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[copester2]

how can i fake having water retention to trick my doctor to give me diuretics

 

[MaracasMogs]

eat salt

 

[chadisbeingmade]

Pin a gram of Test at once.

 

[copester2]

eat salt

how much do you recommend

 

[MaracasMogs]

how much do you recommend

a lot like 4g of straight salt with a glass of water
Or eat the salt then drink water idk
ig itll bloat you

 

[lowiqcel__.]

how can i fake having water retention to trick my doctor to give me diuretics

Maybe lots of salt and sugary shit

 

[copester2]

a lot like 4g of straight salt with a glass of water
Or eat the salt then drink water idk
ig itll bloat you

alr thx

 

[cyrillic]

how can i fake having water retention to trick my doctor to give me diuretics

Why bother doing this shit like furosemide is dirt cheap and easy to ship from India or wherever really you’ve no need to go through the proper channels especially when the diuretic they’ll give you is probably not what you want

 

[clavicularsrightnut]

bloat urself to hell, salt on ALL ur food energy drinks and minimal potassium

 

[Deleted member 110192]

how can i fake having water retention to trick my doctor to give me diuretics

Hop on oral minoxidil

 

[svarddre]

You basically have to hurt your heart for this to happen

 

[copester2]

You basically have to hurt your heart for this to happen

worth it

 

[80llo]

how can i fake having water retention to trick my doctor to give me diuretics

you want vasodilators + igf1 + goy slop diet + medications for high blood pressure.Good stack would be viagra + oral minoxidil + mk667 + mcdonalds + corticosteroids.Probably corticosteroids are the most efficient

 

[80llo]

how can i fake having water retention to trick my doctor to give me diuretics

want some real advice: steal it from your grandma they always give them hyperstrong cortisol pills