hey anon

[onnysk]

can you take a picture of me?

 

[BigBoy]

"Haha anon you're so funny, why don't have a gf? Oh, you like me?... Sorry, I only see you as a friend.... Oh, I'll be going, there comes my 6'2", broad shouldered, sharp jawlined, white boyfriend!"

 

[onnysk]

"Haha anon you're so funny, why don't have a gf? Oh, you like me?... Sorry, I only see you as a friend.... Oh, I'll be going, there comes my 6'2", broad shouldered, sharp jawlined, white boyfriend!"

hey anon can u take a picture?

my bf wants to see me

 

[Hozay]

No

 

[BigBoy]

hey anon can u take a picture?

my bf wants to see me

"No my boyfriend isnt an abusive asshole lol he just beat me 3 times last week lol. Oh, you can be a better boyfriend? Sorry, I don't see you like that..."

 

[Bitch]

"No my boyfriend isnt an abusive asshole lol he just beat me 3 times last week lol. Oh, you can be a better boyfriend? Sorry, I don't see you like that..."

"You're a nice guy, do you like me? Ohh, so you do like me... Amm, everything is just going too fast for me, can we just take things slow for now and maybe try to meet each other better, because I like barely know youu and I just got out of a relationship, don't want to rush things too fast..."

"What were you saying, oh, I'm sorry I wasn't listening... Yeah we can meet some time and talk... Wow, do you really see me this way? I mean I am glad that you like me, but... I don't think you're my type.. Hey, look at me! Don't be sad, we can still be friends and hang out some time if I'm around in town ."

"Who's coming here? Ohh, it's Chad, Hey Chad! Come meet my new friend, I think you'll like him! *kisses Chad in front of her new friend*."

 

[Bitch]

"You're a nice guy, do you like me? Ohh, so you do like me... Amm, everything is just going too fast for me, can we just take things slow for now and maybe try to meet each other better, because I like barely know youu and I just got out of a relationship, don't want to rush things too fast..."

"What were you saying, oh, I'm sorry I wasn't listening... Yeah we can meet some time and talk... Wow, do you really see me this way? I mean I am glad that you like me, but... I don't think you're my type.. Hey, look at me! Don't be sad, we can still be friends and hang out some time if I'm around in town ."

"Who's coming here? Ohh, it's Chad, Hey Chad! Come meet my new friend, I think you'll like him! *kisses Chad in front of her new friend*."

You: "Who is this?"

"Ohh, this is my boyfriend Chad, Chad say hi to *insert your name here*."

 

[BigBoy]

You: "Who is this?"

"Ohh, this is my boyfriend Chad, Chad say hi to *insert your name here*."

"It's nice to meet you Chad, I've heard a lot of good things about you. Stacy really enjoys spending time with you, you sound like a stand-up guy. We should get drinks sometime, on me!"

 

[Bitch]

"It's nice to meet you Chad, I've heard a lot of good things about you. Stacy really enjoys spending time with you, you sound like a stand-up guy. We should get drinks sometime, on me!"
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Chad: "Hehe, sure thang buddy, I know just the place you will like, me and my buddies always go drink there and we get completely fucked tehehehe. Here you go, have a cold one. So tell me how did you meet my Stacy?"

"Nice, okay, so she asked you to take pictures of her? Are you like a professional photographer or something tehehe? Oh, so you're a software engineer? Oh, I get yo. You like build and fix computers and stuff? Cuz I've been having some issues with my old computer lately... What are you saying, you don't do that? Ohh, you make these websites and stuff, ah that's cool. I like to use websites like Facebook and Instagram... if you know what I'm sayin thehehe."

"How did I meet her? Ohh ya know how it goes, I went home from gym one day and she passed me by and she winked at me and smiled, you know how that goes thehehe. Then I said "yo, baby girl, whacha doing here all alone?" and I took her to McDonald's, she really enjoyed it and laughed at my funny jokes, she also told me that I'm very smart and talented."

 

[BigBoy]

Chad: "Hehe, sure thang buddy, I know just the place you will like, me and my buddies always go drink there and we get completely fucked tehehehe. Here you go, have a cold one. So tell me how did you meet my Stacy?"

"Nice, okay, so she asked you to take pictures of her? Are you like a professional photographer or something tehehe? Oh, so you're a software engineer? Oh, I get yo. You like build and fix computers and stuff? Cuz I've been having some issues with my old computer lately... What are you saying, you don't do that? Ohh, you make these websites and stuff, ah that's cool. I like to use websites like Facebook and Instagram... if you know what I'm sayin thehehe."

"How did I meet her? Ohh ya know how it goes, I went home from gym one day and she passed me by and she winked at me and smiled, you know how that goes thehehe. Then I said "yo, baby girl, whacha doing here all alone?" and I took her to McDonald's, she really enjoyed it and laughed at my funny jokes, she also told me that I'm very smart and talented."

