Here's where the top Looksmax slayers get their slays from.

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Glad you asked son, I'll give you a breakdown of all the forum Chads and how they slay:

1. Crisick: Handpicks supermodels from Milan and Paris fashion week in between travelling for business deals (his company recently merged with Nvidia to further AI research)

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2. Amnesia: Dresses up in party clothes in his own bedroom and uses a tripod to appear NT and socialmaxxed. Slays through Tinder but makes sure to keep his shoes on during sex (can't be exposed for Lift-maxxing)

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3. forevergymcelling: Mastered photoshop to the point that he has a full sponsorship from Adobe. Also frauds his ethicity (from Pakistani to Portuguese. Ahmed to Alphonso)

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4. pneumo: Consumes psychoactive substances, sits on his bed and hallucinates all his "slays" - after the trip wears off he explains these "slays" in great detail on looksmax.org.


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5. WishIwasChico: Online dating master, most right-swiped man in Britain 2024, 6'3 ripped beast, owner of high-tier mercedes and all his slays do anal - all verified by TechnoBoss.

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@Madridista @Crisick @ReadBooksEveryday @TechnoBoss @House Lannister @tombradylover @WishIwasChico @Amnesia @St.TikTokcel @sub5c3l
 
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i fucked a muslima from the ward, ward maxing is legit, even subhumans can slay thette
 
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Absoltuely brutal

But you forgot the biggest one you utter subhuman

@Blackgymmax

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In reality proceeds to get mogged by his Gym bathroom mirror (because he's 5'7)


But on the Forum , he slays pawg snowbunnies like below
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The Amnesia pic 😂 that's a midget
 
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Glad you asked son, I'll give you a breakdown of all the forum Chads and how they slay:

1. Crisick: Handpicks supermodels from Milan and Paris fashion week in between travelling for business deals (his company recently merged with Nvidia to further AI research)

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2. Amnesia: Dresses up in party clothes in his own bedroom and uses a tripod to appear NT and socialmaxxed. Slays through Tinder but makes sure to keep his shoes on during sex (can't be exposed for Lift-maxxing)

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3. forevergymcelling: Mastered photoshop to the point that he has a full sponsorship from Adobe. Also frauds his ethicity (from Pakistani to Portuguese. Ahmed to Alphonso)

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4. pneumo: Consumes psychoactive substances, sits on his bed and hallucinates all his "slays" - after the trip wears off he explains these "slays" in great detail on looksmax.org.


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5. WishIwasChico: Online dating master, most right-swiped man in Britain 2024, 6'3 ripped beast, owner of high-tier mercedes and all his slays do anal - all verified by TechnoBoss.

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@Madridista @Crisick @ReadBooksEveryday @TechnoBoss @House Lannister @tombradylover @WishIwasChico @Amnesia @St.TikTokcel @sub5c3l
 
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WishIWasSchifo
 
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I'd be better off receiving advice from Andrew Tate then. Thanks for the thread. Legendary.
 
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link the thread where crisick said put the fork down
 
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Also @WishIwasChico literally has a pic right next to his merdeces
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And he's jacked and has NW0 + curtain hair + collagen
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He is a certified slayer you utterly jealous subhuman. Doesn't deserve to be there. Agreed with rest of the list tho.


You forgot to add @Clavicular tho (5'7 normie that wants to show his slays)
 
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Also @WishIwasChico literally has a pic right next to his merdeces
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And he's jacked and has NW0 + curtain hair + collagen
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He is a certified slayer you utterly jealous subhuman. Agreed with rest of the list tho.


You forgot to add @Clavicular tho (5'7 normie that wants to show his slays)

I'm really sorry pal, but that's a Toyota RAV4, not a Mercedes
 
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what does wishiwaschico actually look like
 
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I'm really sorry pal, but that's a Toyota RAV4, not a Mercedes
Huge cope. I'm beggining to think that you've become a schizo yourself

Same with @pneumocystosis . He is not a manetalcel

Here's him talking with his High E Black bunny Stacy

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@ascension is getting tons of dopamine from the reacts on the thread right now
 
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Also @WishIwasChico literally has a pic right next to his merdeces
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And he's jacked and has NW0 + curtain hair + collagen
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He is a certified slayer you utterly jealous subhuman. Doesn't deserve to be there. Agreed with rest of the list tho.


You forgot to add @Clavicular tho (5'7 normie that wants to show his slays)
You do realize anybody can post an image of some guy next to a Mercedes there is no proof that is actually him. Infact there is evidence that is not him such as the fact he claimed to be white in the past. Also that guy is ugly as fuck
 
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Did them dirty jfl
 
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Theres still time to edit the thread ….
 
