Help me choose my haircut as an earcel skullcel subhuman, please!

[trash33]

Ok so this is my hair now. I haven't had a haircut since late August so it looks unkept and shit now:









The last time I had a haircut, the fucking useless cunt massacred me so bad that I couldn't leave my house for 3 weeks. I literally told him to not cut around the ears and leave the sides long but this is what he did:




Look at my monkey ears and peanut skull. I need a haircut where the sides and back are kept long to add width to my autistic skull and so there isn't such a clear separation between my skull and ears.

I was thinking of getting some tiktokcel middle part, something like this but i'd appreciate better pics.

Should I go to a proper foid hairstylist/ salon?
Every time I go to a barber, the retard does his own thing no matter what I tell him.

 

[CookieGuy]

Not a skullcel just an earcel

 

[trash33]

Not a skullcel just an earcel

I'm fine with my skull when the sides are grown out, but I look 10 when I cut them short.
Need a haircut to fraud both. If I ever go bald i'm killing myself immediately.

 

[trash33]

Not a skullcel just an earcel

I'm fine with my skull when the sides are grown out, but I look 10 when I cut them short.
Need a haircut to fraud both. If I ever go bald i'm ki11ing myself immediately.

Frick these filters.

 

[CookieGuy]

Wolfcut would fit you

 

[trash33]

Wolfcut would fit you

I'm almost 24 though, wouldn't it be kinda cringe at my age?

 

[CookieGuy]

I'm almost 24 though, wouldn't it be kinda cringe at my age?

I guess so. Just wear a rock and roll lookin cut or just get otoplasty

 

[trash33]

I guess so. Just wear a rock and roll lookin cut or just get otoplasty

even with ostoplasty i'd still have a peanut skull. I need a middle part kinda cut like the ones I posted to fraud. I'm fine with the way my hair is now if it was cut properly and layered nicely and shit.

 

[CookieGuy]

even with ostoplasty i'd still have a peanut skull. I need a middle part kinda cut like the ones I posted to fraud. I'm fine with the way my hair is now if it was cut properly and layered nicely and shit.

You have small head?

 

[trash33]

You have small head?

Look at the pics with short hair. I feel it looks comical when my sides are cut short.

 

[trash33]

bumpcel

 

[trash33]

somebody pls

 

[trash33]

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[glansior]

go to some professional men salon and tell em to do the job, you just have to keep your sides long enough to cover your ears

or just get some surgery

 

[trash33]

go to some professional men salon and tell em to do the job, you just have to keep your sides long enough to cover your ears

or just get some surgery

yeah, that's the plan. I swear barbers only know how to do fades. Will need to book a session in a salon.
Is there a men salon though? Or do they all cut women's and men's hair?

 

[trash33]

go to some professional men salon and tell em to do the job, you just have to keep your sides long enough to cover your ears

or just get some surgery

btw i'm fine with the way my ears are now, they still stick out but when there's no clear separation between my head and ears like in the short hair pic it doesn't look bad imo.
It just looks messy as fuck atm. Need to get it layered or whatever you call it. I don't want some long emo haircut either.
Idk if I should continue growing it out a bit more first.

 

[glansior]

Is there a men salon though?

it has to be in your city

 

[glansior]

Idk if I should continue growing it out a bit more first.

visit the salon and they will bless you

 

[trash33]

visit the salon and they will bless you

So what should I ask for? I want to get some sort of middle part but idk exactly what.

 

[glansior]

So what should I ask for? I want to get some sort of middle part but idk exactly what.

say that you want to keep your ears covered and you dont want short hair, they should know what to do

 

[trash33]

say that you want to keep your ears covered and you dont want short hair, they should know what to do

kek I remember the last time I told a barber to not cut around my ears because they stick out he looked at me like i’m an alien. They really are useless cunts.
Salon it is. Hope it doesn’t feel cringe going to one as a non-gay sub-Chad though

 

[normie_joe]

Ok so this is my hair now. I haven't had a haircut since late August so it looks unkept and shit now:









The last time I had a haircut, the fucking useless cunt massacred me so bad that I couldn't leave my house for 3 weeks. I literally told him to not cut around the ears and leave the sides long but this is what he did:




Look at my monkey ears and peanut skull. I need a haircut where the sides and back are kept long to add width to my autistic skull and so there isn't such a clear separation between my skull and ears.

I was thinking of getting some tiktokcel middle part, something like this but i'd appreciate better pics.

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Should I go to a proper foid hairstylist/ salon?
Every time I go to a barber, the retard does his own thing no matter what I tell him.

Bro easy on the self deprecation alright.

Yes, if you want something that's not a simple fade and a crew cut, it's best to see a stylist.

Look into an otoplasty so you can fix that insecurity.

 

[trash33]

Bro easy on the self deprecation alright.

Yes, if you want something that's not a simple fade and a crew cut, it's best to see a stylist.

Look into an otoplasty so you can fix that insecurity.

Thanks. I’m a brokecel currently so I probably won’t be getting any surgeries for some years. Already way behind on my life plans so whatever I have and earn can’t be spent on shit I don’t 100% need.

 

[trash33]

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[trash33]

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