Hilarious story that I heard from my grandma

[Jason Voorhees]

My dad and I flew down for some land registry paperwork. We took a flight and then travelled rest of the way through the western ghats to my grandparents place. He said he wanted me to learn from him so I'd know how things are done. It had been two years since I'd seen my grandparents . They had missed both Easter and Christmas so visiting felt overdue.

Their house sits in a pleasant part of village. Full of retired army/navy veterans and other well to do families but just around the corner drops into a slum. Today evening as I was roaming around walking with my grandma. A man in front of a house no bigger than my bedroom in width and just floors stacked on top washing a Mahindra Scorpio N. You see that house in the picture next to the car? That's where they live. For context the model he had was nearly ₹24 lakh (roughly $30,000), the sort of car you expect in a gated society in an upper middle class neighbourhood in the city not in front of this slum area shack.

I asked Grandma what he did. She told me "He is a traffic constable, his wife is a conductor, the kids are an engineer and and his sister's a radiologist. I was like wtf. How did they afford that Scorpio and funded their kid's education.
Then she lowered her voice and added the punchline. every time the village puts up a Ganesh statue for the festival, that family is put in charge of the arrangements and they give the villagers the bare minimum, quietly eat the rest of the money

For context basically during the Ganesh chaturthi a Hindu festival. People collect donations from the entire neighborhood, put up a large statue of Ganesh in the neighborhood and designate a place. Where they offer prayers everyday and sing hymns until they immerse the statue in water signifying giving Ganesh back to the nature.

So these niggas were basically running a buisness getting cheap shit to these villagers who never kept account and ate all the money. They apparently do this every time there's a Hindu festival coming. Every time there's an event. They ask donations and put most of the money in pocket.

The man is also a corrupt police officer. Every time there's someone coming his way. He forcefully stops them asks them for bribe or threatens them with a ticket. Those villagers are too innocent to understand what's happening so they oblige and give him the money


I couldn’t stop laughing and told my grandma Why is it always the crooked ones who seem to win

She shook her head and said No, they aren’t winning anything. God has His own way of settling scores.

Then she told me the rest of the story apparently the man’s son got married recently but it wasn’t an easy match. All the well educated and respectable families in the area knew about their shady dealings so no one wanted to give their daughter's hand in marriage to him. Eventually he married a woman from a a low class troubled background because they were in debt. She was pretty (HMTB btw) so he agreed to get married

At first everything looked fine but after their daughter was born she left him and now lives separately. Their divorce case is still going on.

His sister the radiologist, isn’t doing well either. She’s barely getting clients and And the family as a whole? Their family as a whole is also afraid to move out of the house even though they can because they are afraid of an income tax department raid on their house. Ao they have to hide everything and are restricted to living in that little shithole. Hahaha

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@aladdinmaxxer @browncurrycel @Lightskin Ethnic @MiserableMan @BeanCelll

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@TechnoBoss @Debetro @imontheloose @Debetro @Glorious King

 

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

@aladdinmaxxer @browncurrycel @Lightskin Ethnic @MiserableMan @BeanCelll

You tagged the Mexican beaner instead of another curry (me)

 

[hotrodduncan]

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My dad and I flew down for some land registry paperwork. We took a flight and then travelled rest of the way home through the western ghats to my grandparents place. He said he wanted me to learn from him so I'd know how things are done. It had been two years since I'd seen my grandparents . They had missed both Easter and Christmas so visiting felt overdue.

Their house sits in a pleasant part of village. Full of retired army/navy veterans and other well to do families but just around the corner drops into a slum. Today evening as I was roaming around walking with my grandma. A man in front of a house no bigger than my bedroom in width and just floors stacked on top washing a Mahindra Scorpio N. For context the version he had was nearly ₹24 lakh (roughly $30,000), the sort of car you expect in a gated society in an upper middle class neighbourhood not in front of this slum area shack.

