Hiding vape in school ( gtfih )

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

my school has this retarded metal detector scanning, so I couldn’t sneak in my vape and I hid it in leaves outside the school.

I’m praying they gonna take thay shit away cuz im a senior now and I don’t give a fuck They didn’t have this shit last year

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

bump

 

[Kroker]

I'm a senior now and I don't give a fuck

 

[TechnoBoss]

Just put it in your underwear. What are they gonna do search a minors underwear for contraband?

 

[vampmaxxer]

Put it in ur ass

 

[lerwaf123]

Put it in ur ass

And also try to smoke it using your anal. When people ask you about smoke coming outta your butt just say that this is the way u feel anger

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Just put it in your underwear. What are they gonna do search a minors underwear for contraband?

yeah I mean they have the fucking hand scanners too so they will bring me to the office and force me to take if out

 

[TechnoBoss]

yeah I mean they have the fucking hand scanners too so they will bring me to the office and force me to take if out

Just say you don’t know what they’re talking about and you have nothing in your underwear. Again what are they gonna do?

 

[PeakIncels]

Just say you don’t know what they’re talking about and you have nothing in your underwear. Again what are they gonna do?

the Indian janitor 5'2 baldcel stinky dalit will be happy to inspect him

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Just say you don’t know what they’re talking about and you have nothing in your underwear. Again what are they gonna do?

call my parents, the pricnicpal etc etc

It’s gonna be a big drama, isn’t there any other way to bypass this? I could hide it in the backpack but its x Ray vision

but tbh when I looked at the xray monitor I could barely see the things that were inside the bag

 

[Suns9999]

don’t vape nicotine gay nigga

 

[TechnoBoss]

Okay and again, what will your parents or the principal do? Oh no they’re telling other people to come and ask you to take something out of your underwear. You could maybe even file a lawsuit or something. Tell the court that the school “asked you (a minor) to take it out of your underwear” and don’t elaborate further when they ask you what “it” was. If you get a Jewish lawyer you might win the case. You’ll be the hero of the school because now others can bring their vapes in as well.

 

[Spliff]

vape is for gays