Have you ever used aftershave/deodorant to light your dick on fire?

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I once was very low inhib enough to come to a decision to use fire to shave my pubic hair. But then I was like why not douse my dick/balls in cologne too. Which was 80% alcohol. So after I got back from school at 8th grade during the summer I was horny as shit so when I got to my bedroom I took off all my clothes then aggressively spray down my chest, abs, sides, groin, privates and upper thighs by soaking them in Savauge aftershave. I flicked the lighter and then WOOSH during the sunset in my semi dark room there was a huge blue/orange fireball on my front torso and genitals. I was panicking so hard it took me 8 seconds to get it off on my torso and then 4 seconds “down there” so I was on fire for 12 seconds in total naked :lul::lul:

Aftermath? 1st degree burns on my lower abdomen, nuts, belly button and both nipples. It healed in 4-5 weeks tho but was worth it lol
 
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I once was very low inhib enough to come to a decision to use fire to shave my pubic hair. But then I was like why not douse my dick/balls in cologne too. Which was 80% alcohol. So after I got back from school at 8th grade during the summer I was horny as shit so when I got to my bedroom I took off all my clothes then aggressively spray down my chest, abs, sides, groin, privates and upper thighs by soaking them in Savauge aftershave. I flicked the lighter and then WOOSH during the sunset in my semi dark room there was a huge blue/orange fireball on my front torso and genitals. I was panicking so hard it took me 8 seconds to get it off on my torso and then 4 seconds “down there” so I was on fire for 12 seconds in total naked :lul::lul:

Aftermath? 1st degree burns on my lower abdomen, nuts, belly button and both nipples. It healed in 4-5 weeks tho but was worth it lol
No
Endocrine disruptors in my aluminium deodorant
 
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Yes
 
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Gave me ideas
 
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I’m amazed at how retarded people can be
 
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I once was very low inhib enough to come to a decision to use fire to shave my pubic hair. But then I was like why not douse my dick/balls in cologne too. Which was 80% alcohol. So after I got back from school at 8th grade during the summer I was horny as shit so when I got to my bedroom I took off all my clothes then aggressively spray down my chest, abs, sides, groin, privates and upper thighs by soaking them in Savauge aftershave. I flicked the lighter and then WOOSH during the sunset in my semi dark room there was a huge blue/orange fireball on my front torso and genitals. I was panicking so hard it took me 8 seconds to get it off on my torso and then 4 seconds “down there” so I was on fire for 12 seconds in total naked :lul::lul:

Aftermath? 1st degree burns on my lower abdomen, nuts, belly button and both nipples. It healed in 4-5 weeks tho but was worth it lol
jeff bezos news GIF
 
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I once was very low inhib enough to come to a decision to use fire to shave my pubic hair. But then I was like why not douse my dick/balls in cologne too. Which was 80% alcohol. So after I got back from school at 8th grade during the summer I was horny as shit so when I got to my bedroom I took off all my clothes then aggressively spray down my chest, abs, sides, groin, privates and upper thighs by soaking them in Savauge aftershave. I flicked the lighter and then WOOSH during the sunset in my semi dark room there was a huge blue/orange fireball on my front torso and genitals. I was panicking so hard it took me 8 seconds to get it off on my torso and then 4 seconds “down there” so I was on fire for 12 seconds in total naked :lul::lul:

Aftermath? 1st degree burns on my lower abdomen, nuts, belly button and both nipples. It healed in 4-5 weeks tho but was worth it lol
Tales
 
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In what way did you do it?
I sprayed deodorant in my underwear with a classic lighter positioned about a centimetre or two next to the deodorant. This way I created a flamethrower. Somehow nothing caught on fire, no injury or direct penile to fire contact was experienced that day.

Oh, how I miss 2020. :fuk:
 
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I once was very low inhib enough to come to a decision to use fire to shave my pubic hair. But then I was like why not douse my dick/balls in cologne too. Which was 80% alcohol. So after I got back from school at 8th grade during the summer I was horny as shit so when I got to my bedroom I took off all my clothes then aggressively spray down my chest, abs, sides, groin, privates and upper thighs by soaking them in Savauge aftershave. I flicked the lighter and then WOOSH during the sunset in my semi dark room there was a huge blue/orange fireball on my front torso and genitals. I was panicking so hard it took me 8 seconds to get it off on my torso and then 4 seconds “down there” so I was on fire for 12 seconds in total naked :lul::lul:

Aftermath? 1st degree burns on my lower abdomen, nuts, belly button and both nipples. It healed in 4-5 weeks tho but was worth it lol
did it work tho to remove the hair
 
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I sprayed deodorant in my underwear with a classic lighter positioned about a centimetre or two next to the deodorant. This way I created a flamethrower. Somehow nothing caught on fire, no injury or direct penile to fire contact was experienced that day.

Oh, how I miss 2020. :fuk:
I was that fucking horny during puberty I full on sprayed myself down with aftershave while standing naked next to a mirror lol
 
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did it work tho to remove the hair
It did more harm than good just half my pubes had gone and the bedroom fucking stunk so bad… :lul::lul:
 
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It did more harm than good just half my pubes had gone and the bedroom fucking stunk so bad… :lul::lul:
Nigga why do u keep lighting urself on fire i swear i've heard you do ts like 3 other times :lul::lul::lul:
 
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I know users who would do the same

@WhoTookVendetta @BigBallsLarry
 
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Nigga why do u keep lighting urself on fire i swear i've heard you do ts like 3 other times :lul::lul::lul:
I remember watching gore early and even came across the “fire challenge” back to when I was a kid in 2014/15 and was turned on by it lol
 
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high t MIRIN
 
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Now that I’m older I am more of a pussy to doing it again
makes sense, T levels stabilize and prefrontal cortex becomes more developed
 
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makes sense, T levels stabilize and prefrontal cortex becomes more developed
After the fire was put out I also did release involuntarily which was weird post nut clarity was insane tho :feelsahh::feelsahh:
 
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well gotta try it but first have to shave my balls
It’s more efficient and works better if you are clean shaven. A clean clue flame is what makes it look aesthetic
 
I know users who would do the same

@WhoTookVendetta @BigBallsLarry
My balls have went through unimaginable torture to become as big and strong as they are right now

Fire is the weakest element they endured
 
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It’s more efficient and works better if you are clean shaven. A clean clue flame is what makes it look aesthetic
yeah it's good for damage control too, hair burning on ur balls is prob more painful
 
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My balls have went through unimaginable torture to become as big and strong as they are right now

Fire is the weakest element they endured
Mirin
 
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