Hey guys I’m what you’d call a chad

[Petsmart]

Ah yes, after working unpaid overtime at Buzzfeed HQ, I made my way to my brand new Prius in the parking lot. When I opened the door I realized I had left my second bottle of Soylent in the seat! What a score! I’ll be sure to take the second bottle home to share with le wifey and her bull. I think his name is Tyrone. Anyway so I excitedly scampered off to my house, I live in an impoverished neighborhood ON PURPOSE to experience the hardship of minorities. I think they’re called negeroids or negroes, whatever, anyway so I opened my front door and saw le wifey already at it with Tyrone. I didn’t want to bother them and decided to play on my switch Tyrone got me for Christmas, such a nice guy! As you can see inkwells, letting le wifey find herself is an expression of female empowerment and i am there with her 110% of the way! Maybe she’ll share Tyrone with me tomorrow night! I’m so excited!!!!

 

[Overjetcel299]

Nuke this thread

 

[Deleted member 3043]

neck

 

[Aesthetic]

I am in utter disgust, this entire thread

It's just wrong

 

[Catawampus]

Nuke this thread

 

[Petsmart]

shit thread kill yourself

 

[Deleted member 3043]

I am in utter disgust, this entire thread

It's just wrong

we are free, and liberated from patriarchy bro

 

[Kade]

Well I guess I’m chad now

 

[JustTrynaGrow]

this is what society is trying to program us for now

 

[UnderCovrN0rmie]

Nuke this thread

 

[Deleted member 3043]

this is what society is trying to program us for now

sad shit

 

[JustTrynaGrow]

sad shit

fr

 

[Deleted member 3043]

fr

i mean i agree. i'm really hoping on living and ending my life somewhat in a rural way away from modernity someday

 

[ldar = cope]

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Aesthetic Wehrmacht uniform

where is this from ?

 

[UnderCovrN0rmie]

Aesthetic Wehrmacht uniform

where is this from ?

metal gear solid 3

USSR btw

 

[lookismfugee]

shit copypasta

Spoiler

it was a real thai massage studio. no prostitution or escort services. only massage.

I go in and I talk to this thai girl in the counter

I pay and I go into a small room with her

she massages my neck, shoulders, back, arms, head, legs etc. for about 45 minutes

when she is done, I whip out my small dick and ask her if she can jerk it off. she says no, I beg her repeatedly, but she keeps saying no

then she tells me to put the clothes on and walks out of the room. I go out of the room too (she doesn't know this). then I start jerking off in the hallway completely nude and when she comes back, she screams in shock (dead srs). she literally screams when she sees me jerking off in the hallway completely naked. she did not expect this. I ejaculate a few seconds later making orgasm sound while she walks past me

I put my clothes on and I hear the thai girls talk in thai language in a serious voice

as I am walking to the outdoor, I ask the other thai girl (not the one that massaged me) if I can check her phone. my paranoid took over and I suspected she might have recorded me just because she sat in a chair in the direction where I was walking. so I asked if I could look at her phone. she flips out and starts shouting and keeps telling me to leave or she'll call the police. (she was mad as fuk because I jerked off in the hallway)

I told her I will go, just show me your phone gallery first and she said NO and we kept arguing as she was shouting (I remained clam). then she dials police number on her phone and threatens to press call if I don't leave. I stare at her phone and I violently try to grab the phone out of her hand, but I failed. I could see the horror in their face. that thai bitch went from screaming in my face to shutting up. I then went outside and closed the door behind me. and it sounded like they locked it with the key


is this the first step to becoming a rapist?!

Stare

I have no idea if they did get any video or photos of me or the thai massage place had any cameras or if they called the police.

maybe they did get any photos/videos of me, maybe they did call the police, maybe I will get in trouble for this or I am just being too damn paranoid as always

I am planning to burn down that thai massage place. should I do it or is that going too far?!

 

[Petsmart]

shit copypasta

Spoiler

it was a real thai massage studio. no prostitution or escort services. only massage.

I go in and I talk to this thai girl in the counter

I pay and I go into a small room with her

she massages my neck, shoulders, back, arms, head, legs etc. for about 45 minutes

when she is done, I whip out my small dick and ask her if she can jerk it off. she says no, I beg her repeatedly, but she keeps saying no

then she tells me to put the clothes on and walks out of the room. I go out of the room too (she doesn't know this). then I start jerking off in the hallway completely nude and when she comes back, she screams in shock (dead srs). she literally screams when she sees me jerking off in the hallway completely naked. she did not expect this. I ejaculate a few seconds later making orgasm sound while she walks past me

I put my clothes on and I hear the thai girls talk in thai language in a serious voice

as I am walking to the outdoor, I ask the other thai girl (not the one that massaged me) if I can check her phone. my paranoid took over and I suspected she might have recorded me just because she sat in a chair in the direction where I was walking. so I asked if I could look at her phone. she flips out and starts shouting and keeps telling me to leave or she'll call the police. (she was mad as fuk because I jerked off in the hallway)

I told her I will go, just show me your phone gallery first and she said NO and we kept arguing as she was shouting (I remained clam). then she dials police number on her phone and threatens to press call if I don't leave. I stare at her phone and I violently try to grab the phone out of her hand, but I failed. I could see the horror in their face. that thai bitch went from screaming in my face to shutting up. I then went outside and closed the door behind me. and it sounded like they locked it with the key


is this the first step to becoming a rapist?!

Stare

I have no idea if they did get any video or photos of me or the thai massage place had any cameras or if they called the police.

maybe they did get any photos/videos of me, maybe they did call the police, maybe I will get in trouble for this or I am just being too damn paranoid as always

I am planning to burn down that thai massage place. should I do it or is that going too far?!

i literally typed it myself not copypasta

 

[lookismfugee]

i literally typed it myself not copypasta

bookmarked and will read