madaaa
Fang Leone
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Dear Revered Uncle:
Could you find it in your most generous heart to send me 204,200 Rupees for needed school books? My most honored parents have expressed a desire to assist me financially as I eagerly pursue my studies, but they are either unwilling or unable to buy me books, the price of which exceeds the income of many of our citizens. I have also inquired of my grandparents but they, too, cannot provide the needed funding.Books, unfortunately, have become very expensive and some of my professors require that I purchase their books so that they can enjoy the royalties of such purposes. One of my classmates is preparing to rob a nearby bank—a solution that I too am considering—but prior to taking that action, I wished to appeal to you for said assistance. If you could assist me, I will be eternally grateful and will most willingly name my first-born son after you.
Forever faithfully,
The passive chimp
Could you find it in your most generous heart to send me 204,200 Rupees for needed school books? My most honored parents have expressed a desire to assist me financially as I eagerly pursue my studies, but they are either unwilling or unable to buy me books, the price of which exceeds the income of many of our citizens. I have also inquired of my grandparents but they, too, cannot provide the needed funding.Books, unfortunately, have become very expensive and some of my professors require that I purchase their books so that they can enjoy the royalties of such purposes. One of my classmates is preparing to rob a nearby bank—a solution that I too am considering—but prior to taking that action, I wished to appeal to you for said assistance. If you could assist me, I will be eternally grateful and will most willingly name my first-born son after you.
Forever faithfully,
The passive chimp
