Here to remind you of the easiest looksmax ever. GET AN IPHONE (GTFIH ANDROID USERS)

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Stop buying fucking androids and other shitty little phones. Buy a iphone, ANY iphone. It doesnt matter if its a 15 pro max or a fucking 8 it is 100000% better than your fucking xiome or android.


Literally was to scared to take out my android and the confidence of having a iPhone and being able to use it while walking is INSANE. Trust me, take the iphonepill
 
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Greycel moment
 
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more consumerist bullshit
if it can call people and its got apps on it, it's good enough
i'm not paying thousands of fucking dollars for a shitty slab of metal so i can be like everyone else
fuck off
 
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I had an iPhone 4 since 2011 and I still ain't got no bitches.

Explain?
 
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Where's the looksmax?
 
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Chad has a flip phone and gets stacy with ease over
 
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This is not a looksmax, your face is still subhuman. Only difference is you are now a subhuman with an iPhone, so status halo for some extent.
 
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This is not a looksmax, your face is still subhuman. Only difference is you are now a subhuman with an iPhone, so status halo for some extent.
Trust me this is
 
tyrone slays every week with a motorla while franklin has the newest iphone 15 and hes a jester orbiter for his girl friend group
 
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Chad has a flip phone and gets stacy with ease over
Flip phone in 2024 is a drug dealer halo kinda shit innit where you make one call and break it. Ofc foids will swoon over with it.
 
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trone slays every week with a motorla while franklin has the newest iphone 15 and hes a jester orbiter for his girl friend group
You thought you were slick, didn't ya? You didn't say it was this futuristic Motorola:

1706416122397


Flip phones > iPhones.
 
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Without doubt the dumbest thread I have ever witnessed take place on this forum.
 
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there are only 2 MOG phones: iPhone and flip phone (mysterious vibe teehee)
TBH android does not do anything interesting anymore and androids are getting same price as iphones anywaysv
 
I remember meeting my top three female best friends at class because they wanted a picture on my flagship iPhone back which I bought one day after its release. And in order to share them, you will need to take their number or atleast social media id. This is how I got the highest female connections in class :feelshmm:

Disclaimer: MTN+ only :ogre:
 
Sure I'll get an Lphone off of wish fuck blowing all that money on a bigger number than last year.
 

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