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You guys ever took a half shower? My definition is when you don’t have enough time to get ready for something or your dad forces you out the shower, so you just wash your underarms, your private area, and your asshole.
 
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It's over for no-timecels
 
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Ye, I do that before having sex.
 
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I knew this was a @blackoutwhitein post just from the title tbh
 
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Over for hippocels
 
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Yeah I do them all the time.
I take 3 showers a week and 2 of them are half showers. (Although I still include hair washing in those half showers)
 
washing the area between your nuts and the butthole is very important especially when youve been running
 
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i can usually only get in a couple minutes of shower time otherwise my uncle steps in to the cubicle and starts abusing me
 
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i can usually only get in a couple minutes of shower time otherwise my uncle steps in to the cubicle and starts abusing me
Happen to me all the time😢
 
I have a Dettol bath with the garden hose once a year
 
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You guys ever took a half shower? My definition is when you don’t have enough time to get ready for something or your dad forces you out the shower, so you just wash your underarms, your private area, and your asshole.
is it gay to get aroused when touching your asshole?
 
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is it gay to get aroused when touching your asshole?
To be sure I'd recommend buying a 12 inch dildo and ramming it in your asshole, if it feels good then ur a big ghey
 
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To be sure I'd recommend buying a 12 inch dildo and ramming it in your asshole, if it feels good then ur a big ghey
penetrates me
 
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How can I looksmax my perineum
Just cut it off. It's basically the roast beef flaps manifested in a man (dedsrs).
 
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blackoutposting is the best posting
 
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My father forced me out the shower as I been in there in 15 minutes. I just finished washing my hair. I also have a shitting problem, so I wipe my ass in the shower. I was in there thinking about life. So yeah, my morning is starting off fucking great. Let me ask you niggas something? Is 15 minute showers too long?
 
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My father forced me out the shower as I been in there in 15 minutes. I just finished washing my hair. I also have a shitting problem, so I wipe my ass in the shower. I was in there thinking about life. So yeah, my morning is starting off fucking great. Let me ask you niggas something? Is 15 minute showers too long?
No bro it helps you lose weight
 
Love to Tony my biggest bro
 
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showers me
 
showers me
 
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@blackoutwhitein eats Spam in the shower
 
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Just let ur dad shower with you
 
showers me
 
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