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Show me one prophecy describing the most common thing we see today: society looking down at their phone.

I don't want to hear about "Muh soso said wickedness will be common." Show me one prophecy describing people looking down at their phones!

I read a story about an inmate who did thirty. The first disturbing thing he recognized was people looking down at their phones.

This would have been mentioned above all!

The stories of Nostradamus continue to be pushed by the Bogeyman (nukes) promoters. Its the same people who drive fantastic stories to thirsty tabloid shitholes like Daily Mail. "Muh I saw a group of aliens combine into one giant alien." Fuck you, asshole! We all know about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Try again.

Dear Daily Mail,

About your 'Nostradamus's eerie 16th century prediction about the Pope' story. All popes become old. Very old! This isn't a shock. It's a fact. All popes die! Once again, not a shock but a fact. Stop letting those assholes dump their shit in your cesspool of garbage.

Sincerely,
Human Monkey
 
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Only one. Show one prophecy describing the most disturbing phenomenon (people looking down at their phones) we all witness today, and I'll believe in it.

Unfortunately, now that this question is online, give the assholes a few weeks and mainstream media will release a story about an ancient prophecy, only available through the electronic library, describing this everyday sight. Of course, it'll follow with something like, "Then there were these flaming projectiles! And when they hit the ground, a flaming mushroom cloud would erupt. Ugh, it was horrifying and so scary. People quickly died. Many people! Billions! At that moment, I prayed that I could go back in time and vote for a leader to stop this, and worship rich people because they earned my eyes, I would in a heartbeat."
 
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This is hurting my brain
 
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Show me one reference!

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I am foaming at the mouth
We were given this world. Everything in this world took an abundance of imagination and thoughtfulness. Our eyes and minds should be on the grand prize, not on these fucking phones. This would have been mentioned by Nostry.
 
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The talking heads are impossible. No one, no doctor, no "expert," no scholar, no genius, no government, no leader, no religion will deny the impossible event.
 
About your 'Nostradamus's eerie 16th century prediction about the Pope' story. All popes become old. Very old! This isn't a shock. It's a fact. All popes die! Once again, not a shock but a fact. Stop letting those assholes dump their shit in your cesspool of garbage.

@Clqs
 
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How would you explain two talking heads? You saw them alive. Then you saw them beheaded. You watched the video a dozen times. You know your gore. They were beheaded. Then you watched those decapitated heads and corpses for three and a half days. Most of the world watched. And the heads came back to life. They spoke! They could think. It's impossible. How would you debunk this?
 
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