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I'll share some major keys to success today, this isn't the full list but it's plenty. Employ all of these and I guarantee you'll become an ice cold killer with an unshakable mentality

1) Wake up at 4:00 AM daily. No excuses, just do it.
2) Take two ice cold showers daily; one upon waking, one before bed.
3) Pure exhaustion should be the only reason you go to sleep. Never enter your bedroom for any other reason.
4) Lock down a bar close to you. Know all the bartenders, have them bring you your water disguised as a vodka soda without having to order it.
5) Unless it has the @ivantheterrible seal of approval, believe half of what you see and none of what you hear.
6) Have at least five five/ten minute stories you can tell well. Make them up if you have to.
7) Learn at least 5 phrases in every major language. Pronunciation is key.
8) Sleep in a bed constructed with concrete. If you cannot afford one, hardwood floor will do.
9) Invest in a quality leather jacket, overcoat, trench coat, and cotton navy blazer.
10) Keep only eggs, milk, and peanut butter in your refrigerator. This will help prevent pleasure eating and force you to go to the market daily to buy fresh food. Will help you to strengthen your hunter instincts.
11) Take 30mg of Zinc and 500mg of L-Citrulline daily.
12) Upon waking (ideally 400 AM) and before bed do one set of press ups to failure. You'll get much better over time. My set this morning was 126.
13) Sleep only three hours per night. Add up to three twenty minute naps throughout the day to keep energy levels consistent. How do you think the rich/powerful get to where they are? Sleep is the biggest opportunity cost of life. Don't fall into the trap. I've already spoken about this topic before. Trump sleeps 3-4 hours per night, self admitted, multiple times. His sons have the same gene.
14) Never put too much trust in friends, learn how to use enemies.
15) Toilets are bad and unnatural particularly for shitting. The posture when shitting on toilets puts strain on your intestines. This is the truth, no matter how difficult it is to accept.
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16) Learn a second and a third language. It's easier than you think, especially if you're not an amerimutt. Spanish and Russian are ideal. If you master those, you can fraud your way to a polyglot status by learning Portuguese and Ukrainian, both super similar to the former. 2-3 years of daily effort and you're a polyglot. Mogger trait.
17) Play chess.
18) Learn how to track, kill, and butcher wild game.
19) Never eat rice or pasta. No exceptions. Carbs are poison. Sugar is also poison.
20) Master a non-conventional form of exercise such as rock climbing/bouldering, jiu-jitsu, white water kayaking, etc. Will open the doors to different communities & women.
21) Buy a value stock of your choice after every pay day. Accumulate & hold. Thank me in 5 years.
22) Have something interesting in your home that people would be interested in visiting in order to see. Flying monkey, rock collection, guns etc.
23) Use baking soda as your deodorant. More effective and less costly.
24) Wash your anus with water straight after a bowel movement. Carry a water bottle with you if the facilities aren't ideal. Using tissue only will only lead to you booking an anal bleaching session.
25) Invest in a pair of high quality black cap-toe Oxford shoes. They're timeless and will last a lifetime if properly cared for.
26) Invest your time and money in things that can make you money. Limit spending on everything else to the bare minimum. Money is everything in life. Everything.
27) Your skincare routine should be ice cold water followed by rose water and argan oil. End of.
28) Never eat breakfast. Ever.
29) A black suit is only acceptable if you're security personnel, a mobster or when attending a wedding or funeral. Never wear one outside of these situations.
30) Eat at least three eggs per day. Aside from increased testosterone, healthier skin, and better facial hair, the added benefit of potent sulfuric flatulence can be useful in situations requiring a diversion. Oh, and they're delicious.
31) Drink a glass of unflavored sparkling water before each meal. This will both hydrate you and prevent overeating.
32) Tape your mouth shut before going to bed each night. Mouth breathing is extremely detrimental to your health, taping will ensure that you breathe through your nose throughout the night.
33) If you don’t read the news you’re uninformed. If you do read it you’re misinformed. Do not read the news. Get your information only from trusted sources. @ivantheterrible is one.
34) Never have friends. Never have a girlfriend. Have a large circle of 'connections' that you can use whenever you please but never think of them as friends. Never ever get into relationships. Aim to get to the point where you can have a harem of whores that you rotate as you desire. Use people. People are tools for your mission and your needs. Apart from that, people are scum.
35) Never trust a non-White. Don't even trust Whites but if you have to trust someone, let that be a cumskin.
36) Play poker, without money.
37) If you're a dicklet, avoid showering. Even more so if you're a grower. I've already written threads on this topic, if you want to, you can find it.
38) Abuse adderall and ritalin. Use them as fuel to get rich. Disclaimer - won't work if you're a wagecuck.
39) Never ever tip. Fuck delivery, taxi, waiter, personnel cucks.
40) Train to get big, not lean.
 
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Just saying, this deserves to be in best-of-the-best a lot more than 99% of these generic, repeated, obsolete garbage out there that doesn't even have work or has any use. @TechnoBoss
 
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Your comment here was insanely legit

Saved that bitch

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Haven’t read yet but as I was scrolling to the bottom to rep this is the one thing that caught my eye
Actually some pretty good advice in here, why do u take L-citriline tho
 
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I don't want to shit like an indian
 
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Funny GIF
 
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Ryan Gosling Clap GIF
 
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Actually some pretty good advice in here, why do u take L-citriline tho
Good for your flaccid, helps blood circulation, reduces fatigue, may improve erections.
 
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I don't want to shit like an indian
The indians are an ancient tribe. They might know a thing or two that we don't. Street shitting might be a visionary take that is seen as disgusting now but might be the norm in 2100.
 
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Good for your flaccid, helps blood circulation
Holy fuck i needed this, u actually saved me, my circulation is fucking horrible atm. Purple hands and feet at times etc
 
Bookmarked tbh

Finally a decent thread from you
 
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Take higher dosage then.
Standard dose: 3-6g per day (effective for general circulation & nitric oxide production)


Higher therapeutic dose: 6-9g per day (for those with significant circulation issues)

Extreme cases: 10-12g per day (used in some studies for cardiovascular benefits)


Will take 8g ig
 

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