High IQ excuses for bank transactions

[BudgetBarrett]

title. i need some high iq excuses incase parents ask where $70-100 has been moved from my account.

 

[rira1]

title. i need some high iq excuses incase parents ask where $70-100 has been moved from my account.

find something in ur room that ur parents dont know about but u can lie to them saying it was expensive. for example if they ask what u spent 50 dollars on , show them an old mousepad , microphone , cheap keyboard or anything ur parents dont already know about

 

[afroheadluke]

come clean.

 

[exeswa1]

title. i need some high iq excuses incase parents ask where $70-100 has been moved from my account.

dont lie to them this is the best advice i can give you.

 

[BudgetBarrett]

dont lie to them this is the best advice i can give you.

yes but then i have to explain im buying roids

 

[HostSamurai]

Chad doesn't have to use the bank.

 

[Angutoid]

In or out?

 

[errant]

yes but then i have to explain im buying roids

dont listen to these mffs dont be honest to ur parrents

either
I signed up for an online course
or bought something I’ve been saving up for, like a game and just show them one u alr had

 

[BudgetBarrett]

In or out?

taking money out to move to another account that parents dont know about

 

[BudgetBarrett]

dont listen to these mffs dont be honest to ur parrents

either
I signed up for an online course
or bought something I’ve been saving up for, like a game and just show them one u alr had

yes i hadnt though of that lol silly me

 

[Angutoid]

taking money out to move to another account that parents dont know about

if you have some important tests coming up like a uni entrance exam say that u bought access to a practice site

 

[judif3r]

yes i hadnt though of that lol silly me

say multiple games they won't buy the 1 game for 100 bucks shit. If you have a game and its prequel or sequel or whatever just say u bought the whole pack of that game, more believable

 

[cashcow]

say you bought some vbucks or something

 

[Deleted member 102846]

I just say I spent it in games jfl

 

[Alex_notmogging]

Either you say you bought games on steam or just say you bought cocaine

 

[Underdog9494]

come clean.

Literally bro i dont know why everyone lies so much, like how could you blatantly lie to your parents like that, eww .
Have some respect will ya? Op.
Nobody cares if you're buying weed or steroids.

 

[NoReedemingFeature]

Say you have a fent habit and needed to calm down

 

[NoReedemingFeature]

Literally bro i dont know why everyone lies so much, like how could you blatantly lie to your parents like that, eww .
Have some respect will ya? Op.
Nobody cares if you're buying weed or steroids.

I'd literally ask my parents whether they don't happen to know of any means to get me meth or steroids or if they'll give me money, just don't be a pussy

 

[Underdog9494]

I'd literally ask my parents whether they don't happen to know of any means to get me meth or steroids or if they'll give me money, just don't be a pussy

Yes.

 

[rira1]

Nobody cares if you're buying weed or steroids.

fucking hell whos raising u? hood rats?

 

[Underdog9494]

fucking hell whos raising u? hood rats?

No. I was raised by my white parents, who aren't criminals.

 

[rira1]

No. I was raised by my white parents, who aren't criminals.

clearly they are if they dont mind u doing weed or steroids

 

[Underdog9494]

clearly they are if they dont mind u doing weed or steroids

Steroids are good.

 

[rira1]

Steroids are good.

goodluck trying to convince ur "white non criminal" parents that

 

[bp3nthusiast]

title. i need some high iq excuses incase parents ask where $70-100 has been moved from my account.

what did u spend 70 on in the first palce

 

[bp3nthusiast]

say you bought some vbucks or something

100$ on vbucks should be a sin

 

[Underdog9494]

goodluck trying to convince ur "white non criminal" parents that

Thay already know that steroids are good.

 

[rira1]

Thay already know that steroids are good.

ye bro im sure u have white "non criminal parents" gtfo w ts ragebait

 

[Underdog9494]

ye bro im sure u have white "non criminal parents" gtfo w ts ragebait

Steroids shouldn't be a crime.

 

[Pendejo]

Grow a backbone you fucking pussy, just tell them the most ridiculous excuse and look them dead serious in the eye, it's your money ffs.

 

[cashcow]

100$ on vbucks should be a sin

discord nitro for all your ekittens is also a good excuse

 

[BudgetBarrett]

what did u spend 70 on in the first palce

I need crypto and this website has a minimum $70 transaction fee

 

[errant]

im high as fuckl

 

[FiendFiend]

title. i need some high iq excuses incase parents ask where $70-100 has been moved from my account.

buy some crypto and buy whatever u want with the crypto. Tell your parents your practicing with investing with crypto and when ur parents walk into ur room open up webull or some shit rofl.

 

[BudgetBarrett]

buy some crypto and buy whatever u want with the crypto. Tell your parents your practicing with investing with crypto and when ur parents walk into ur room open up webull or some shit rofl.

That’s the plan mate but I’d like parents to be oblivious that I have crypto. Anyways I got this problem sorted yesterday

 

[WhiteMan]

Timothy Jenkins is high IQ

 

[whitesubhuman]

investing in stocks or something fuark thats what i do

 

[BudgetBarrett]

Timothy Jenkins is high IQ

Who?

 

[WhiteMan]

Who?

 

[BudgetBarrett]

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