Handlebar mustache makes you look subhuman

[UglyItalian]

If you look better with a stubble a handlebar mustache can cuck your whole look, I look like Mario it's so over

 

[Toth's thot]

you don't look like mario, not even close, he mogs you cuz of your T50 eyes

 

[UglyItalian]

you don't look like mario, not even close, he mogs you cuz of your T50 eyes

Damn Im getting mogged by Mario..... At least it's a med gigachad

 

[Deleted member 20064]

Can't you just shave it in to a better shape? lol

 

[Kirby7000]

If you look better with a stubble a handlebar mustache can cuck your whole look, I look like Mario it's so over

def go mario if you wanna lay down some pipe if you catch my drift

 

[Chinlet Ascension]

Do heterosexuals under the age of 70 actually have handlebar mustaches?