Artemis
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Was at the party in my 6-cm shoe lifts.
Chatted up a woman who liked me it seemed. Since we were VERY DRUNK, started chatting about some bullshit. I asked her: what's your height. She said: 179cm. I was like: OMG can't be!
She is a tall girl, 179cm. I am 177cm.
In disbelief I tell her: hey, stand up! How come I am 177 cm and you are 179 cm, and I AM TALLER THAN YOU!
We stand up, I height-mog her.
Cannot figure WTF is happening. Then Im telling her, "Oh fuck must be our shoes difference".
DAMN. I was SO DRUNK, it was THE POINT to LARP as a taller dude. My stupidity ruined my legend once again
However, seemed like the height wasn't her fetish, so we just laughed and all went smooth. Could be a different scenario if she were a height-fascist like most women.
TL;DR. NEVER BOAST YOUR HEIGHT WHEN WEARING SHOE LIFTS, AND BEING DRUNK LIKE A PIG.
Chatted up a woman who liked me it seemed. Since we were VERY DRUNK, started chatting about some bullshit. I asked her: what's your height. She said: 179cm. I was like: OMG can't be!
She is a tall girl, 179cm. I am 177cm.
In disbelief I tell her: hey, stand up! How come I am 177 cm and you are 179 cm, and I AM TALLER THAN YOU!
We stand up, I height-mog her.
Cannot figure WTF is happening. Then Im telling her, "Oh fuck must be our shoes difference".
DAMN. I was SO DRUNK, it was THE POINT to LARP as a taller dude. My stupidity ruined my legend once again
However, seemed like the height wasn't her fetish, so we just laughed and all went smooth. Could be a different scenario if she were a height-fascist like most women.
TL;DR. NEVER BOAST YOUR HEIGHT WHEN WEARING SHOE LIFTS, AND BEING DRUNK LIKE A PIG.