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To make it short, 3 asian girls all around 30 years old. One was talking about a guy she's been dating for a year that she thinks "Is the one." The other two girls go awwwww that's so cute guurrl, tell us about him. (he's an asian guy)
She goes on to say how she had a crush on him in Middle School but nothing ever happened and it wasn't until years later at her friends bday party she went to that the same guy was the brother of her friend. She drank some shroom tea and lost inhibitions. And for some reason the guy said "bang" to one of his friends and she responded "I'd bang you boy" and from there that broke the ice and they started talking and now dating.
Here's the interesting part.
She she goes on to list all the great qualities he has. He is EXREMELY fit, like 6 pack abs fitness model body. He is a competitive dancer (break dancing hip hop stuff) won competitions. He's an advanced martial arts fighter. He has like 3 degrees in school has started a successful business and is in the process of starting another. She says he cooks AMAZING food for her all the time. She said she knew it was love from the food perks.
Now all the girls are cooing and being all like "aww baby that's great, good for you" when she is listing all of these qualities.
BUT THEN
in the last part of her listing all these things she pauses and says "the only thing is, he's kinda short."
AWKWARD PAUSE between all the girls, as the girl who said he's short is like looking at both her friends for their reaction, almost cringing cause she is obviously so desperate to get their approval for this guy shes with.
And the one girl who was doing most of the "aww yea girl I'm so happy for you, he sounds great: though the listings is like "Well at least he has a bunch of other positive traits."
AND THE MOST BRUTAL PART
The girl meaning the girl who is dating this guy and loves him says "yeaaaaaa he's short, like when I was still on dating apps I would have swiped left from his height."
So literally the guy shes dating and in love with and thinks is the ONE TO MARRY, Wouldnt have even gotten a CHANCE based on his height alone if he was trying to meet her on a dating APP
@looksmaxxer234
Dont ask me how tall her was she never stated specifically but they were all 30 year old fit in shape decent looking asian chicks, smashable all of them
She goes on to say how she had a crush on him in Middle School but nothing ever happened and it wasn't until years later at her friends bday party she went to that the same guy was the brother of her friend. She drank some shroom tea and lost inhibitions. And for some reason the guy said "bang" to one of his friends and she responded "I'd bang you boy" and from there that broke the ice and they started talking and now dating.
Here's the interesting part.
She she goes on to list all the great qualities he has. He is EXREMELY fit, like 6 pack abs fitness model body. He is a competitive dancer (break dancing hip hop stuff) won competitions. He's an advanced martial arts fighter. He has like 3 degrees in school has started a successful business and is in the process of starting another. She says he cooks AMAZING food for her all the time. She said she knew it was love from the food perks.
Now all the girls are cooing and being all like "aww baby that's great, good for you" when she is listing all of these qualities.
BUT THEN
in the last part of her listing all these things she pauses and says "the only thing is, he's kinda short."
AWKWARD PAUSE between all the girls, as the girl who said he's short is like looking at both her friends for their reaction, almost cringing cause she is obviously so desperate to get their approval for this guy shes with.
And the one girl who was doing most of the "aww yea girl I'm so happy for you, he sounds great: though the listings is like "Well at least he has a bunch of other positive traits."
AND THE MOST BRUTAL PART
The girl meaning the girl who is dating this guy and loves him says "yeaaaaaa he's short, like when I was still on dating apps I would have swiped left from his height."
So literally the guy shes dating and in love with and thinks is the ONE TO MARRY, Wouldnt have even gotten a CHANCE based on his height alone if he was trying to meet her on a dating APP
@looksmaxxer234
Dont ask me how tall her was she never stated specifically but they were all 30 year old fit in shape decent looking asian chicks, smashable all of them