Having a gf is an extreme amount of effort

[CHRIST_764]

You have to shower, brush teeth, wash hands, ect, daily

Wear different clothes everyday

Have to be hyper conscious of your thoughts/speech

Most likely have to have a job

Sounds like hell, take me back to nature days

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Speak for yourself. I ain't never had to do none of that shit.

I even had a girlfriend accidentally take a mouthful of week old piss because she set her drink down next to one of my bottles I had laying around and she picked that up instead when she went to take a drink. She mentioned it a few weeks later proud as all hell, "Remember that time I drank your piss."

Let me correct you, having a girlfriend is an extreme amount of effort when you're a subjective beta boy.

 

[CHRIST_764]

I even had a girlfriend accidentally take a mouthful of week old piss because she set her drink down next to one of my bottles I had laying around and she picked that up instead when she went to take a drink. She mentioned it a few weeks later proud as all hell, "Remember that time I drank your piss."

Was she white or asian?

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Was she white or asian?

Both, I've dated a lot of girls and always had piss bottles laying around my apartments. Oh, the one that took a mouthful was Asian.

 

[holerabp]

You have to shower, brush teeth, wash hands, ect, daily

Wear different clothes everyday

Have to be hyper conscious of your thoughts/speech

Most likely have to have a job

Sounds like hell, take me back to nature days

God just be making ppl