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I think it's pretty safe to say now that I am officially htn after this experience. I don't feel like writing a ton and you don't feel like reading so I'll just summarize:
  1. My costume was so fucking sick everybody loved it
  2. This htb that i've been eyeing for months but haven't talked to was interested in me as told to me by multiple people.
  3. Apparently she was mad I didn't make a move which is valid (I was super nd since I couldn't drink a ton since I'm on accutane)
  4. So nd that I was legit asking chatgpt if tweas had added sugar in them (they do unfortunately)
  5. I'm going to another party with her tonight and hopefully I secure the bag but drinking yesterday+the poor night of sleep kind of descended me a bit.
  6. Roids, peptides, diuretics are on the way I actually can't wait
  7. Got my cart stolen and costume glasses broke.
  8. There's no way in hell im fumbling this
  9. If u want to see pics pm me i'm not putting them on here.
 
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If you don't know anything about me or my social life you should know this is a huge milestone for me
 
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I think it's pretty safe to say now that I am officially htn after this experience. I don't feel like writing a ton and you don't feel like reading so I'll just summarize:
  1. My costume was so fucking sick everybody loved it
  2. This htb that i've been eyeing for months but haven't talked to was interested in me as told to me by multiple people.
  3. Apparently she was mad I didn't make a move which is valid (I was super nd since I couldn't drink a ton since I'm on accutane)
  4. So nd that I was legit asking chatgpt if tweas had added sugar in them (they do unfortunately)
  5. I'm going to another party with her tonight and hopefully I secure the bag but drinking yesterday+the poor night of sleep kind of descended me a bit.
  6. Roids, peptides, diuretics are on the way I actually can't wait
  7. Got my cart stolen and costume glasses broke.
  8. There's no way in hell im fumbling this
  9. If u want to see pics pm me i'm not putting them on here.
this happened to me yesterday:
>be me
>live in LA, beverly hills, 5'3" indian, cl facially
>goto gym
>see clav on the lat pulldowns
>puff up chest
>squeeze my cheeks HARD
>try to nonchalantly walk up to clav
>"he-y c-clav *BRRAAAAPPP*"
>"oops sorryyyy ;-) *BRAAAPAAAPPPA*
>"oh hey, great ass dude. the peptide gases really got you farting like that huh my nigga" replies clav
>"oh you know how it is, silly me with the mk farts. you would NOT believe what color my poop was this morning"
>"BRIGHT FUCKING RED. i had it the same this morning. ay gimme a 360 real quick tho nigga" says clav and reaches for my crotch
>"C-clav-sama what are you do-*BRAAAAP*-ing *BRAAAAAAAAP* *BRRRRRRAAAPPP*" i say shyly while my 3x10 BIC stands up
>"shit my nigger im the type of nigga that's gonna scratch you off the list"
>"*BRAAAP* Clav-chan I don't understand"
>"its key glock, you wouldn't get it"
afterwards i left the gym feeling a bit puzzled about @Clavicular 's intentions. but honestly i dont think it was gay or anything he was just being a real ass nigga. literally just guys being dudes like dont worry about it type shit you know
 
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this happened to me yesterday:
>be me
>live in LA, beverly hills, 5'3" indian, cl facially
>goto gym
>see clav on the lat pulldowns
>puff up chest
>squeeze my cheeks HARD
>try to nonchalantly walk up to clav
>"he-y c-clav *BRRAAAAPPP*"
>"oops sorryyyy ;-) *BRAAAPAAAPPPA*
>"oh hey, great ass dude. the peptide gases really got you farting like that huh my nigga" replies clav
>"oh you know how it is, silly me with the mk farts. you would NOT believe what color my poop was this morning"
>"BRIGHT FUCKING RED. i had it the same this morning. ay gimme a 360 real quick tho nigga" says clav and reaches for my crotch
>"C-clav-sama what are you do-*BRAAAAP*-ing *BRAAAAAAAAP* *BRRRRRRAAAPPP*" i say shyly while my 3x10 BIC stands up
>"shit my nigger im the type of nigga that's gonna scratch you off the list"
>"*BRAAAP* Clav-chan I don't understand"
>"its key glock, you wouldn't get it"
afterwards i left the gym feeling a bit puzzled about @Clavicular 's intentions. but honestly i dont think it was gay or anything he was just being a real ass nigga. literally just guys being dudes like dont worry about it type shit you know
flying molecules they said
 
