HELP ME WITH HGH RIGHT NOW PLS!!!

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I CAN'T SIMPLY BEG FOR HGH BECAUSE OF "FACIAL BONE MASS" AND I NEED EXCUSES FOR TOMORROW BREAKDOWN WITH MY PARENTS:

- IM GOING TO SAY MAXILLARY DEVELOPMENT SO I LOOK SMART

- ALSO I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT BEING HARD TO BREATHE BECAUSE OF LACK OF FORWARD GROWTH

- I'LL PROBABLY SAY CLOTHES FIT BETTER ON GOOD FRAME

PLEASE GUYS GIVE ME MORE PROS RELATED TO HEALTH AND FAKE PROBLEMS I CAN HAVE THAT HGH CAN FIX!!
 
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I HAVE LESS THEN A NIGHT, BUMP
 
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Idk say it's like heroin but worse
 
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HGH won't do anything for ur face tho

Say you're very insecure about your height and frame and will indeed kill yourself if you don't have it
 
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Idk say it's like heroin but worse
no deadass i need more shit cause they think i want it because of body dysmorphia, i need better reasons
 
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I CAN'T SIMPLY BEG FOR HGH BECAUSE OF "FACIAL BONE MASS" AND I NEED EXCUSES FOR TOMORROW BREAKDOWN WITH MY PARENTS:

- IM GOING TO SAY MAXILLARY DEVELOPMENT SO I LOOK SMART

- ALSO I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT BEING HARD TO BREATHE BECAUSE OF LACK OF FORWARD GROWTH

- I'LL PROBABLY SAY CLOTHES FIT BETTER ON GOOD FRAME

PLEASE GUYS GIVE ME MORE PROS RELATED TO HEALTH AND FAKE PROBLEMS I CAN HAVE THAT HGH CAN FIX!!
Only worked for me because I was 5"5 at like 16 bro

There's no way to explain this shit

And if we are talking about consulting with a doctor, 0% chance you're getting shit
 
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no deadass i need more shit cause they think i want it because of body dysmorphia, i need better reasons
Tell them it helps with oxygen intake because it reshapes your face or something
 
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HGH won't do anything for ur face tho

Say you're very insecure about your height and frame and will indeed kill yourself if you don't have it
it's my way of coping throughout puberty ngl, and if i say i'm ending it it's getting me sent RIGHT BACK to the hospital

Only worked for me because I was 5"5 at like 16 bro

There's no way to explain this shit

And if we are talking about consulting with a doctor, 0% chance you're getting shit
i'm ordering it online and same shit as for before i just need a way to cope with time
 
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I CAN'T SIMPLY BEG FOR HGH BECAUSE OF "FACIAL BONE MASS" AND I NEED EXCUSES FOR TOMORROW BREAKDOWN WITH MY PARENTS:

- IM GOING TO SAY MAXILLARY DEVELOPMENT SO I LOOK SMART

- ALSO I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT BEING HARD TO BREATHE BECAUSE OF LACK OF FORWARD GROWTH

- I'LL PROBABLY SAY CLOTHES FIT BETTER ON GOOD FRAME

PLEASE GUYS GIVE ME MORE PROS RELATED TO HEALTH AND FAKE PROBLEMS I CAN HAVE THAT HGH CAN FIX!!
"you wont have grandkids if I don't get HGH"

Saying this could work.
 
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it's my way of coping throughout puberty ngl, and if i say i'm ending it it's getting me sent RIGHT BACK to the hospital


i'm ordering it online and same shit as for before i just need a way to cope with time
How tall are you

And are you expecting them to pay for it?
 
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Was avoiding manlet status not enough of a reason for them 😭
 
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Why don't you just buy from a grey market in secret
 
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How tall are you

And are you expecting them to pay for it?
i'm 6'0 and i have the money for it, really all about letting them unlock my bank account
 
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i'm 6'0 and i have the money for it, really all about letting them unlock my bank account
You're fucking stupid

They need to send you back to the psych ward

Spend your bread on something else dude
 
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Why would u actually tell the truth? just say its Isotretinoin or bpc 157 etc
 
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How old?

If 17 or older you're a proper retard
 
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i'm 6'0 and i have the money for it, really all about letting them unlock my bank account
Tell them you wanna buy clothes that's what I did
 
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Tell them you wanna buy clothes that's what I did
no clothes cost this much :lul:
they're gonna see monthly substraction and nothing's gonna come to my house...

How old?

If 17 or older you're a proper retard
i'm still 16 dw

You're fucking stupid

They need to send you back to the psych ward

Spend your bread on something else dude
just let me try bruh, i have nothing to lose

that money i can get back in a few months of wage slaving

i don't see any better purchase i could do rn that would actually help me
 
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they have the history purchase anyways
So what they will question why you sent money to some nigger on telegram? Tell them it's Chinese agents for the clothes.