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I asked Grandma what he did. She told me "He is a traffic constable, his wife is a conductor, the kids are an engineer and and his sister's a radiologist. I was like wtf. How did they afford that Scorpio and funded their kid's education.
Then she lowered her voice and added the punchline. every time the village puts up a Ganesh statue for the festival, that family is put in charge of the arrangements and they give the villagers the bare minimum, quietly eat the rest of the money

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For context basically during the Ganesh chaturthi a Hindu festival. People collect donations from the entire neighborhood, put up a large statue of Ganesh in the neighborhood and designate a place. Where they offer prayers everyday and sing hymns until they immerse the statue in water signifying giving Ganesh back to the nature.

So these niggas were basically running a buisness getting cheap shit to these villagers who never kept account and ate all the money. They apparently do this every time there's a Hindu festival coming. Every time there's an event. They ask donations and put most of the money in pocket.

The man is also a corrupt police officer. Every time there's someone coming his way. He forcefully stops them asks them for bribe or threatens them with a ticket. Those villagers are too innocent to understand what's happening so they oblige and give him the money


I couldn’t stop laughing and told my grandma Why is it always the crooked ones who seem to win

She shook her head and said No, they aren’t winning anything. God has His own way of settling scores.

Then she told me the rest of the story apparently the man’s son got married recently but it wasn’t an easy match. All the well educated and respectable families in the area knew about their shady dealings so no one wanted to give their daughter's hand in marriage to him. Eventually he married a woman from a a low class troubled background because they were in debt. She was pretty (HMTB btw) so he agreed to get married

At first everything looked fine but after their daughter was born she left him and now lives separately. Their divorce case is still going on.

His sister the radiologist, isn’t doing well either. She’s barely getting clients and And the family as a whole? Their family as a whole is also afraid to move out of the house even though they can because they are afraid of an income tax department raid on their house. Ao they have to hide everything and are restricted to living in that little shithole. Hahaha

mirin, put this method in moneymaking and success

 

[Societal Reject]

Warn us first if this is a curry post so we dont waste our time

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@optimisticzoomer @BigBallsLarry @FaceandBBC @4ever

 

[ProBono]

cool story but I don't like how they got justice served to them, guess its par for the course since they are only petty thieves

 

[greycel]

Wise grandma

 

[optimisticzoomer]

 

[Jason Voorhees]

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Kerala Tales not Mumbai. Also what's unrealistic about what I said?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Kerala Tales not Mumbai. Also what's unrealistic about what I said?

I don’t know. I didn’t read it

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I don’t know. I didn’t read it

Ok don't read

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@Jager @kababcel @childishkillah

 

[kababcel]

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My dad and I flew down for some land registry paperwork. We took a flight and then travelled rest of the way through the western ghats to my grandparents place. He said he wanted me to learn from him so I'd know how things are done. It had been two years since I'd seen my grandparents . They had missed both Easter and Christmas so visiting felt overdue.

Their house sits in a pleasant part of village. Full of retired army/navy veterans and other well to do families but just around the corner drops into a slum. Today evening as I was roaming around walking with my grandma. A man in front of a house no bigger than my bedroom in width and just floors stacked on top washing a Mahindra Scorpio N. You see that house in the picture next to the car? That's where they live. For context the model he had was nearly ₹24 lakh (roughly $30,000), the sort of car you expect in a gated society in an upper middle class neighbourhood in the city not in front of this slum area shack.

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I asked Grandma what he did. She told me "He is a traffic constable, his wife is a conductor, the kids are an engineer and and his sister's a radiologist. I was like wtf. How did they afford that Scorpio and funded their kid's education.
Then she lowered her voice and added the punchline. every time the village puts up a Ganesh statue for the festival, that family is put in charge of the arrangements and they give the villagers the bare minimum, quietly eat the rest of the money

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For context basically during the Ganesh chaturthi a Hindu festival. People collect donations from the entire neighborhood, put up a large statue of Ganesh in the neighborhood and designate a place. Where they offer prayers everyday and sing hymns until they immerse the statue in water signifying giving Ganesh back to the nature.

