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”How the Fuck are you single? As a future lawyer its my expert opinion that it should be illegal."
 
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"I'm not NT babe, that's why"
 
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@pneumocystosis spit some rizz for me. Gotta forget abt the becky i used to date.
 
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There’s no way youre Norwegian and like skinny girls , is it the negroish ( med) blood in you homes or is it some kind of sick fetish of rebuking your ancestors preference of ruddy cows for a mating?
 
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There’s no way youre Norwegian and like skinny girls , is it the negroish ( med) blood in you home or is it some kind of sick fetish of rebuking your ancestors preference of ruddy cows for a mating?
Idk i just like short skinny girls w narrow shoulders, really like small hands and wrist.

Ideal they should have more curves than this girl but be as skinny still.
 
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Idk i just like short skinny girls w narrow shoulders, really like small hands and wrist.

Ideal they should have more curves than this girl but be as skinny still.
that's the way it should be narrow shoulders and thin is hot
 
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that's the way it should be narrow shoulders and thin is hot
Help me with rizz bruv i've ignored a bunch of girls on snapchat currently bcuz i can't be assed to write something clever.
 
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Idk i just like short skinny girls w narrow shoulders, really like small hands and wrist.

Ideal they should have more curves than this girl but be as skinny still.
ruddy cows produce more milk for breastfeeding, the kid will have more iq than this anorexic bitch who wont probably produce enough milk, or will outright refuse breast feeding.
 
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Not a single valueable response
 
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”How the Fuck are you single? As a future lawyer its my expert opinion that it should be illegal."
Tell her "you are discovering yourself, the world is your oyster"
 
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What pics do you use
 
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You can reply with a playful and flirty tone:

"Well, I guess I've been waiting for someone like you to make a convincing case for a change in my relationship status. What's your legal strategy, Counselor?"

ChatGPT rizz :lul::lul:
 
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her opening is cringe as fuck.

you can either be a cuck and play along and say something like

"I'm no expert but it's my expert opinion that I'd need a lawyer to help me out with that"


or play Just Be Chad Theory and make a comment about her old fucking iphone
 
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You can reply with a playful and flirty tone:

"Well, I guess I've been waiting for someone like you to make a convincing case for a change in my relationship status. What's your legal strategy, Counselor?"

ChatGPT rizz :lul::lul:
Gpt did me dirty bruv i've already tried
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ngl her opening line is cringe asf
 
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her opening is cringe as fuck.

you can either be a cuck and play along and say something like

"I'm no expert but it's my expert opinion that I'd need a lawyer to help me out with that"


or play Just Be Chad Theory and make a comment about her old fucking iphone
I use an iphone Xr myself jlf and its visable in 2 of my pics :hnghn:
 
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her opening is cringe as fuck.

you can either be a cuck and play along and say something like

"I'm no expert but it's my expert opinion that I'd need a lawyer to help me out with that"


or play Just Be Chad Theory and make a comment about her old fucking iphone
yeah go for the kick to the balls, tell her her iphones shit
 
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This bitch is slow asf her response is so low iq jfl
 
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Help me with rizz bruv i've ignored a bunch of girls on snapchat currently bcuz i can't be assed to write something clever.
nigga has looksmaxxed to the brim and never ran a training camp on a bunch of ltbs to learn how to talk to women smh it's rizz 101 you gotta talk to as many women as you can to get experience
 
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nigga has looksmaxxed to the brim and never ran a training camp on a bunch of ltbs to learn how to talk to women smh it's rizz 101 you gotta talk to as many women as you can to get experience
I usually meet girls through clubbing or house parties.
 
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yap, you are going fuck it up, its over
Met my ex through ig though so i have a lil bit of experience but usually i have social proof but rn i don't anymore.
 
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This bitch is slow asf her response is so low iq jfl
keep in mind she thinks she's 1 of the 100 girls you're talking to, and that you're a very busy chad with an insane social life with lots of freinds

act that way brother
 
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How much would you rate her in the psl scale
 
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keep in mind she thinks she's 1 of the 100 girls you're talking to, and that you're a very busy chad with an insane social life with lots of freinds

act that way brother
He means “slow” as in dumb as a brick I think.
 
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keep in mind she thinks she's 1 of the 100 girls you're talking to, and that you're a very busy chad with an insane social life with lots of freinds

act that way brother
Bro her response was literally what i needed help with. Like what the case was abt bitch is slow asf
 
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He means “slow” as in dumb as a brick I think.
Yeah her response was almost instant But it was retarded. I waited 2 days to respond jfl.
 
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”How the Fuck are you single? As a future lawyer its my expert opinion that it should be illegal."
Maybe you can come over and help me look over the deposition.
 
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Bro her response was literally what i needed help with. Like what the case was abt bitch is slow asf
Yeah, she’s dragging it on for too long.

You should talk about something else now, maybe ask her if 2014 chico mogs Jordan Barret :unsure:
 
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What a cringe message

Uncalled for humblebragging in the style of the worst looksmax users

P.s. you are single because look like shit
 
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Inspiring Incels keep the population from growing
 
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Yeah, she’s dragging it on for too long.

You should talk about something else now, maybe ask her if 2014 chico mogs Jordan Barret :unsure:
Told her the case could be reviewed better in person when she comes over.
 
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”How the Fuck are you single? As a future lawyer its my expert opinion that it should be illegal."
Tell her the truth: “I don’t just date anybody and I know my worth/ what I got to offer”.
 
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might just tell her i’m metrosexual
I’m dead serious, pre selection is very real when it comes to women. They want other women to want you, but you’ve rejected them. They are so solipsistic they’ll believe you and think of themselves as special
 
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I’m dead serious, pre selection is very real when it comes to women. They want other women to want you, but you’ve rejected them. They are so solipsistic they’ll believe you and think of themselves as special
For ltr ig i wouldnt just date Anyone But i’m not planning on ltr w this slag jfl she literally writes first. Only 18 though so prob like 8 bc.
 
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I think women are just retarded, like me how am I supposed to respond to this? Is it an attempt at humour or wtf is it?
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