Hey niggers help me, I have an appointment for MARPE

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

As a looksmaxxer, I want MARPE to improve my looks. I know it's subtle, but that doesn't mean it's worthless. I plan on trimax down the road but doing this for the time being will be a small but significant improvement. Can widen my narrow mouth, and make my zygos a bit more prominent. It should be fairly low-cost.

Problem is that I don't have any major health problems to use as reasoning. Of course they will ask why I want MARPE, and I can't just go in and say I want it for looks, as it is not conventionally a cosmetic procedure. I wish I had sleep apnea but I don't. I think I can larp mouth breathing though, and say I want improved airways. My palate isn't narrow in terms of sheer measurement, and my teeth barely have any crowding, but my tongue does get that "scalloped" appearance from mewing. However, I doubt the orthodontists will be familiar with this phenomenon.

So should I just kinda vaguely mention breathing problems and postural problems, or is it realistic to larp sleep apnea? Don't people usually get MSE for a physically narrow palate? Can I somehow play up my palate being only mildly narrow?

 

[lokit]

afaik stuff like that if u dont actually need it can be a looksmin, atleast mse i know can be. id rather just save up for surgery instead, but yes it is realistic to larp sleep apnea i guess

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

afaik stuff like that if u dont actually need it can be a looksmin, atleast mse i know can be. id rather just save up for surgery instead, but yes it is realistic to larp sleep apnea i guess

I'm definitely getting jaw surgery, once I get the funds. MARPE should be only a few thousand dollars at most, it's not like it will be a major setback in terms of my savings for trimax. This is just some random orthodontist place near me, I don't know if it is MSE or what. FME is super expensive, like 15k, but a place like this shouldn't charge much for a MARPE.

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

afaik stuff like that if u dont actually need it can be a looksmin, atleast mse i know can be. id rather just save up for surgery instead, but yes it is realistic to larp sleep apnea i guess

If I larp sleep apnea it's risky as they would probably ask for documents proving it. So then I would have to take a sleep apnea test, and fake the result. I'd want to do this before the appointment.

So more realistic to mention mouth breathing. If this isn't convincing, then I can look into how to fake sleep apnea tests.

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

@bottleofwater

 

[bottleofwater]

You wont get away with lying abt sleep apnea


Hust lie and say that you mouthbresthe when you sleep and sometimes when you zone out or whatever

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

bump niggers

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

Bump

 

[suboptimus]

As a looksmaxxer, I want MARPE to improve my looks. I know it's subtle, but that doesn't mean it's worthless. I plan on trimax down the road but doing this for the time being will be a small but significant improvement. Can widen my narrow mouth, and make my zygos a bit more prominent. It should be fairly low-cost.

Problem is that I don't have any major health problems to use as reasoning. Of course they will ask why I want MARPE, and I can't just go in and say I want it for looks, as it is not conventionally a cosmetic procedure. I wish I had sleep apnea but I don't. I think I can larp mouth breathing though, and say I want improved airways. My palate isn't narrow in terms of sheer measurement, and my teeth barely have any crowding, but my tongue does get that "scalloped" appearance from mewing. However, I doubt the orthodontists will be familiar with this phenomenon.

So should I just kinda vaguely mention breathing problems and postural problems, or is it realistic to larp sleep apnea? Don't people usually get MSE for a physically narrow palate? Can I somehow play up my palate being only mildly narrow?

breathing problems, your tongue getting fucked from mewing, and just larping poor sleep quality would probably be best bets.

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

breathing problems, your tongue getting fucked from mewing, and just larping poor sleep quality would probably be best bets.

He said my airways were good and mouth breathing must be due to allergies

HELP NEEDED, Ortho said he doesn't want to do MARPE on me

Should I continue pursuing palate expansion, or just forget about it? (I'm saving to get jaw surgery, whether or not I get palate expansion first) PM for pics

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