Vass
A cope a day keeps the rope away
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Every day I wake up strip naked and take a cold shower first thing in the morning. You don't understand how necessary this is for your masculinity.
I will put on my headphones and listen to 5 minutes of alpha male affirmations. This is synergistic with the cold showers.
I procede to perform a quick bonesmashing session. I don't have a hammer so i just bang my chin on the wall.
Every 20 minutes I thumbpull for exactly 27 seconds. When people ask me why I reply that there's something stuck in my teeth.
I'm smart and understand softmaxxing can only get you so far. That's why I take GHK-CU and BPC-157 to increase my growth hormone levels.
I also try to reconnect with my primal nature. That's why I do massai jumps and sprints right before dinner. Sometimes i'll even listen to Goatis while doing this.
I will put on my headphones and listen to 5 minutes of alpha male affirmations. This is synergistic with the cold showers.
I procede to perform a quick bonesmashing session. I don't have a hammer so i just bang my chin on the wall.
Every 20 minutes I thumbpull for exactly 27 seconds. When people ask me why I reply that there's something stuck in my teeth.
I'm smart and understand softmaxxing can only get you so far. That's why I take GHK-CU and BPC-157 to increase my growth hormone levels.
I also try to reconnect with my primal nature. That's why I do massai jumps and sprints right before dinner. Sometimes i'll even listen to Goatis while doing this.
