BelowAverage
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I wake up at 4am then I workout for 3 hours and then I eat my breakfast. By the end of my breakfast it is already 8am so I start driving to the mall where I talk to random people for 1:30 hours. By the end it is 9:30am so I decide to hit the gym for another 3 hours and after at 11:30am I run 30km. After that long and exhausting run I eat a lunch that consists of a steak that covered in gold sprinkles. I then go to the bathroom for my daily needs. Wow! It's already 16:30! Time flies! Anyways I then go onto E toro and invest in Dogecoin, investing in Dogecoin is the right choice because Elon musk said it was cool! After investing in cryptocurrency for 2 hours I go to the gym and work out for one last time for an hour. It's already 19:30! Time for dinner. For dinner I go to a restaurant that serves 150€ per food. Pretty cheap if you ask me. Anyways at 20:00 I have to go home. Then comes the worst part of the day, throwing out the trash. It's hard being a millionaire, it really is. and It's hard being a millionaire, people like the message above me make my life so hard. Speaking of hard, you normal citizens always complain about rich people's life being easy! it is not! let me explain. Everyday I have to stand up and walk to the bathroom. After that I have to manually brush my teeth for 2 minutes! 2 goddamn minutes! If you are still not convinced, Every 2 days I have to throw out the yeah which is a whole 5 metres away from my house. Are you kidding me!? But the worst out of all: When I go to the bathroom and I'm done taking a shit, I have to to wipe!? what the fuck. It's hard being a millionaire, it really is.
