Havent been to a party in 8 years

[uksucks]

Last party I went to was when I was 16

BRUTAL

My party maxing strategy to not get fomo when I'm oldcel:

• Go to far away countries where being British is rare e.g south america, Russia
• Find gf or spin plates until I find an extraverted party girl.
• Get invited and go with her

 

[killer/tpu]

To many steps, just befriend a man whore

 

[uksucks]

To many steps, just befriend a man whore

Way harder. Why would they bring me? Just more competition

 

[killer/tpu]

Way harder. Why would they bring me? Just more competition

True, befriend a female whore