Having a female best friend > having a girlfriend

Dr. Mog

Dr. Mog

Researcher at moggerdom and zoomerology
Joined
Nov 4, 2022
Posts
3,668
Reputation
7,885
Take notes fellas

First, they are women. Second, they are your best friends.

I love the fact that they speak on hard Blackpill and don’t just cope with muhh perSOYnality like my girlfriend. I may not fully reveal them about everything, since come on they are still women after all but whenever I do, I get the blackpilled response.

I had mentioned them some incidents. Like the one I got approached randomly in the lecture hall while I was writing assignments by an MTB and just openly said “I’d do it for you” and boom! All my work done, fast quick and neat like these studios nerdy girls do. I thanked her back with a pack of Doritos for all that work.

My female best friend’s immediate response was

Her: “she did it cause she found you hot” and I trolled like

“oh is it?”
“I thought it’s because I had a better personality”

Her: I’d only do it if it’s a really hot guy, like you uwu. Ain’t no way I am doing it to @Zer0/∞

Me: oh damn you like looks over personality then

Her: it is what it is

And my other female bestfriend who shares every bit of her life with me, listed all the guys in my zoomer gang whom she dislikes cause they all are apparently trying to “flex” their looks and wanna be liked. And how she would never talk to them despite being gl.

I have been telling this a long time. Being too conscious and fixing your hairstyle every 26 business secs will just make you look like a self obsessed autist. Act Natural. Play the game right my fellas.

They know more about me than my girlfriend does XD and she obv isn’t happy but imma toxic boy 4 lyf 😈 stay woke
 
Last edited:
  • Love it
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: Deleted member 23558, Deleted member 19036 and thecel
another nanosecond another hypercope
 
Take notes fellas

First, they are women. Second, they are your best friends.

I love the fact that they speak on hard Blackpill and don’t just cope with muhh perSOYnality like my girlfriend. I may not fully reveal them about everything, since come on they are still women after all but whenever I do, I get the blackpilled response.

I had mentioned them some incidents. Like the one I got approached randomly in the lecture hall while I was writing assignments by an MTB and just openly said “I’d do it for you” and boom! All my work done, fast quick and neat like these studios nerdy girls do. I thanked her back with a pack of Doritos for all that work.

My female best friend’s immediate response was

Her: “she did it cause she found you hot” and I trolled like

“oh is it?”
“I thought it’s because I had a better personality”

Her: I’d only do it if it’s a really hot guy, like you uwu. Ain’t no way I am doing it to @Zer0/∞

Me: oh damn you like looks over personality then

Her: it is what it is

And my other female bestfriend who shares every bit of her life with me, listed all the guys in my zoomer gang whom she dislikes cause they all are apparently trying to “flex” their looks and wanna be liked. And how she would never talk to them despite being gl.

I have been telling this a long time. Being too conscious and fixing your hairstyle every 26 business secs will just make you look like a self obsessed autist. Act Natural. Play the game right my fellas.

They know more about me than my girlfriend does XD and she obv isn’t happy but imma toxic boy 4 lyf 😈 stay woke
Here is the strategy:

Have a big dick. Have a female friend. One day wear pants, sweats, whatever that accentuate your cock and get rock hard. If you don't have a big cock then jelq, or even put like a cucumber inside your pants. She will notice your cock is big and tell all her friends. And then all of them will fuck you.
 
  • JFL
Reactions: oxymoron
Here is the strategy:

Have a big dick. Have a female friend. One day wear pants, sweats, whatever that accentuate your cock and get rock hard. If you don't have a big cock then jelq, or even put like a cucumber inside your pants. She will notice your cock is big and tell all her friends. And then all of them will fuck you.
Delusion level - 💯

Cause my nigga we already joke around stuff like “muh my cock is a third leg” and stuff (I don’t but other guys here do ngl)
 
  • +1
Reactions: Deleted member 21661
Not a single quark
 
Kys Faggot
 
  • JFL
Reactions: Deleted member 23558

Similar threads

sensitive young man
2 3 4 5
Replies
225
Views
3K
sensitive young man
sensitive young man
AronnMtn
LifeFuel Lifes good
Replies
6
Views
150
AronnMtn
AronnMtn
SamosaChutneyCel
Replies
17
Views
288
sloapz
sloapz
coolguyjames
Replies
0
Views
79
coolguyjames
coolguyjames
Htobrother
Replies
10
Views
390
Quachil
Quachil

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top