Have u guys ever been asked out as a joke before

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One time my best friend thought it would be a good idea to get a girl to ask me out as a joke

I declined her, imagine if i said yes, id be bullied for life

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Nah I’ve never even been asked out as a joke :feelswhy:
 
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Luckily not :feelswhy:
 
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i thought two people on separate occasions asking to date was a joke

spergcel brain can’t comprehend emotion

foid sat there for like 5 mins trying to convince me that she liked me

but she was black and the other was southern italian (basically black) so it doesn’t matter either way
 
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One time my best friend thought it would be a good idea to get a girl to ask me out as a joke

I declined her, imagine if i said yes, id be bullied for life

@chudlite @ey88 @dipenhydramine @iwannabebreathtakin @The Dark Phoenix @NZb6Air @castizo @PsychoH @psychomandible @Zenis @wrist cry @StarvedEpi @cooldude1231 @Kaari @itzyaboyJJ @GabachoCopium
i havent before thank god, happened to a friend of mine though they went out for 2 days before she told him it was a joke:feelskek::feelswhy:
 
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i havent before thank god, happened to a friend of mine though they went out for 2 days before she told him it was a joke:feelskek::feelswhy:
Is he okay
 
Am i falling off

No ones replying to threads 😢
 
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One time my best friend thought it would be a good idea to get a girl to ask me out as a joke

I declined her, imagine if i said yes, id be bullied for life
Sounds like one of those 4chan stories.
 
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Yes when I was in middle school, but I already knew I was ugly af so I could tell it was a joke even then
 
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yes

then i said yea why not
they burst out laughing and run away
 
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I was invisible in highschool and elementary so no. A girl jokingly said yes to me asking her out in 5th grade though and I ignored her for like 2 weeks out of anxiety. Her name was clarissa and she was the most popular girl in my grade. She sat next to me to mess with me one time and I just stared at the floor and mumbled to her until she left
 
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Thankfully not
 
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why did u not tag me
 
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I was invisible in highschool and elementary so no. A girl jokingly said yes to me asking her out in 5th grade though and I ignored her for like 2 weeks out of anxiety. Her name was clarissa and she was the most popular girl in my grade. She sat next to me to mess with me one time and I just stared at the floor and mumbled to her until she left
Damn bro

new avi
 
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Damn bro

new avi
One other time in elementary school (4th grade) everyone gathered on the playground in front of me on the swings to sing “mr lonely”(they got it from that Akon song) with my name replacing “I’m”

i shit you not it was the whole grade
 
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When I was 12.

But after tjat i don't think it happens
 
never been approached ever in my life :feelswhy:
(btw nice avi)
 
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One other time in elementary school (4th grade) everyone gathered on the playground in front of me on the swings to sing “mr lonely”(they got it from that Akon song) with my name replacing “I’m”

i shit you not it was the whole grade

Im sorry that happened to you bro
 
One time my best friend thought it would be a good idea to get a girl to ask me out as a joke

I declined her, imagine if i said yes, id be bullied for life

@chudlite @ey88 @dipenhydramine @iwannabebreathtakin @The Dark Phoenix @NZb6Air @castizo @PsychoH @psychomandible @Zenis @wrist cry @StarvedEpi @cooldude1231 @Kaari @itzyaboyJJ @GabachoCopium
Yes,but it wasnt a joke it was a dare.And it was in 4th grade or so so it doesn't really mattee
 
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Yes,but it wasnt a joke it was a dare.And it was in 4th grade or so so it doesn't really mattee
Mine was a dare too
 
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I was invisible in highschool and elementary so no. A girl jokingly said yes to me asking her out in 5th grade though and I ignored her for like 2 weeks out of anxiety. Her name was clarissa and she was the most popular girl in my grade. She sat next to me to mess with me one time and I just stared at the floor and mumbled to her until she left
Should have given her the traditional ethnic treatment
 
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Yes we do

Do you have a job? Any coworkers? Friends? Family
I have a job. I was happier when I was a neet.
I have never had an irl friend.
my family does not like me, they tolerate me
 
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Should have given her the traditional ethnic treatment
I agree, but unfortunately my cognitive profile skews towards my white side. I have the personality of some limp wristed LTN anglo cuckold.
 
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One time my best friend thought it would be a good idea to get a girl to ask me out as a joke

I declined her, imagine if i said yes, id be bullied for life

@chudlite @ey88 @dipenhydramine @iwannabebreathtakin @The Dark Phoenix @NZb6Air @castizo @PsychoH @psychomandible @Zenis @wrist cry @StarvedEpi @cooldude1231 @Kaari @itzyaboyJJ @GabachoCopium
whoa good save
 
yup LOL
 
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One time my best friend thought it would be a good idea to get a girl to ask me out as a joke

I declined her, imagine if i said yes, id be bullied for life

@chudlite @ey88 @dipenhydramine @iwannabebreathtakin @The Dark Phoenix @NZb6Air @castizo @PsychoH @psychomandible @Zenis @wrist cry @StarvedEpi @cooldude1231 @Kaari @itzyaboyJJ @GabachoCopium
happened to me once, it was a sexy htb jfl
 
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One time my best friend thought it would be a good idea to get a girl to ask me out as a joke

I declined her, imagine if i said yes, id be bullied for life

@chudlite @ey88 @dipenhydramine @iwannabebreathtakin @The Dark Phoenix @NZb6Air @castizo @PsychoH @psychomandible @Zenis @wrist cry @StarvedEpi @cooldude1231 @Kaari @itzyaboyJJ @GabachoCopium
You are half incel then
 
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Black girls occasionally tried this with me throughout my school years. Didn't work as I wasn't interested in any of them to begin with.
 
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i havent before thank god, happened to a friend of mine though they went out for 2 days before she told him it was a joke:feelskek::feelswhy:
Literally happened to my friend too
 
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Almost happened to me once on the last week of highschool a redhead becky short white foid asked me out(mind you im a sub4 manlet ricecel nerd who gets rejected even by obese deformed noodlewhores) and i said no thank god if i said yes who knows what wouldve happened:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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Almost happened to me once on the last week of highschool a redhead becky short white foid asked me out(mind you im a sub4 manlet ricecel nerd who gets rejected even by obese deformed noodlewhores) and i said no thank god if i said yes who knows what wouldve happened:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
How do u know it was a joke
 
never
 
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One time my best friend thought it would be a good idea to get a girl to ask me out as a joke

I declined her, imagine if i said yes, id be bullied for life

@chudlite @ey88 @dipenhydramine @iwannabebreathtakin @The Dark Phoenix @NZb6Air @castizo @PsychoH @psychomandible @Zenis @wrist cry @StarvedEpi @cooldude1231 @Kaari @itzyaboyJJ @GabachoCopium
Many times 😢😢
 
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i thought two people on separate occasions asking to date was a joke

spergcel brain can’t comprehend emotion

foid sat there for like 5 mins trying to convince me that she liked me

but she was black and the other was southern italian (basically black) so it doesn’t matter either way
real, I just walked past her when everyone in the school told me she liked me. Now she doesn’t anymore 😢
 
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