Having Allies In Life Is Essential

[RedKeyboard]

Think about it.

All the great people in history had armies and legions of individuals behind them, loyal to the point of death.
Even the average normie, all the way to Chads, have their crew of close allies and friends, and even then, they have allies far and wide.

Having allies is essential for school, for work, for rides, etc.
I'm going have to alliancemax ASAP tbh.
Thankfully I already have @Gudru

 

[Deleted member 2486]

allies me

 

[Ritalincel]

allies me

 

[Deleted member 685]

Hail it brother!

 

[lookismfugee]

legit boyo

 

[Deleted member 2486]

allies me

 

[Lumbersexual]

That's why the survivalist types are dumb. They think when the world collapses they're just going to "lone wolf" it. Ya, you against thousand of others struggling for survival. Those who make the best alliances win, not the most "prepared." Align yourself with powerful others to "win."

 

[Zeta ascended]

Hence the importance of normiemaxxing. In my statistics class almost everyone created a groupchat where they shared the answers in all the test even the final. I was not apart. Luckily some curry swinged me all the answers and I got an A.

 

[RedKeyboard]

Now that I have an audience:

Where the hell should I go to make friends. Now that I'm thinking about it, I have very little allies at the moment

I'm thinking that a 30/70 ratio of online/offline friends would be ideal. But here I am, a lonely zoomer, who only goes out for the gym and groceries.

The gym, everyone is above my age, too different. Even then, I have people I say hello to when I see them, but we're not close enough to be called friends.

JFL at being a teen without friends in 2019. Its truly over.

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

Align yourself with powerful others to "win."

 

[RedKeyboard]

Life without status:

No friends
Have to resort to going on Looksmax.me 24/7 for dopamine rush
Dream about Looksmax.me, wake up to get on the forum

JFL when you guys are my only "friends" and don't even upvote my posts


fuaaark guys. Is this it?

 

[reddollars]

this

 

[BigBoy]

Life without status:

No friends
Have to resort to going on Looksmax.me 24/7 for dopamine rush
Dream about Looksmax.me, wake up to get on the forum

JFL when you guys are my only "friends" and don't even upvote my posts


fuaaark guys. Is this it?

u dont upvote my posts either homo

 

[RedKeyboard]

u dont upvote my posts either homo

Its an endless cycle. I don't upvote cause no-one upvotes my posts, but when I do upvote, no-one upvotes my posts anyway. So I don't upvote.

If I upvote your post will you upvote mine bhai?

JFL at me right now - Legit getting hit by this blackpill like a truck

>Nofriendscel

Going to have to origamimax to cope rn. Meanwhile teen Chad is slaying some JB since it's friday night. Oh well.

 

[BigBoy]

Its an endless cycle. I don't upvote cause no-one upvotes my posts, but when I do upvote, no-one upvotes my posts anyway. So I don't upvote.

If I upvote your post will you upvote mine bhai?

JFL at me right now - Legit getting hit by this blackpill like a truck

>Nofriendscel

Going to have to origamimax to cope rn. Meanwhile teen Chad is slaying some JB since it's friday night. Oh well.

ofc bhai, ill upvote.

i have a worse post to reaction ratio than you because i assume:
1)the things i say arent interesting
2)no one on this site likes me
3)even less ppl do now because somehow more ppl know im a curry


but i think less ppl are upvoting your posts because you do this

write normally ded srs, your reaction numbers will go up

 

[Deleted member 2012]

Just have friends theory

 

[crosshold]

enemies me

 

[lookismfugee]

friends>>>>>>>>>psl rating>,,allies'' dead srs

 

[KrissKross]

Google ”sigma male”
Apparently it’s what women really want.

 

[lookismfugee]

Google ”sigma male”
Apparently it’s what women really want.

muhh alpha beta sigma is bullshit more or less. and friends are just as important as girl

 

[fukmylyf]

tbh I don't care for normie friends. They're just a means to an end

 

[xForgotMyName]

Google ”sigma male”
Apparently it’s what women really want.

the people who fit that description are extremely rare.

the people who cope by pretending to, because they don't have friends are a lot more

 

[Tony]

allies me