HIGH IQ Guide On How I Fucked My English Teacher (GTFIH)

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My english teacher has always been my oneitis and i FINALLY got to fuck!

I will be splitting this guide into 3 steps

Introduction

Step 1

Step 2

INTRO:
This can work with any teacher but I will be specifically doing a guide for English teachers. However ifnyou want a guide on another teacher post below and ill get to work​

SOOOO!
Pick from any spoiler below depending on your situation.



Now.

You do NOT want to come off as a teachers pet AT ALL. Ive seen this real time IT WILL NOT WORK!

How to pull it off: You need to show interest in class, but do not beg to hand out sheets, ask for hw etc.

You shall often engage in lessons but act nonchalant. Dont make it obvious

You are currently a bad student​
You've put yourself in a bad position (not as bad as a teachers pet)

First of all, you need to fix up..
HARSHLY if you do you will get more attention for becoming betterand she may reward you 😉.
On a real just fix your behaivour then look at the spoiler above on how to act in the future.​

I WILL NOT BE SHOWING HOW TO FIX AS A TEACHERS PET LMK IF U WANT TO


Step 1:

After class:
Stay back, make up excuses it could be saying you lost your hw (before due date) and need a new sheet etc.

Also (unless youd get in trouble) ask for "lost" equipment. Doesn't acc have to be lost just an excuse to talk to her, now ifnshe doesnt ask for it back at thebend of the lesson thats when you after school. FIND THEM. once you find them you shall strike up a SMALL convo nothing too obvious keep it short.

Ask for advise, ESPECIALLY after lesson for an english teacher ask "Excuse me miss do you read any books?"
Likely answer is yes
THEN HERE NOW ASK "which ones?"
This gives small talk and an excuse to see her after lessons and discuss the book with her...
(high iq ikr)
By this time you SHOULD have a good relationship with her where you pften stay back and have small talk.


Step 2 (when you fuck!)

Last final best stage.
Spoiler: Advice (not necessary)
Dont beat your shit, save the cumload for her face

Okay so.. now is the final stage.
Drop sime flirts here and there (compliments)
E.g "Miss you are looking beautiful today"
IF SHE HINTS AT IT BEING WEIRD RETREAT AND REOEAT EARLIER STEPS.
HOWEVERRRRR
If she takes it GOOD you will continue and slowllyyyyy drop hints you like her
E.g. "Miss you know i REALLY like you"
now for me here she took it the way we all want it too.

And one day she toldnme to stay back after class and said "come after school i have a surprise"

I come to her class and then she says at 4:30 pm meet at [PLACE]
So i did, she came in her car and picked me up. I knew i was gonna get sucked off and i did.
We went to her house and it all happened​


@TheTD7 @asdvek @pashanimair @kababcel @Idk❤️
 
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formatting is a bit messed up mb.

i posted it on another forum and then copy and pasted
 
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Tales from the mentally ill
 
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didnt read but i know its good
 
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Do it
 
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My english teacher has always been my oneitis and i FINALLY got to fuck!

I will be splitting this guide into 3 steps

Introduction

Step 1

Step 2

INTRO:
This can work with any teacher but I will be specifically doing a guide for English teachers. However ifnyou want a guide on another teacher post below and ill get to work​

SOOOO!
Pick from any spoiler below depending on your situation.



Now.

You do NOT want to come off as a teachers pet AT ALL. Ive seen this real time IT WILL NOT WORK!

How to pull it off: You need to show interest in class, but do not beg to hand out sheets, ask for hw etc.

You shall often engage in lessons but act nonchalant. Dont make it obvious

You are currently a bad student​
You've put yourself in a bad position (not as bad as a teachers pet)

First of all, you need to fix up..
HARSHLY if you do you will get more attention for becoming betterand she may reward you 😉.
On a real just fix your behaivour then look at the spoiler above on how to act in the future.​

I WILL NOT BE SHOWING HOW TO FIX AS A TEACHERS PET LMK IF U WANT TO


Step 1:

After class:
Stay back, make up excuses it could be saying you lost your hw (before due date) and need a new sheet etc.

