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Kraken
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Slayers of Looksmax.org: Where do you get most of your slays from?
Tinder? University? Where?
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Glad you asked son, I'll give you a breakdown of all the forum Chads and how they slay:
1. Crisick: Handpicks supermodels from Milan and Paris fashion week in between travelling for business deals (his company recently merged with Nvidia to further AI research)
2. Amnesia: Dresses up in party clothes in his own bedroom and uses a tripod to appear NT and socialmaxxed. Slays through Tinder but makes sure to keep his shoes on during sex (can't be exposed for Lift-maxxing)
3. forevergymcelling: Mastered photoshop to the point that he has a full sponsorship from Adobe. Also frauds his ethicity (from Pakistani to Portuguese. Ahmed to Alphonso)
4. pneumo: Consumes psychoactive substances, sits on his bed and hallucinates all his "slays" - after the trip wears off he explains these "slays" in great detail on looksmax.org.
5. WishIwasChico: Online dating master, most right-swiped man in Britain 2024, 6'3 ripped beast, owner of high-tier mercedes and all his slays do anal - all verified by TechnoBoss.
@Madridista @Crisick @ReadBooksEveryday @TechnoBoss @House Lannister @tombradylover @WishIwasChico @Amnesia @St.TikTokcel @sub5c3l
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