Alternative is you tell them you wanna buy B12 for health benefits and swap the HGH sticker
 
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I CAN'T SIMPLY BEG FOR HGH BECAUSE OF "FACIAL BONE MASS" AND I NEED EXCUSES FOR TOMORROW BREAKDOWN WITH MY PARENTS:

- IM GOING TO SAY MAXILLARY DEVELOPMENT SO I LOOK SMART

- ALSO I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT BEING HARD TO BREATHE BECAUSE OF LACK OF FORWARD GROWTH

- I'LL PROBABLY SAY CLOTHES FIT BETTER ON GOOD FRAME

PLEASE GUYS GIVE ME MORE PROS RELATED TO HEALTH AND FAKE PROBLEMS I CAN HAVE THAT HGH CAN FIX!!
Hgh doesn't work for bone mass it all surgery
 
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I CAN'T SIMPLY BEG FOR HGH BECAUSE OF "FACIAL BONE MASS" AND I NEED EXCUSES FOR TOMORROW BREAKDOWN WITH MY PARENTS:

- IM GOING TO SAY MAXILLARY DEVELOPMENT SO I LOOK SMART

- ALSO I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT BEING HARD TO BREATHE BECAUSE OF LACK OF FORWARD GROWTH

- I'LL PROBABLY SAY CLOTHES FIT BETTER ON GOOD FRAME

PLEASE GUYS GIVE ME MORE PROS RELATED TO HEALTH AND FAKE PROBLEMS I CAN HAVE THAT HGH CAN FIX!!
you’re sooo innocent 🥺❤️
 
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I CAN'T SIMPLY BEG FOR HGH BECAUSE OF "FACIAL BONE MASS" AND I NEED EXCUSES FOR TOMORROW BREAKDOWN WITH MY PARENTS:

- IM GOING TO SAY MAXILLARY DEVELOPMENT SO I LOOK SMART

- ALSO I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT BEING HARD TO BREATHE BECAUSE OF LACK OF FORWARD GROWTH

- I'LL PROBABLY SAY CLOTHES FIT BETTER ON GOOD FRAME

PLEASE GUYS GIVE ME MORE PROS RELATED TO HEALTH AND FAKE PROBLEMS I CAN HAVE THAT HGH CAN FIX!!
bro why are you asking me, ask @Zagro
 
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It won’t grow your bones a single molecule.
 
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it's my way of coping throughout puberty ngl, and if i say i'm ending it it's getting me sent RIGHT BACK to the hospital


i'm ordering it online and same shit as for before i just need a way to cope with time
5'4 and romanian...only @Daddy's Home can help you now
 
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i need something else than the idea of potentially getting surgery later on, something that fuels my day
Why? Just focus on getting surgery. Your life will be shit until then, but it will stay that way if you don’t get surgery. Surgery is the only real looksmax.
 
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HGH won't do anything for ur face tho

Say you're very insecure about your height and frame and will indeed kill yourself if you don't have it
tried and does not work
just moneymaxx and get it yourself like i did
 
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HGH won't do anything for ur face tho

Say you're very insecure about your height and frame and will indeed kill yourself if you don't have it
this is what i said and i actually got it
 
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Și-au bătut joc părinții tăi de tine cu numele ăla frate-miu, sau cum poate să te cheme Paolo și în același timp să fii român?
 
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Și-au bătut joc părinții tăi de tine cu numele ăla frate-miu, sau cum poate să te cheme Paolo și în același timp să fii român?
this signature is fake, i'll have to translate that
 
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Și-au bătut joc părinții tăi de tine cu numele ăla frate-miu, sau cum poate să te cheme Paolo și în același timp să fii român?
Wacha shaza
 
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I CAN'T SIMPLY BEG FOR HGH BECAUSE OF "FACIAL BONE MASS" AND I NEED EXCUSES FOR TOMORROW BREAKDOWN WITH MY PARENTS:

- IM GOING TO SAY MAXILLARY DEVELOPMENT SO I LOOK SMART

- ALSO I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT BEING HARD TO BREATHE BECAUSE OF LACK OF FORWARD GROWTH

- I'LL PROBABLY SAY CLOTHES FIT BETTER ON GOOD FRAME

PLEASE GUYS GIVE ME MORE PROS RELATED TO HEALTH AND FAKE PROBLEMS I CAN HAVE THAT HGH CAN FIX!!
Super hard to get it, especially with annoying ass parents, No matter what you tell them they will deny everything and tell you “Ur still growing” “Muh muh im older i know more”

YOU WONT GET IT PRESCRIBED UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY HAVE DEFICIENCY

Maybe nuke your test and get test prescribed atleast
 
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