Also (unless youd get in trouble) ask for "lost" equipment. Doesn't acc have to be lost just an excuse to talk to her, now ifnshe doesnt ask for it back at thebend of the lesson thats when you after school. FIND THEM. once you find them you shall strike up a SMALL convo nothing too obvious keep it short.

Ask for advise, ESPECIALLY after lesson for an english teacher ask "Excuse me miss do you read any books?"
Likely answer is yes
THEN HERE NOW ASK "which ones?"
This gives small talk and an excuse to see her after lessons and discuss the book with her...
(high iq ikr)
By this time you SHOULD have a good relationship with her where you pften stay back and have small talk.


Step 2 (when you fuck!)

Last final best stage.
Spoiler: Advice (not necessary)
Dont beat your shit, save the cumload for her face

Okay so.. now is the final stage.
Drop sime flirts here and there (compliments)
E.g "Miss you are looking beautiful today"
IF SHE HINTS AT IT BEING WEIRD RETREAT AND REOEAT EARLIER STEPS.
HOWEVERRRRR
If she takes it GOOD you will continue and slowllyyyyy drop hints you like her
E.g. "Miss you know i REALLY like you"
now for me here she took it the way we all want it too.

And one day she toldnme to stay back after class and said "come after school i have a surprise"

I come to her class and then she says at 4:30 pm meet at [PLACE]
So i did, she came in her car and picked me up. I knew i was gonna get sucked off and i did.
We went to her house and it all happened​


@TheTD7 @asdvek @pashanimair @kababcel @Idk❤️
Aint no way u made this. Crazy tale tho, didnt read a single molecule.
 
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Alright bro but let's start by not watching BangBros first
 
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My english teacher has always been my oneitis and i FINALLY got to fuck!

I will be splitting this guide into 3 steps

Introduction

Step 1

Step 2

INTRO:
This can work with any teacher but I will be specifically doing a guide for English teachers. However ifnyou want a guide on another teacher post below and ill get to work​

SOOOO!
Pick from any spoiler below depending on your situation.



Now.

You do NOT want to come off as a teachers pet AT ALL. Ive seen this real time IT WILL NOT WORK!

How to pull it off: You need to show interest in class, but do not beg to hand out sheets, ask for hw etc.

You shall often engage in lessons but act nonchalant. Dont make it obvious

You are currently a bad student​
You've put yourself in a bad position (not as bad as a teachers pet)

First of all, you need to fix up..
HARSHLY if you do you will get more attention for becoming betterand she may reward you 😉.
On a real just fix your behaivour then look at the spoiler above on how to act in the future.​

I WILL NOT BE SHOWING HOW TO FIX AS A TEACHERS PET LMK IF U WANT TO


Step 1:

After class:
Stay back, make up excuses it could be saying you lost your hw (before due date) and need a new sheet etc.

Also (unless youd get in trouble) ask for "lost" equipment. Doesn't acc have to be lost just an excuse to talk to her, now ifnshe doesnt ask for it back at thebend of the lesson thats when you after school. FIND THEM. once you find them you shall strike up a SMALL convo nothing too obvious keep it short.

Ask for advise, ESPECIALLY after lesson for an english teacher ask "Excuse me miss do you read any books?"
Likely answer is yes
THEN HERE NOW ASK "which ones?"
This gives small talk and an excuse to see her after lessons and discuss the book with her...
(high iq ikr)
By this time you SHOULD have a good relationship with her where you pften stay back and have small talk.


Step 2 (when you fuck!)