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very happy 4 u nigga
 
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I think it's pretty safe to say now that I am officially htn after this experience. I don't feel like writing a ton and you don't feel like reading so I'll just summarize:
  1. My costume was so fucking sick everybody loved it
  2. This htb that i've been eyeing for months but haven't talked to was interested in me as told to me by multiple people.
  3. Apparently she was mad I didn't make a move which is valid (I was super nd since I couldn't drink a ton since I'm on accutane)
  4. So nd that I was legit asking chatgpt if tweas had added sugar in them (they do unfortunately)
  5. I'm going to another party with her tonight and hopefully I secure the bag but drinking yesterday+the poor night of sleep kind of descended me a bit.
  6. Roids, peptides, diuretics are on the way I actually can't wait
  7. Got my cart stolen and costume glasses broke.
  8. There's no way in hell im fumbling this
  9. If u want to see pics pm me i'm not putting them on here.
yup u need to be HTN or high end of mtn to slay at halloween parties. My HTN friend does well at them
 
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I think it's pretty safe to say now that I am officially htn after this experience. I don't feel like writing a ton and you don't feel like reading so I'll just summarize:
  1. My costume was so fucking sick everybody loved it
  2. This htb that i've been eyeing for months but haven't talked to was interested in me as told to me by multiple people.
  3. Apparently she was mad I didn't make a move which is valid (I was super nd since I couldn't drink a ton since I'm on accutane)
  4. So nd that I was legit asking chatgpt if tweas had added sugar in them (they do unfortunately)
  5. I'm going to another party with her tonight and hopefully I secure the bag but drinking yesterday+the poor night of sleep kind of descended me a bit.
  6. Roids, peptides, diuretics are on the way I actually can't wait
  7. Got my cart stolen and costume glasses broke.
  8. There's no way in hell im fumbling this
  9. If u want to see pics pm me i'm not putting them on here.
jfl @ not being able to drink on accutane

im on 20mg accutane 30mg anavar drink every few weeks (going to be drinking hard for 5 days straight in 2 weeks), i just take NAC tudca and milk thistle and i feel fine.

tudca is all u rlly need

but happy for u bro:feelsgood:
 
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yup u need to be HTN or high end of mtn to slay at halloween parties. My HTN friend does well at them
do u think a 6 foot 4 Mid MTN (some rate High MTN) would be considered htn?
 
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I think it's pretty safe to say now that I am officially htn after this experience. I don't feel like writing a ton and you don't feel like reading so I'll just summarize:
  1. My costume was so fucking sick everybody loved it
  2. This htb that i've been eyeing for months but haven't talked to was interested in me as told to me by multiple people.
  3. Apparently she was mad I didn't make a move which is valid (I was super nd since I couldn't drink a ton since I'm on accutane)
  4. So nd that I was legit asking chatgpt if tweas had added sugar in them (they do unfortunately)
  5. I'm going to another party with her tonight and hopefully I secure the bag but drinking yesterday+the poor night of sleep kind of descended me a bit.
  6. Roids, peptides, diuretics are on the way I actually can't wait
  7. Got my cart stolen and costume glasses broke.
  8. There's no way in hell im fumbling this
  9. If u want to see pics pm me i'm not putting them on here.
Send em me, and get that’s bitch, she’s yours
 
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What did u dress up as broski
 
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tales from new delhi
 
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What did u dress up as broski
Harry Potter, lost glasses right after buying new ones so ill prolly go as vampire this weekend (gunna rip up my shirt so u can see my physique). Completely unrelated but I found out the htb cheated on her ex so Ima just see if I can hit and dip all weve done so far is makeout.
 
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Harry Potter, lost glasses right after buying new ones so ill prolly go as vampire this weekend (gunna rip up my shirt so u can see my physique). Completely unrelated but I found out the htb cheated on her ex so Ima just see if I can hit and dip all weve done so far is makeout.
W plan my brotha
 
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whats ur stack n what diuretics do u use n how tall ru u fraud anything?
 
whats ur stack n what diuretics do u use n how tall ru u fraud anything?
I’m 5’11 barefoot but fraud with lifts and I also use tinted sunscreen, concealer, eyelash curler, lumify eye drops, and that’s mostly it for frauding. I also consume 200 mg caffiene for mild natural diuretic until I get the stack I just ordered:
 

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