoctorLooksmax
IPDcel
- Joined
- Jul 17, 2019
- Posts
- 11,810
- Reputation
- 22,092
Was a genuinely awful experience. Matched this girl on tinder and she seemed keen, got her snapchat, was gonna meet her another day but she had cancelled some plans and offered to get an uber to my flat and all my flatmates were out so i said that was cool. I said why dont we go for a quick drink first then back to mine for a film, shes like oh no im really tired Id rather just come over and chill, this was a massive red flag should have known. Anywhere she gets here and shes so much fatter than in her profile like shes a borderline landwhale acc disgusting, since she was sitting on my bed and she just instantly started grabbing my dick without introduction and then sucked me off for a bit. Her body was grotesque and honetly wanted her to leave from the moment she got there but i felt rude so i fucked her for a bit just to be polite, lost my boner after a few mins of fucking because her body was repulsive. After that i made her gvie me head for like 10 minutes which was actually okay tbf since i just closed my eyes and imagined a cute girl doing it, plus she had quite pretty eyes, but still was a landwhle so doesnt count for much. Anyway after like 10 mins of that im like that will do, then i put the film back on and we sit there in silence at opposite ends of the bed for 20 minutes or so, she didnt come over till like 10 so its nearly 11 at this point and im starting to get terrified that she will want to stay the night. I have a clever idea, I say to her (bare in mind its been silence for 20 minutes or so), I feel bad you had to spend money on an uber to get here, want me to pay for your uber home so were even? Shes like ah no you dont have to its fine, im like no hoenstly its only fair I insist, then i order her an uber on my phone, was only like 8 quid which was defo worth it to not have to actually sleep with her. Anyway the uber arrives in like 3 mins and shes off and on her way, I had bought a bottle of wine for us to drink while we watched the film but shed barely drank any so i drank her glass an the rest of the bottle in an attempt to numb the memories of what had just happened.
Overall 0/10 experience and youre better off having a wank than fucking fat girls
Overall 0/10 experience and youre better off having a wank than fucking fat girls