Hamza thinks 1 in 5 of men spend their time making horse noises in basements as they coom onto walls

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:lul: Hamza thinks 1 in 5 men spend their time making horse noises in basements as they coom onto walls. And the horse-noise-makers can even go up into the bottom 50%. :lul:

 
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you watch hamza?
 
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Hamza is a massive coper by thinking every man can get into the top 1%
 
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The irony is that Hamza is a rich af dude (I was wrong about him being median income)

I don't get where so many gymcels (not just Hamza) get this delusion that going to the gym suddenly makes you ahead of the curve and more disciplined than anyone else

There are fathers, who works 2 jobs a day and shit just to support their family. Overweight, balding, but just want the best for their family.


And on the other side we have some delusional narcy gymcel that overdoses on whey protein, consumes literal zero micronutrients, is taking heavy doses of steroids, overloading their CNS with insanely high deadlift numbers, are bloated asf despite low bf and have terrible leathery skin, yet will still preach about 'discipline' and 'health'

Gymcels are the most delusional people on Earth.
 
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Bottom 50% of men includes horsecels.

 
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Hamza said he makes $500K in that 8-month-old video. Not super unlikely he makes $1M+ now.
Right and Amnesia also said he's not a 5'6 Mexican gypsy manlet so I guess its true
 
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It's actually believable tho, just look at the prices of his courses and shit
Hamza? What course is he sellin..

And who tf is buyin

His fanbase (dark triad 15 yo curries) are not the type to buy courses. At best, they'll torrent/pirate it
 
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Like gymcelling course, how to get women course and so on
I don't see how Rajesh can convince his mother to use her credit card to buy him a course on "How to get women"

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laughs cage GIF
 
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That’s what you think, but people buy these courses.

There’re plenty of shitty, scammy products sold online that’re even more ridiculous than Hamza’s stuff, and people still buy those.
What do you estimate his sales projections

You' have a consultant mindset (have you considered applying to Mckinsey?) , give us some insights incel
 
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average shitza take
 
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Look whos talking
 
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What’s this? Elab. Only mindsets I know are the victim mindset and the Bulldog Mindset.
You look into the data and stuff before presenting your conclusion

However you are quite an innocent man
 
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I imagine Hamza spends most of his free time pretending he's in a sigma male edit
 
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You cannot be in "muh 1%" as a curry unless you are a lightskin chadpreet with light colored eyes halo.

Hamza is the literally nothing more than a swole gymmaxxed average looking bug eyed curry. I'm not hating on him cause he still manage to get a HTB white gf so I actually respect him hella for that, but these are simply the facts. Lmao at any curry that thinks by getting muscles he is now "muh 1%".

If you are curry and you do not look like these men, shut the fuck up, get surgeries, bleach yourself, wear green/hazel colored contacts, dye your hair slightly dark brunette, get fit, and then come back and we'll talk about "muh 1%":
 

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You cannot be in "muh 1%" as a curry unless you are a lightskin chadpreet with light colored eyes halo.

Hamza is the literally nothing more than a swole gymmaxxed average looking bug eyed curry. I'm not hating on him cause he still manage to get a HTB white gf so I actually respect that, but these are simply the facts. Lmao at any curry that thinks by getting muscles he is now "muh 1%".

If you are curry and you do not look like these men, shut the fuck up, get surgeries, bleach yourself, wear green/hazel colored contacts, dye your hair slightly dark brunette, get fit, and then come back and we'll talk about "muh 1%":

His definition of top 1% in that video probably is more than SMV. It’s about your level as a man in life, including your maturity, wisdom, education, discipline, emotional intelligence, entrepreneurship success, mental fortitude, etc.
 
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His definition of top 1% in that video probably is more than SMV. It’s about your level as a man in life, including your maturity, wisdom, education, discipline, entrepreneurship success, etc.
It literally does not matter what men think makes them 1%, what matters is what WOMEN think makes men 1%, and that's being physically attractive, high social status, and wealthy all at the same time.

Hamza I'm sorry to say, is simply not even CLOSE to being 1% especially when it comes looks. He's probably socially successful and pretty wealthy especially after becoming successful because of his platform, and im not taking that away from him, but he needs to be good looking as well, and he's literally nothing more than just a swole, bug eye, brown curry. You need to be the FULL. PACKAGE. if you want to be apart of the 1%.

1% curries are the men who's photos I've posted, does hamza come anywhere close to their looks, their social status, and their wealth? No, he doesn't.
 
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It literally does not matter what men think makes them 1%, what matters is what WOMEN think makes men 1%,
Hamza I'm sorry to say, is simply not even CLOSE to being 1% especially when it comes looks.