"Do you like her Chad? Why did you decide to pick Stacy over some other girl?"

"To be honest I've been having a bit of issues getting girls... They don't like me because I'm not attractive. I always do their homework for them and be a nice guy yet they won't go for me. I would treat them right but they don't want me, they want assholes. How do you get girls Chad? You make it seem so easy. All the girls laugh at your jokes, even the bartender is checking you out. Girls don't even look my way."

 

[Bitch]

"Do you like her Chad? Why did you decide to pick Stacy over some other girl?"

"To be honest I've been having a bit of issues getting girls... They don't like me because I'm not attractive. I always do their homework for them and be a nice guy yet they won't go for me. I would treat them right but they don't want me, they want assholes. How do you get girls Chad? You make it seem so easy. All the girls laugh at your jokes, even the bartender is checking you out. Girls don't even look my way."

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"Well, as soon as I passed by her and she turned around I saw her ass and thought to myself damn that's a nice ass. I'm a simple guy tehehe. I see ass I like dat. I also knew she went to the same gym as I do very often and I saw her there many times. A man just can't forget a fine ass like that. She also came to see a couple of my football matches, but we never had the time to talk. I just knew she was the one. I also liked her personality."


"But how do you get all these girls, Chad?"

"First thing you have to do to get the girl that you want is shower every day, make sure to get a haircut and hit the gym. It wouldn't hurt if you gained some muscles, you skeleton tehehe. Girls like men that take care of themselves."

"But I am not as attractive as you are..."

"Nonsense! Everyone is attractive in their own way. You just need more confidence! Go out and talk to the girl, make your intentions clear."

"From there on I just look at the girl and invite her out for a meal, they usually like that. Make sure to tell her how she makes you feel or you can tell her a joke. That works for me all the time, then we both bust into laughter and go to my place."

 

[Deleted member 4991]

Just say no

 

[onnysk]

"hey anon do I look good? I have a date with Brad "

 

[whiteissuperior]

please take this pathetic dog shit thread format off of .me and back to 4chan you utter fucking trucels

 

[Deleted member 8765]

please take this pathetic dog shit thread format off of .me and back to 4chan you utter fucking trucels

Demoralization threads belong on r9k and truecel politics

 

[Deleted member 10536]

can you take a picture of me?

Yeah. Sure. After you take some tea with me

 

[BigBoy]

"Well, as soon as I passed by her and she turned around I saw her ass and thought to myself damn that's a nice ass. I'm a simple guy tehehe. I see ass I like dat. I also knew she went to the same gym as I do very often and I saw her there many times. A man just can't forget a fine ass like that. She also came to see a couple of my football matches, but we never had the time to talk. I just knew she was the one. I also liked her personality."


"But how do you get all these girls, Chad?"

"First thing you have to do to get the girl that you want is shower every day, make sure to get a haircut and hit the gym. It wouldn't hurt if you gained some muscles, you skeleton tehehe. Girls like men that take care of themselves."

"But I am not as attractive as you are..."

"Nonsense! Everyone is attractive in their own way. You just need more confidence! Go out and talk to the girl, make your intentions clear."

"From there on I just look at the girl and invite her out for a meal, they usually like that. Make sure to tell her how she makes you feel or you can tell her a joke. That works for me all the time, then we both bust into laughter and go to my place."

"Wow Chad, that's such good advice. You're a nice, stand-up, genuine guy. And youre funny to boot! No wonder all the girls like you. It's not because youre naturally attractive with insane bone structure and facial festures so women naturally flock to you and love you. No! Its because you take showers and respect women bro! Why didnt I think of all along? Thank's Chad, now I can finally get a girlfriend by showering, it's not like I've showering everyday my entire life. Thanks for the groundbreaking advice."

 

[JustBeCurry]

wtf is this roleplay thread

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Hey there sexy, how are you doing? Imagine me pushing you up against a wall, sliding my big hard thick cock deep into your ass your hands bound above your head. my fingers digging into your tits, smacking them biting your neck and shoulder leaving my teeth mark showing your mine. As I whisper in your ear telling you that you are my little slut. making you beg to cum. then i bend you over slide a buttplug into your Ass, slam my throbbing cock into your pussy. As i holding your arms behind your back stuffing your soiled panties inside your mouth so your screams are muffled. As i am pounding you making you beg for more as you cum over and over again. Then i lay you on your back unbound legs on my shoulders my hand gripping your throat so you can hardly breath. my cock buried in your pussy hitting your gspot just right to make you scream squirting everywhere then finally I pull out and cum all over your face chest and stomach.

 

[Stare]

"Hey, anon, I love talking to you! Your advices are always so great! You are definitely a very good friend!"

 

[Deleted member 8576]

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"Hey, anon, I love talking to you! Your advices are always so great! You are definitely a very good friend!"

it’s over

 

[Stare]

it’s over

happened to me

 

[Deleted member 8576]

happened to me

“sure veronica we are best friends haha”