Seth Walsh
The man in the mirror is my only threat
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It’s a typical scene: a group of Gen Z guys chilling, talking big, and hyping each other up. One of them declares himself a master of “pulling.” He’s got all the lines, the moves, the confidence—or so he claims. Then, a girl he actually likes walks by, and suddenly, he’s frantically opening… the Weather app.
He’s not tracking a hurricane or planning a picnic; he just needs to look busy. Staring at the “Mostly Sunny” forecast like it holds the secrets of the universe, he’s hoping it screams, “I’m too important to talk right now.” In reality, it says, “I’m terrified.”
This is peak Gen Z guy behavior. For all the swagger on Snapchat and TikTok, they freeze the second it matters. Suddenly, their “phone-checking reflex” kicks in. But he can’t open Instagram (she might see). Can’t scroll TikTok (too risky). And Spotify might blare something embarrassing. So, it’s back to the old faithful: iOS Weather.
The irony? He knows every temp change but not how to say “hi.” He could tell you it’s 72 with a 10% chance of rain at 3 p.m., but asking her how her day’s going? Too high pressure.
He’s not tracking a hurricane or planning a picnic; he just needs to look busy. Staring at the “Mostly Sunny” forecast like it holds the secrets of the universe, he’s hoping it screams, “I’m too important to talk right now.” In reality, it says, “I’m terrified.”
This is peak Gen Z guy behavior. For all the swagger on Snapchat and TikTok, they freeze the second it matters. Suddenly, their “phone-checking reflex” kicks in. But he can’t open Instagram (she might see). Can’t scroll TikTok (too risky). And Spotify might blare something embarrassing. So, it’s back to the old faithful: iOS Weather.
The irony? He knows every temp change but not how to say “hi.” He could tell you it’s 72 with a 10% chance of rain at 3 p.m., but asking her how her day’s going? Too high pressure.