Broly
Die A Hero
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I was outside of one the halls at my college waiting for my mom to pick up and I had my AirPods in listening to music and scrolling through random shit. I’d sometimes look up to see if she was here yet and while this happened I looked at some girls as they passed by and scowled at them cause obviously I hate women.
Now then one of the girls called 911 saying there was an autistic manlet reaching into his backpack to pull out a weapon.
It looked like the video above.
When I went to the police station I told them that there was a misunderstanding and that I didn’t do anything.
They told me I have been charged with rape but more importantly, being short.
I told them please I’ll do anything and they said that you have to become 6 ft tall by midnight or your booty is ours.
Now then one of the girls called 911 saying there was an autistic manlet reaching into his backpack to pull out a weapon.
It looked like the video above.
When I went to the police station I told them that there was a misunderstanding and that I didn’t do anything.
They told me I have been charged with rape but more importantly, being short.
I told them please I’ll do anything and they said that you have to become 6 ft tall by midnight or your booty is ours.
