has any of you niggas actually ever read a book?? I need help.

[Former Shortcel]

Been talking to this femoid with a fat ass, and she in college which I respect. she text me yesterday if I been reading anything good lately, I thought she meant like tweets?? But she said she meant a BOOK.

On god im not dumb but I neva read a whole book in my LIFE. Talking bout actual word books, not books when I was a little kid, I actually loved that shit. so I told her "yeah I read all the time" and I googled "good books" real quick and said the first one that popped up. it was 1984 by George Orwell. I actually heard of ts before but now I have to read the whole fuckin thing cause we meeting up next week and she smart so she gonna know if im lying.

she said its one of her favorites and she wanna talk all about it. and I aint tap yet so ts serious

so my question is WTF DO I DO???, am I fucked? that shit is 300 PAGES and I got like 3 days. has any of you ever done this book shit or am I crazy? I need yall help.​

 

[Former Shortcel]

@Mogs Me @Psocho

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Hey ChatGPT, please summarise 1984 by George Orwell.

 

[Stargazer]

​

*Have* any of you niggas actually ever read a book?? I need help.​

Damn bruh.

 

[Former Shortcel]

Damn bruh.

not laughing nigga help me out

 

[Former Shortcel]

Hey, ChatGPT, please summarise 1984 by George Orwell

Too hard just summarise it for me

 

[Banned User]

1984 is tuff its bout a crazy ahh government who be tripping n shiet and like the main character be like gettin watched n shiet

Then the dude starts rebelling by fucking a bitch n shit thinking big brother aint watching

But then the govment pulls up and tells him he cant fuck his bitch no more

I forgot if he gets killed or brainwashed back into population lol

 

[ChudLarper_67]

Been talking to this femoid with a fat ass, and she in college which I respect. she text me yesterday if I been reading anything good lately, I thought she meant like tweets?? But she said she meant a BOOK.

On god im not dumb but I neva read a whole book in my LIFE. Talking bout actual word books, not books when I was a little kid, I actually loved that shit. so I told her "yeah I read all the time" and I googled "good books" real quick and said the first one that popped up. it was 1984 by George Orwell. I actually heard of ts before but now I have to read the whole fuckin thing cause we meeting up next week and she smart so she gonna know if im lying.

she said its one of her favorites and she wanna talk all about it. and I aint tap yet so ts serious

so my question is WTF DO I DO???, am I fucked? that shit is 300 PAGES and I got like 3 days. has any of you ever done this book shit or am I crazy? I need yall help.​

summarize it with chatgpt bro easy as fuck

 

[polozsz]

Been talking to this femoid with a fat ass, and she in college which I respect. she text me yesterday if I been reading anything good lately, I thought she meant like tweets?? But she said she meant a BOOK.

On god im not dumb but I neva read a whole book in my LIFE. Talking bout actual word books, not books when I was a little kid, I actually loved that shit. so I told her "yeah I read all the time" and I googled "good books" real quick and said the first one that popped up. it was 1984 by George Orwell. I actually heard of ts before but now I have to read the whole fuckin thing cause we meeting up next week and she smart so she gonna know if im lying.

she said its one of her favorites and she wanna talk all about it. and I aint tap yet so ts serious

so my question is WTF DO I DO???, am I fucked? that shit is 300 PAGES and I got like 3 days. has any of you ever done this book shit or am I crazy? I need yall help.​

multiple lapses of low iq in this thread wow

 

[Mogs Me]

When u lowkey rot on .org In a library because of free WiFi but see a bad bitch reading a book on your table so you lowkey turn into Socrates

 

[Former Shortcel]

1984 is tuff its bout a crazy ahh government who be tripping n shiet and like the main character be like gettin watched n shiet

Then the dude starts rebelling by fucking a bitch n shit thinking big brother aint watching

But then the govment pulls up and tells him he cant fuck his bitch no more

I forgot if he gets killed or brainwashed back into population lol

thanks blud ill remember ts for when we meet up

 

[Stargazer]

not laughing nigga help me out

I could help if your willing to put in effort,

But if you don't really care about this for the long term just try and work on your pronunciation for different words.