So these niggas were basically running a buisness getting cheap shit to these villagers who never kept account and ate all the money. They apparently do this every time there's a Hindu festival coming. Every time there's an event. They ask donations and put most of the money in pocket.

The man is also a corrupt police officer. Every time there's someone coming his way. He forcefully stops them asks them for bribe or threatens them with a ticket. Those villagers are too innocent to understand what's happening so they oblige and give him the money


I couldn’t stop laughing and told my grandma Why is it always the crooked ones who seem to win

She shook her head and said No, they aren’t winning anything. God has His own way of settling scores.

Then she told me the rest of the story apparently the man’s son got married recently but it wasn’t an easy match. All the well educated and respectable families in the area knew about their shady dealings so no one wanted to give their daughter's hand in marriage to him. Eventually he married a woman from a a low class troubled background because they were in debt. She was pretty (HMTB btw) so he agreed to get married

At first everything looked fine but after their daughter was born she left him and now lives separately. Their divorce case is still going on.

His sister the radiologist, isn’t doing well either. She’s barely getting clients and And the family as a whole? Their family as a whole is also afraid to move out of the house even though they can because they are afraid of an income tax department raid on their house. Ao they have to hide everything and are restricted to living in that little shithole. Hahaha

Seems like your grandma has a lot of stories to tell, anyway if you share this on reddit you might single handedly destroy that villages way of making moneyDo you think shit like that also happen in China and Japan?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Seems like your grandma has a lot of stories to tell, anyway if you share this on reddit you might single handedly destroy that villages way of making moneyDo you think shit like that also happen in China and Japan?

I see this kind of shit happening in the corporate world everyday. At an event bigger scale. Americans just gave it a posh sounding name called "Lobbying" and "Embezzlement"

 

[Debetro]

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The most based bbc quote ever

Mirin this extremely based evil dark triad slayer raped multiple white girls.

looksmax.org

 

[Jason Voorhees]

The most based bbc quote ever

Mirin this extremely based evil dark triad slayer raped multiple white girls.

looksmax.org

Linking my 3 year old post innit

 

[Debetro]

Linking my 3 year old post innit

4 and a half years old

 

[browncurrycel]

IMAGINE if the daughter studied for IAS

 

[kababcel]

I see this kind of shit happening in the corporate world everyday. At an event bigger scale. Americans just gave it a posh sounding name called "Lobbying" and "Embezzlement"

Could you tell us more? I think serious youngcels like me who are about to get into the workplace world would appreciate stories like that, we could learn a thing or two out of it

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Could you tell us more? I think serious youngcels like me who are about to get into the workplace world would appreciate stories like that, we could learn a thing or two out of it

In the corporate world, the equivalent of eating of Ganesh festival money is done through vendor kickbacks and off the books agreements.

The most classic way thid happens is like this a mid level manager or executive is in charge of a something like a major IT upgrade/ cloud migration, a marketing campaign,. They have the authority to choose which outside company gets the lucrative contract.

The manager has a friend or relative who runs a vendor company or they find a corrupt vendor willing to play ball. The manager agrees to award them the contract at an inflated price.

In return the vendor secretly funnels a portion of the overcharged money back to the manager. This can be cash, "consulting fees," gifts, or even a future job promise. To everyone else in the company it looks like a legitimate business transaction. The books show a payment for "services rendered" but they in turn get scammed.

The most famous case of this happing is the The Enron Scandal. The largest bankruptcy in U.S. history

Enron scandal - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Even the big players eventually get caught not just petty thieves @ProBono

 

[aladdinmaxxer]

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My dad and I flew down for some land registry paperwork. We took a flight and then travelled rest of the way through the western ghats to my grandparents place. He said he wanted me to learn from him so I'd know how things are done. It had been two years since I'd seen my grandparents . They had missed both Easter and Christmas so visiting felt overdue.