Dude I just said he’s talking about a holistic assessment of “life achievement level” not only SMV. I agree with you that he’s not top 1% in looks.

When it comes to rating your level in life as a man, it doesn’t matter what women say your value as a man is aside from your sexual value. You should rate based on your own values or be rated by people who share your values (men). Again, he’s talking about holistic life level not sex appeal level.
 
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Mirin scammer
 
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the only way to get rich now is by crime / scamming. exactly what he does, preying on incels. same as andrew tate. works well.
 
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Hamza thinks 1 in 5 men spend their time making horse noises in basements as they coom onto walls.

the joke’s on hamza.

I don’t spend my time making horse noises in my basement when I cum on a wall.

I spend my time making horse noises in my basement when I cum on my body pillow.
 
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Yeah bro 20% of men never go outside thats why the unemployment rate in the UK is under 5%
 
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His definition of top 1% in that video probably is more than SMV. It’s about your level as a man in life, including your maturity, wisdom, education, discipline, emotional intelligence, entrepreneurship success, mental fortitude, etc.
Dude I just said he’s talking about a holistic assessment of “life achievement level” not only SMV. I agree with you that he’s not top 1% in looks.

When it comes to rating your level in life as a man, it doesn’t matter what women say your value as a man is aside from your sexual value. You should rate based on your own values or be rated by people who share your values (men). Again, he’s talking about holistic life level not sex appeal level.
 
This curry faggot is so pathetic. He tries to be an alpha at all cost but he fails at it miserably. He still has and will forever have bug eyes which automatically makes him a curry mumbai dweller bottom 20% horse noises making during masturbation curry narcissistic scammer beta.
 
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You cannot be in "muh 1%" as a curry unless you are a lightskin chadpreet with light colored eyes halo.

Hamza is the literally nothing more than a swole gymmaxxed average looking bug eyed curry. I'm not hating on him cause he still manage to get a HTB white gf so I actually respect him hella for that, but these are simply the facts. Lmao at any curry that thinks by getting muscles he is now "muh 1%".

If you are curry and you do not look like these men, shut the fuck up, get surgeries, bleach yourself, wear green/hazel colored contacts, dye your hair slightly dark brunette, get fit, and then come back and we'll talk about "muh 1%":
Agreed, I believe in the blackpill sphere and especially on this site the ethnicpill is heavily exaggerated and only really matters if you’re a gook or curry or in a country where the majority of people don’t share the same race as you. Plus for someone who’s always talking about being a high value male legit all of his exes were sub 5 and ugly af lol, I can guarantee if he were a Tyrone or Chad he’d get 100x higher quality bitches than the exes he has before.
 
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Agreed, I believe in the blackpill sphere and especially on this site the ethnicpill is heavily exaggerated and only really matters if you’re a gook or curry or in a country where the majority of people don’t share the same race as you. Plus for someone who’s always talking about being a high value male legit all of his exes were sub 5 and ugly af lol, I can guarantee if he were a Tyrone or Chad he’d get 100x higher quality bitches than the exes he has before.
the realissue is that his current gf is the best he ever had, which means his "alpha fuck" days are cap
 
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the realissue is that his current gf is the best he ever had, which means his "alpha fuck" days are cap
It’s funny cuz if you watched one of his newer vids he talks about how he broke up with his gf and it’s heavily insinuated that she was a whore in the past or cheated on him
 
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His discord special group access costs 1000$ a month and there are 200+ people in it already. He makes 2.4 million a year only from it
How do you know?

Is it the adonis school or whatever it's called :lul:
 
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It’s funny cuz if you watched one of his newer vids he talks about how he broke up with his gf and it’s heavily insinuated that she was a whore in the past or cheated on him
I thought they got back together?
 
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I came on my wall the other week, don't know if that qualifies me for a Jeffrey though
 
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How do you know?

Is it the adonis school or whatever it's called :lul:
Not sure how its called.

But yeah its real people are active there
 
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I came on my wall the other week, don't know if that qualifies me for a Jeffrey though
Thats literally truecel trait
 
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I thought they got back together?
Ye they did get back together but they were on a break temporarily (she was probably getting dicked down by a Chad who wasn’t a bottom tier but eyed currycel like her ex)
 
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Hamza would be bottom 1% in a room with 100 white zoomers
 
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Thats literally truecel trait

and a retard trait because it’s so visible. Why not coom on the floor to let the carpet absorb it? Barely visible.
 
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and a retard trait because it’s so visible. Why not coom on the floor to let the carpet absorb it? Barely visible.
you just said ultra truecel trait
 
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im one of these 1 in 5 men so its true
 
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