"Hello mama fuego el pape. I am White argentinian yes. You kno i am descend from spaniard conquistador right eh? Oy mama soy gringo"

[cromagnon]

 

[Brus Wane]

Argentines are the biggest paradox ever

Fucked up economy
Corrupt government
Manlet nation
(ive seen porn castings of Argentine teens, all says their dream is to gtfo and work in Miami)

Still very much proud of being white (superiority complex against their neighbours)
Cope very hard with football
No one seems interested in improving the nation (despite being white)