Help guys. I'm going over to a girl's house tomorrow for sex

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But I jerked off today, so my dick probably won't be on hard mode smh. She has her own crib. How do I lay the pipe good so that she begs me to comeback for more?

I'm boring as shit, so should I get drunk asf before I get into her apartment so I can hold conversation or will that give me limp dick?
 
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Just fuck retard. Stop overthinking.
 
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If you have big dick girl begs you
 
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buy viagra or cialis, duh?
 
Start edging and do kegles
 
delta7 said:
Don't have prescription for viagra nor cialis... I'm fucjed
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Just ask the pharmacist to slip you one off books and offer to pay extra
 
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delta7 said:
Don't have prescription for viagra nor cialis... I'm fucjed
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what
do you need prescription for this in the US?!

LMAOOO what a joke of a shitty country, for the love of god how did this place become the world superpower someone wake me up from this suffering
 
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just fuck her, you’ll be rock hard anyway cos ur dick will know this is the real deal. No matter how nice/soft she is tho, fuck her like you hate her
 
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just fuck her, you’ll be rock hard anyway cos ur dick will know this is the real deal. No matter how nice/soft she is tho, fuck her like you hate her
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I'll watch some BDSM porn videos to practice how I'm gonna fuck her like a whore. 2 weeks ago I went to a 50 year old women's house and my dick was soft the entire 2 hours with her even when she gave me head. I was not attracted to her. I tried but my dick remained so soft.
 
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Chicken schnitzel
To masterbate profusely before a date with a hot British chick. Performed to prolong sexual activity.
Guy 1: "That pommy chick from last night was so sexy that I hade to chicken schnitzel 3 times before I took her home!"
Guy 2: "I can tell bro, you are walking with a limp"
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delta7 said:
I'll watch some BDSM porn videos to practice how I'm gonna fuck her like a whore. 2 weeks ago I went to a 50 year old women's house and my dick was soft the entire 2 hours with her even when she gave me head. I was not attracted to her. I tried but my dick remained so soft.
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Don’t let that happen again, and no more porn or jacking off until you go there. It may affect how hard you are and will definitely affect your cumshot
 
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Don’t let that happen again, and no more porn or jacking off until you go there. It may affect how hard you are and will definitely affect your cumshot
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this, but if nothing else at least u have chicken schnitzeled
 
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HEY OP JUST RELAX DUDE! It's not over, as long as you are above 6"2 and have a 8" or above penis she will accept you for who you are even if you're a little nervous.
 
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HEY OP JUST RELAX DUDE! It's not over, as long as you are above 6"2 and have a 8" or above penis she will accept you for who you are even if you're a little nervous.
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True, she will try to make it work for a while
 
Low t if raping doesn't give you a instant boner
 
Have a good nights sleep and quite overthinking things.
 
update: I pulled up to her place 1 hour later than what I was supposed to and she didnt let me in lmao and gave the excuse that she wasnt home
 
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