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In this quick guide, I will teach you how to finally stop suffering. It's also an easy way to get lean and the best way to shove a middle finger in life's face.
For this lesson, we'll be learning how you can get cancer.
The process of getting cancer will be nice and careless and the aftermath is a guarantee that your suffering will stop once and for all.
Living life is pointless and you have to realize how retarded of a concept it is. I think as time progresses and people realize how fucking stupid this whole thing is, mass suicides will increase. The only thing that's stopped this from happening already is religion. As people get smarter and more civilized, atheism rises. The only thing stopping people from killing themselves is either the fear of 'god' punishing them for wanting to escape the hellish circumstances that he's devoted to them/or they keep coping that this 'suffering' is a test from jewsus or allah or whatever other imaginary creature you can think of and that if they keep taking all of this shit like a retard, they'll eventually go to heaven for an eternity.
THERE IS NO GOD AND YOU WON'T GET PUNISHED OR REWARDED FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU EVER DO.
So now that you're free from the shackles of delusion, why the fuck do you want to stay here if you're suffering? Are you a fucking masochistic animal? Why do you fucking fight if it's all gonna end up being useless even if you somehow succeeded? And guess what, you're not gonna succeed either. You'll keep failing like you always have. Now, you have to take matters into your own hands. Can't keep rotting in misery for another 50-60 years before you die. You have to speedrun things. So let's look into some easy ways for you to do that. Of course, you can literally end it all in just a few seconds from reading this post if you jump out of your window. But let's be real, you don't have the balls for that or you'd have already done it. I have a better idea.
You should get cancer. Why?
1) You'll get a few years max where you now know death is near, inevitable and you can do literally whatever the fuck you want and you won't care. It's not the same if you're healthy and you still know you're gonna die but you know it's likely gonna be in a long time. When death is on your doorstep, you turn into a low inhib nigger. Of course, without the BBC.
2) You can finally give up everything. It's a huge relief. No more studying, no more wagecucking, no more annoying gym, no more counting calories, no more stressing about your insecurities, no more attempts to look good, to get richer, to improve, to put in soul destroying efforts... for nothing. You now have a valid reason to just rot in bed all day, enjoying goyslop and getting high on opiates. You can consume all the delicious junkfood you want, you can play games, rot on looksmax, do drugs if you want to, watch movies. You can do that without having cancer too but you'd get crushed by guilt.
3) You may get some sympathy pussy. Tell your sob story to enough girls and eventually some of them will let you bang. Women are emotional creatures and if you play with their feelings, you can lead them by the nose. You now have a leverage you didn't have back when you were a healthcuck.
4) You'll get lean. Your dream of getting skinny without having to gymcuck will finally come true.
Now what shall you do next? You should attempt to do as many of the following as possible, as much as you can. This increases your chances.
1) Enjoy goyslop in large quantities. Spend your whole paycheck on delicious food such as fried chicken, burgers, pizza, Coca-Cola, chocolate desserts etc etc. Processed meats should be your top priority.
2) Do not move. If you're a wagecuck, get a job you can do from home. Rot in bed or in a chair all day. The more you move, the more you ruin your chances.
3) Smoke 3/4 packs of Marlboro per day.
4) Drink cheap moonshine, as much as you can, daily.
5) Expose yourself to ultraviolet radiation. Spend at least 2 hours a day in a solarium.
6) Hit up a construction site and ask them for asbestos. Expose yourself to asbestos fibers daily.
7) Preferably, move to India. Breath the freshly polluted Indian air daily.
8) Use some Benzene, found in gasoline, to flavour your drinks. Get high on Radon gas. You can find this in your home, most likely.
If you follow my advice, you're likely to escape this jewish prison and you can relax in a grave for an eternity with no troubles ever again.
For this lesson, we'll be learning how you can get cancer.
The process of getting cancer will be nice and careless and the aftermath is a guarantee that your suffering will stop once and for all.
Living life is pointless and you have to realize how retarded of a concept it is. I think as time progresses and people realize how fucking stupid this whole thing is, mass suicides will increase. The only thing that's stopped this from happening already is religion. As people get smarter and more civilized, atheism rises. The only thing stopping people from killing themselves is either the fear of 'god' punishing them for wanting to escape the hellish circumstances that he's devoted to them/or they keep coping that this 'suffering' is a test from jewsus or allah or whatever other imaginary creature you can think of and that if they keep taking all of this shit like a retard, they'll eventually go to heaven for an eternity.
THERE IS NO GOD AND YOU WON'T GET PUNISHED OR REWARDED FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU EVER DO.
So now that you're free from the shackles of delusion, why the fuck do you want to stay here if you're suffering? Are you a fucking masochistic animal? Why do you fucking fight if it's all gonna end up being useless even if you somehow succeeded? And guess what, you're not gonna succeed either. You'll keep failing like you always have. Now, you have to take matters into your own hands. Can't keep rotting in misery for another 50-60 years before you die. You have to speedrun things. So let's look into some easy ways for you to do that. Of course, you can literally end it all in just a few seconds from reading this post if you jump out of your window. But let's be real, you don't have the balls for that or you'd have already done it. I have a better idea.
You should get cancer. Why?
1) You'll get a few years max where you now know death is near, inevitable and you can do literally whatever the fuck you want and you won't care. It's not the same if you're healthy and you still know you're gonna die but you know it's likely gonna be in a long time. When death is on your doorstep, you turn into a low inhib nigger. Of course, without the BBC.
2) You can finally give up everything. It's a huge relief. No more studying, no more wagecucking, no more annoying gym, no more counting calories, no more stressing about your insecurities, no more attempts to look good, to get richer, to improve, to put in soul destroying efforts... for nothing. You now have a valid reason to just rot in bed all day, enjoying goyslop and getting high on opiates. You can consume all the delicious junkfood you want, you can play games, rot on looksmax, do drugs if you want to, watch movies. You can do that without having cancer too but you'd get crushed by guilt.
3) You may get some sympathy pussy. Tell your sob story to enough girls and eventually some of them will let you bang. Women are emotional creatures and if you play with their feelings, you can lead them by the nose. You now have a leverage you didn't have back when you were a healthcuck.
4) You'll get lean. Your dream of getting skinny without having to gymcuck will finally come true.
Now what shall you do next? You should attempt to do as many of the following as possible, as much as you can. This increases your chances.
1) Enjoy goyslop in large quantities. Spend your whole paycheck on delicious food such as fried chicken, burgers, pizza, Coca-Cola, chocolate desserts etc etc. Processed meats should be your top priority.
2) Do not move. If you're a wagecuck, get a job you can do from home. Rot in bed or in a chair all day. The more you move, the more you ruin your chances.
3) Smoke 3/4 packs of Marlboro per day.
4) Drink cheap moonshine, as much as you can, daily.
5) Expose yourself to ultraviolet radiation. Spend at least 2 hours a day in a solarium.
6) Hit up a construction site and ask them for asbestos. Expose yourself to asbestos fibers daily.
7) Preferably, move to India. Breath the freshly polluted Indian air daily.
8) Use some Benzene, found in gasoline, to flavour your drinks. Get high on Radon gas. You can find this in your home, most likely.
If you follow my advice, you're likely to escape this jewish prison and you can relax in a grave for an eternity with no troubles ever again.
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