As well as practice smooth sentence flow so it sounds like you are well versed in any subject regardless if you know it.

 

[Former Shortcel]

I could help if your willing to put in effort,

But if you don't really care about this for the long term just try and work on your pronunciation for different words.

As well as practice smooth sentence flow so it sounds like you are well versed in any subject regardless if you know it.

im smooth as butter nigga

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I don't read fiction unfortunately

 

[gskos]

Only read teenage romance stuff

 

[Lamskiiii]

You asked the hardest question ever

 

[litehearted]

She’s probably lying about reading too if her favourite book is 1984, that’s the kind of shit they make you write a report on in high school. Read YUKIO MISHIMA instead

 

[Former Shortcel]

You asked the hardest question ever

hows it a hard question

 

[Stargazer]

Only read teenage romance stuff

Could never be me (Envious from the depths of my truecel heart)

 

[Former Shortcel]

She’s probably lying about reading too if her favourite book is 1984, that’s the kind of shit they make you write a report on in high school. Read YUKIO MISHIMA instead

right right but shes expecting me to have read 1984, i cant do fuckin shit except know ts book

 

[soapbubble]

read the sparknotes summary and skim reddit comments to understand the symbolism

might also be good to read some wikipedia/chatgpt summaries of other books that might seem interesting to her, "a short stay in hell" was pretty good icl

it might just be better to read it though, idc about honesty but it would probably be more enjoyable for both of you if you did

 

[GhenCohen]

Been talking to this femoid with a fat ass, and she in college which I respect. she text me yesterday if I been reading anything good lately, I thought she meant like tweets?? But she said she meant a BOOK.

On god im not dumb but I neva read a whole book in my LIFE. Talking bout actual word books, not books when I was a little kid, I actually loved that shit. so I told her "yeah I read all the time" and I googled "good books" real quick and said the first one that popped up. it was 1984 by George Orwell. I actually heard of ts before but now I have to read the whole fuckin thing cause we meeting up next week and she smart so she gonna know if im lying.

she said its one of her favorites and she wanna talk all about it. and I aint tap yet so ts serious

so my question is WTF DO I DO???, am I fucked? that shit is 300 PAGES and I got like 3 days. has any of you ever done this book shit or am I crazy? I need yall help.​

read light novel

 

[IronMike]

A Song of Ice and Fire or Harry Potter if you're talking to a female

 

[ChudLarper_67]

 

[Former Shortcel]

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Who dat on the left?

 

[soapbubble]

read light novel

nigga you can't be pulling up to discussions about old philisophical literary works with an anime book

 

[GhenCohen]

nigga you can't be pulling up to discussions about old philisophical literary works with an anime book

no girls want listen to philosopshit

 

[patrikos.psl]

Been talking to this femoid with a fat ass, and she in college which I respect. she text me yesterday if I been reading anything good lately, I thought she meant like tweets?? But she said she meant a BOOK.

On god im not dumb but I neva read a whole book in my LIFE. Talking bout actual word books, not books when I was a little kid, I actually loved that shit. so I told her "yeah I read all the time" and I googled "good books" real quick and said the first one that popped up. it was 1984 by George Orwell. I actually heard of ts before but now I have to read the whole fuckin thing cause we meeting up next week and she smart so she gonna know if im lying.

she said its one of her favorites and she wanna talk all about it. and I aint tap yet so ts serious

so my question is WTF DO I DO???, am I fucked? that shit is 300 PAGES and I got like 3 days. has any of you ever done this book shit or am I crazy? I need yall help.​

just tell her you don't read broootal

 

[Former Shortcel]

@Verdam

 

[litehearted]

right right but shes expecting me to have read 1984, i cant do fuckin shit except know ts book

just read it its not that long and meant for children anyway

 

[Former Shortcel]

just tell her you don't read broootal

Too deep in already nigga shes expecting me to have read this shit when we next meet

 

[soapbubble]

no girls want listen to philosopshit

.

she said its one of her favorites and she wanna talk all about it. and I aint tap yet so ts serious​

 

[Former Shortcel]

just read it its not that long and meant for children anyway

Boyy i got looksmaxxing to be doing, offtopic racebaiting to be doing

Time is priceless, so i need to use ts wisely

 

[NotsoNolann]

Been talking to this femoid with a fat ass, and she in college which I respect. she text me yesterday if I been reading anything good lately, I thought she meant like tweets?? But she said she meant a BOOK.

