Haircut Exposed My Subhumanity

[Morpheus]

Barbers and salons have no idea how to cut hair to accommodate people who aren’t good looking. They just give the cut that they think is “in style” or looks good on its own without taking into account how it makes the face as a whole look. Even when telling them exactly what they want they still seem to do what they think is best.

I have a wide rounded face with poor eye area and so messy longer hair does a good job of distracting from my face and it makes my skull also look a little better shaped and more like a V down to the chin. Don’t get me wrong I still look like shit but this is another level.

This bitch charged me $40 to thin the fuck out my hair with those shears and then she did a fade all the way up the sides, revealing my peanut shaped head and emphasizing my facial fat. The top is too thin to stick up anymore and just kinda lays there. Time to wait another 2 months for it to grow out lol.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Barbers and salons have no idea how to cut hair to accommodate people who aren’t good looking.

Thats why I cut my own hair

 

[Deleted member 685]

Thats why I cut my own hair

How did u learn it?

 

[Deleted member 1464]

How did u learn it?

Just used common sense

 

[Morpheus]

Thats why I cut my own hair

I know how to use trimmers but I can’t scissor cut the top. I’ve tried and I just never do a good job.

 

[Deleted member 685]

Just used common sense

Any videos or guides

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Any videos or guides

Depends on the style man, with shorter haircuts , its harder to do urself... you need to keep it sharp
My hair is longer so it does not matter if say, one area is half a centimeter longer, no one will notice

 

[Deleted member 4991]

That's why I also cut my own hair

 

[Swolepenisman]

So sad

 

[Deleted member 39]

True. I can't remember one time a barber actually cut my hair the way I wanted it. They always made me feel like the ugliest human alive afterwards. That's why I cut my hair myself now/let my mom cut it.

 

[Morpheus]

Depends on the style man, with shorter haircuts , its harder to do urself... you need to keep it sharp
My hair is longer so it does not matter if say, one area is half a centimeter longer, no one will notice

I have to teach myself how to do that then. I’m sick of wasting money on shitty haircuts that I could be investing instead. It’s really absurd people who have been cutting hair as long as they have still don’t realize that you have to give a haircut in context of the entire face.

I’m at the gym right now and I don’t even know if I can finish my workout. I’m so depressed seeing my reflection in the mirror lol. And there are so many big booty stacies here that are probably cringing at my subhumanity.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

I have to teach myself how to do that then. I’m sick of wasting money on shitty haircuts that I could be investing instead. It’s really absurd people who have been cutting hair as long as they have still don’t realize that you have to give a haircut in context of the entire face.

I’m at the gym right now and I don’t even know if I can finish my workout. I’m so depressed seeing my reflection in the mirror lol. And there are so many big booty stacies here that are probably cringing at my subhumanity.

Go to a proper stylist for a quality cut

 

[Morpheus]

Go to a proper stylist for a quality cut

I thought I did man lol. An expensive salon from a lady who’s been cutting for 30 years.

 

[homesick]

i can feel ur pain, same happened with me couple weeks ago, Buy a wool beanie

I did, wore it all the time. my skull (alien) was too exposed with the skin-fade they gave me

 

[Deleted member 1464]

salon from a lady

 

[Rumpelshitskin]

Jfl i have a peanut head aswell and the last time i got a fade i had to hold back tears whilst the barber was cuttin it my shit was looking like squidward so i havent had a fade in nearly 3 years now

 

[Morpheus]

Jfl i have a peanut head aswell and the last time i got a fade i had to hold back tears whilst the barber was cuttin it my shit was looking like squidward so i havent had a fade in nearly 3 years now

Bro it’s fucking unreal. They don’t listen lmao. With longer hair on the sides my skull shape looks completely normal but as soon as they do any kind of buzzed blend, it exposes that peanut shaped curve. And my cheeks look bigger too. It’s almost as if they do it on purpose to keep subhumans from passing for normies because I clearly told her at the beginning of the haircut:

“I got kind of a peanut shaped head going on so could you clean up the sides and only take it a little bit shorter? And then an inch off the top?”

She agreed and went on to give me buzzed sides and then she heavily thinned out the top of my head so that I can’t do anything with it anymore lol.

 

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