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You do realize anybody can post an image of some guy next to a Mercedes there is no proof that is actually him. Infact there is evidence that is not him such as the fact he claimed to be white in the past. Also that guy is ugly as fuck
He literally has his name tag in this mirror selfie but sure we should believe your subpar detective skils.

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Glad you asked son, I'll give you a breakdown of all the forum Chads and how they slay:

1. Crisick: Handpicks supermodels from Milan and Paris fashion week in between travelling for business deals (his company recently merged with Nvidia to further AI research)

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2. Amnesia: Dresses up in party clothes in his own bedroom and uses a tripod to appear NT and socialmaxxed. Slays through Tinder but makes sure to keep his shoes on during sex (can't be exposed for Lift-maxxing)

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3. forevergymcelling: Mastered photoshop to the point that he has a full sponsorship from Adobe. Also frauds his ethicity (from Pakistani to Portuguese. Ahmed to Alphonso)

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4. pneumo: Consumes psychoactive substances, sits on his bed and hallucinates all his "slays" - after the trip wears off he explains these "slays" in great detail on looksmax.org.


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5. WishIwasChico: Online dating master, most right-swiped man in Britain 2024, 6'3 ripped beast, owner of high-tier mercedes and all his slays do anal - all verified by TechnoBoss.

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@Madridista @Crisick @ReadBooksEveryday @TechnoBoss @House Lannister @tombradylover @WishIwasChico @Amnesia @St.TikTokcel @sub5c3l
Puberty in your late 20s does wonders for your craniofacial development ngl. I guess putting the fork down really works.
 
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btw OP you can't escape my discord dm's forever
 
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He literally has his name tag in this mirror selfie but sure we should believe your subpar detective skils.

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Ngl I didn't look at that image but I do remember seeing that exact image here but without the name tag also strange how he claimed to be white before
 
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Ngl I didn't look at that image but I do remember seeing that exact image here but without the name tag also strange how he claimed to be white before
He said he's Euroasian on a discord group call - according to @TechnoBoss
 
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Good thread.
 
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Also @WishIwasChico literally has a pic right next to his merdeces
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And he's jacked and has NW0 + curtain hair + collagen
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He is a certified slayer you utterly jealous subhuman. Doesn't deserve to be there. Agreed with rest of the list tho.


You forgot to add @Clavicular tho (5'7 normie that wants to show his slays)
He's larping. No way he slays as much as he claims.
 
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That can’t be Chico bro.💀💀💀
 
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Glad you asked son, I'll give you a breakdown of all the forum Chads and how they slay:

1. Crisick: Handpicks supermodels from Milan and Paris fashion week in between travelling for business deals (his company recently merged with Nvidia to further AI research)

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2. Amnesia: Dresses up in party clothes in his own bedroom and uses a tripod to appear NT and socialmaxxed. Slays through Tinder but makes sure to keep his shoes on during sex (can't be exposed for Lift-maxxing)

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3. forevergymcelling: Mastered photoshop to the point that he has a full sponsorship from Adobe. Also frauds his ethicity (from Pakistani to Portuguese. Ahmed to Alphonso)

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4. pneumo: Consumes psychoactive substances, sits on his bed and hallucinates all his "slays" - after the trip wears off he explains these "slays" in great detail on looksmax.org.


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5. WishIwasChico: Online dating master, most right-swiped man in Britain 2024, 6'3 ripped beast, owner of high-tier mercedes and all his slays do anal - all verified by TechnoBoss.

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@Madridista @Crisick @ReadBooksEveryday @TechnoBoss @House Lannister @tombradylover @WishIwasChico @Amnesia @St.TikTokcel @sub5c3l
Goated thread 🤣🤣 🤣🤣
 
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Glad you asked son, I'll give you a breakdown of all the forum Chads and how they slay:

1. Crisick: Handpicks supermodels from Milan and Paris fashion week in between travelling for business deals (his company recently merged with Nvidia to further AI research)

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2. Amnesia: Dresses up in party clothes in his own bedroom and uses a tripod to appear NT and socialmaxxed. Slays through Tinder but makes sure to keep his shoes on during sex (can't be exposed for Lift-maxxing)

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3. forevergymcelling: Mastered photoshop to the point that he has a full sponsorship from Adobe. Also frauds his ethicity (from Pakistani to Portuguese. Ahmed to Alphonso)

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4. pneumo: Consumes psychoactive substances, sits on his bed and hallucinates all his "slays" - after the trip wears off he explains these "slays" in great detail on looksmax.org.


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5. WishIwasChico: Online dating master, most right-swiped man in Britain 2024, 6'3 ripped beast, owner of high-tier mercedes and all his slays do anal - all verified by TechnoBoss.

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@Madridista @Crisick @ReadBooksEveryday @TechnoBoss @House Lannister @tombradylover @WishIwasChico @Amnesia @St.TikTokcel @sub5c3l
:pepefrown:no Salludon no read
 
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