On god im not dumb but I neva read a whole book in my LIFE. Talking bout actual word books, not books when I was a little kid, I actually loved that shit. so I told her "yeah I read all the time" and I googled "good books" real quick and said the first one that popped up. it was 1984 by George Orwell. I actually heard of ts before but now I have to read the whole fuckin thing cause we meeting up next week and she smart so she gonna know if im lying.

she said its one of her favorites and she wanna talk all about it. and I aint tap yet so ts serious

so my question is WTF DO I DO???, am I fucked? that shit is 300 PAGES and I got like 3 days. has any of you ever done this book shit or am I crazy? I need yall help.​

Just look up a summary of the book and read books she's probably into if there smart a majority of females love Jane Austen so I would read pride and Prejudice or watch the movie

 

[GhenCohen]

.

that's women not girls faggot

 

[_Nazareth_]

Been talking to this femoid with a fat ass, and she in college which I respect. she text me yesterday if I been reading anything good lately, I thought she meant like tweets?? But she said she meant a BOOK.

On god im not dumb but I neva read a whole book in my LIFE. Talking bout actual word books, not books when I was a little kid, I actually loved that shit. so I told her "yeah I read all the time" and I googled "good books" real quick and said the first one that popped up. it was 1984 by George Orwell. I actually heard of ts before but now I have to read the whole fuckin thing cause we meeting up next week and she smart so she gonna know if im lying.

she said its one of her favorites and she wanna talk all about it. and I aint tap yet so ts serious

so my question is WTF DO I DO???, am I fucked? that shit is 300 PAGES and I got like 3 days. has any of you ever done this book shit or am I crazy? I need yall help.​

Deadass the the only book i read is Investment Banking. Otherwise why the fuck would I read

 

[Former Shortcel]

Deadass the the only book i read is Investment Banking. Otherwise why the fuck would I read

What im saying the only reading i be doing is looksmax.org guides you feel me?

 

[_Nazareth_]

What im saying the only reading i be doing is looksmax.org guides you feel me?

Yes I do lmao

 

[Former Shortcel]

Yes I do lmao

When that bitch ask me about the book 1976 by george bush and i only know about pharmaceuticals

@Mogs Me

 

[shedontluv-U]

1982

Great books

 

[_Nazareth_]

When that bitch ask me about the book 1976 by george bush and i only know about pharmaceuticals
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@Mogs Me

George bush nigga the president didn’t write that shit

 

[Former Shortcel]

George bush nigga the president didn’t write that shit

Yeye 1962 by george washington wahtever brah

 

[kyslord]

you gotta read it but you don't have to understand it.

the best thing is when you ask "oh yeah I didn't completely understand this part" and then she goes on to explain to you every detail.

 

[Former Shortcel]

you gotta read it but you don't have to understand it.

the best thing is when you ask "oh yeah I didn't completely understand this part" and then she goes on to explain to you every detail.

This shit better be worth the puh

 

[Verdam]

tweets my nigga are you serious

 

[Former Shortcel]

tweets my nigga are you serious

Spoiler: What in dis?

 

[TheEndMogger]

my nigga a cartoon character

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

1984 is tuff its bout a crazy ahh government who be tripping n shiet and like the main character be like gettin watched n shiet

Then the dude starts rebelling by fucking a bitch n shit thinking big brother aint watching

But then the govment pulls up and tells him he cant fuck his bitch no more

I forgot if he gets killed or brainwashed back into population lol

Can you summarize mein kampf

 

[Banned User]

Can you summarize mein kampf

Never read

 

[_Nazareth_]

Can you summarize mein kampf

I tried to find it in person but it was banned