Hairmaxxing

[Deleted member 4087]

Is there any vitamins or anything I can take to give hair more volume and wave (if possible)?. My hair is very straight and flat and it goes down naturally.

 

[Dex]

Take the blowdryer pill

 

[her]

never blow dry your hair, it will damage your hair

 

[Dex]

never blow dry your hair, it will damage your hair

Yeah, if you burn the fuck out of it with the highest heat setting. Not if you choose the cold air setting and apply prestyler / hair oil when the hair is still damp.

 

[TsarTsar444]

never blow dry your hair, it will damage your hair

Really? I have always been blow drying my hair for year. First i learn that milk contains estrogens that cuck you to oblivion now i found out that blow drying cucks your hair. It's completely over for me

 

[Maxillacel]

Really? I have always been blow drying my hair for year. First i learn that milk contains estrogens that cuck you to oblivion now i found out that blow drying cucks your hair. It's completely over for me

everything contains xenoestrogens you cant avoid them

 

[her]

Yeah, if you burn the fuck out of it with the highest heat setting. Not if you choose the cold air setting and apply prestyler / hair oil when the hair is still damp.

OVER FOR BLOWDRYINGCELS, SON. YOUR HAIR WILL BE FRIED BY THE TIME YOU’RE 3, I’M SO SORRY...

 

[Dex]

OVER FOR BLOWDRYINGCELS, SON. YOUR HAIR WILL BE FRIED BY THE TIME YOU’RE 3, I’M SO SORRY...

I MOG YOU TO DETT WITH MY AMAZING BLOWDRIED HAIR VOLUME

 

[her]

I MOG YOU TO DETT WITH MY AMAZING BLOWDRIED HAIR VOLUME

I DON’T EVEN NEED TO BLOWDRY MY HAIR TO GET GOD TIER VOLUME, SON. MY HAIR IS LITERALLY 99th PERCENTILE, ABSOLUTELY INSANE THICKNESS, STRAIGHT LIKE MY DICK, SMOOTH LIKE BABY BUTT, BLACK LIKE MY ASSHOLE.

 

[Dex]

I DON’T EVEN NEED TO BLOWDRY MY HAIR TO GET GOD TIER VOLUME, SON. MY HAIR IS LITERALLY 99th PERCENTILE, ABSOLUTELY INSANE THICKNESS, STRAIGHT LIKE MY DICK, SMOOTH LIKE BABY BUTT, BLACK LIKE MY ASSHOLE.

I'M NOT A SCARED LITTLE HIGH INHIB BITCH THAT GIVES A FUKK ABOUT HAIR DAMAGE. VOLUME OR DETTH, BLOWDRYER GANG FOREVER

 

[her]

I'M NOT A SCARED LITTLE HIGH INHIB BITCH THAT GIVES A FUKK ABOUT HAIR DAMAGE. VOLUME OR DETTH, BLOWDRYER GANG FOREVER

INDEED, SON. BLOWDRYER GANG TILL I DIE IN DIS BICH.