Last final best stage.
Spoiler: Advice (not necessary)
Dont beat your shit, save the cumload for her face

Okay so.. now is the final stage.
Drop sime flirts here and there (compliments)
E.g "Miss you are looking beautiful today"
IF SHE HINTS AT IT BEING WEIRD RETREAT AND REOEAT EARLIER STEPS.
HOWEVERRRRR
If she takes it GOOD you will continue and slowllyyyyy drop hints you like her
E.g. "Miss you know i REALLY like you"
now for me here she took it the way we all want it too.

And one day she toldnme to stay back after class and said "come after school i have a surprise"

I come to her class and then she says at 4:30 pm meet at [PLACE]
So i did, she came in her car and picked me up. I knew i was gonna get sucked off and i did.
We went to her house and it all happened​


@TheTD7 @asdvek @pashanimair @kababcel @Idk❤️
Respect man
 
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@The Fool
 
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Read every quark

High iq

Bros the reason female english teachers always preg
 
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Mirin effort to actually put tales in a post
 
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My english teacher has always been my oneitis and i FINALLY got to fuck!

I will be splitting this guide into 3 steps

Introduction
something asdvek would post
 
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Holy larp
 
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My english teacher has always been my oneitis and i FINALLY got to fuck!

I will be splitting this guide into 3 steps

Introduction

Step 1

Step 2

INTRO:
This can work with any teacher but I will be specifically doing a guide for English teachers. However ifnyou want a guide on another teacher post below and ill get to work​

SOOOO!
Pick from any spoiler below depending on your situation.



Now.

You do NOT want to come off as a teachers pet AT ALL. Ive seen this real time IT WILL NOT WORK!

How to pull it off: You need to show interest in class, but do not beg to hand out sheets, ask for hw etc.

You shall often engage in lessons but act nonchalant. Dont make it obvious

You are currently a bad student​
You've put yourself in a bad position (not as bad as a teachers pet)

First of all, you need to fix up..
HARSHLY if you do you will get more attention for becoming betterand she may reward you 😉.
On a real just fix your behaivour then look at the spoiler above on how to act in the future.​

I WILL NOT BE SHOWING HOW TO FIX AS A TEACHERS PET LMK IF U WANT TO


Step 1:

After class:
Stay back, make up excuses it could be saying you lost your hw (before due date) and need a new sheet etc.

Also (unless youd get in trouble) ask for "lost" equipment. Doesn't acc have to be lost just an excuse to talk to her, now ifnshe doesnt ask for it back at thebend of the lesson thats when you after school. FIND THEM. once you find them you shall strike up a SMALL convo nothing too obvious keep it short.

Ask for advise, ESPECIALLY after lesson for an english teacher ask "Excuse me miss do you read any books?"
Likely answer is yes
THEN HERE NOW ASK "which ones?"
This gives small talk and an excuse to see her after lessons and discuss the book with her...
(high iq ikr)
By this time you SHOULD have a good relationship with her where you pften stay back and have small talk.


Step 2 (when you fuck!)

Last final best stage.
Spoiler: Advice (not necessary)
Dont beat your shit, save the cumload for her face

Okay so.. now is the final stage.
Drop sime flirts here and there (compliments)
E.g "Miss you are looking beautiful today"
IF SHE HINTS AT IT BEING WEIRD RETREAT AND REOEAT EARLIER STEPS.
HOWEVERRRRR
If she takes it GOOD you will continue and slowllyyyyy drop hints you like her
E.g. "Miss you know i REALLY like you"
now for me here she took it the way we all want it too.

And one day she toldnme to stay back after class and said "come after school i have a surprise"

I come to her class and then she says at 4:30 pm meet at [PLACE]
So i did, she came in her car and picked me up. I knew i was gonna get sucked off and i did.
We went to her house and it all happened​


@TheTD7 @asdvek @pashanimair @kababcel @Idk❤️
Crazy tales
 
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Bunch of coping sexless fags

Every slayer knows this type of shit happens irl all the time, you see news stories of female teachers fucking their students everywhere
 
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hmm seems this wont work in usa where all the teachers are fat and old hags
 
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Pics or gtfo
 
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