Their house sits in a pleasant part of village. Full of retired army/navy veterans and other well to do families but just around the corner drops into a slum. Today evening as I was roaming around walking with my grandma. A man in front of a house no bigger than my bedroom in width and just floors stacked on top washing a Mahindra Scorpio N. You see that house in the picture next to the car? That's where they live. For context the model he had was nearly ₹24 lakh (roughly $30,000), the sort of car you expect in a gated society in an upper middle class neighbourhood in the city not in front of this slum area shack.

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I asked Grandma what he did. She told me "He is a traffic constable, his wife is a conductor, the kids are an engineer and and his sister's a radiologist. I was like wtf. How did they afford that Scorpio and funded their kid's education.
Then she lowered her voice and added the punchline. every time the village puts up a Ganesh statue for the festival, that family is put in charge of the arrangements and they give the villagers the bare minimum, quietly eat the rest of the money

View attachment 4247828View attachment 4247829

For context basically during the Ganesh chaturthi a Hindu festival. People collect donations from the entire neighborhood, put up a large statue of Ganesh in the neighborhood and designate a place. Where they offer prayers everyday and sing hymns until they immerse the statue in water signifying giving Ganesh back to the nature.

So these niggas were basically running a buisness getting cheap shit to these villagers who never kept account and ate all the money. They apparently do this every time there's a Hindu festival coming. Every time there's an event. They ask donations and put most of the money in pocket.

The man is also a corrupt police officer. Every time there's someone coming his way. He forcefully stops them asks them for bribe or threatens them with a ticket. Those villagers are too innocent to understand what's happening so they oblige and give him the money


I couldn’t stop laughing and told my grandma Why is it always the crooked ones who seem to win

She shook her head and said No, they aren’t winning anything. God has His own way of settling scores.

Then she told me the rest of the story apparently the man’s son got married recently but it wasn’t an easy match. All the well educated and respectable families in the area knew about their shady dealings so no one wanted to give their daughter's hand in marriage to him. Eventually he married a woman from a a low class troubled background because they were in debt. She was pretty (HMTB btw) so he agreed to get married

At first everything looked fine but after their daughter was born she left him and now lives separately. Their divorce case is still going on.

His sister the radiologist, isn’t doing well either. She’s barely getting clients and And the family as a whole? Their family as a whole is also afraid to move out of the house even though they can because they are afraid of an income tax department raid on their house. Ao they have to hide everything and are restricted to living in that little shithole. Hahaha

how did that hmtb village girl learned to take benefits of alimony ? isnt she uneducated ,poor?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

how did that hmtb village girl learned to take benefits of alimony ? isnt she uneducated ,poor?

Don't know but the case is still in court

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@5'7" 3/4s @Panzram

 

[thepathsdontremembe]

molecule faggot

 

[aladdinmaxxer]

Don't know but the case is still in court

they thought they could get away by marrying their son to village poor girl who would stay under their son's order ; but little did they know that even foids from village of india learned to take the benefits of divorce

 

[kababcel]

In the corporate world, the equivalent of eating of Ganesh festival money is done through vendor kickbacks and off the books agreements.

The most classic way thid happens is like this a mid level manager or executive is in charge of a something like a major IT upgrade/ cloud migration, a marketing campaign,. They have the authority to choose which outside company gets the lucrative contract.

The manager has a friend or relative who runs a vendor company or they find a corrupt vendor willing to play ball. The manager agrees to award them the contract at an inflated price.

In return the vendor secretly funnels a portion of the overcharged money back to the manager. This can be cash, "consulting fees," gifts, or even a future job promise. To everyone else in the company it looks like a legitimate business transaction. The books show a payment for "services rendered" but they in turn get scammed.

The most famous case of this happing is the The Enron Scandal. The largest bankruptcy in U.S. history

Enron scandal - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Even the big players eventually get caught not just petty thieves @ProBono

And while we are all signing the contract, we are actually getting screwed over and they are laughing their asses off on how dumb we are, seriously tho if all companies and corporations does this, then does that really count as scamming us? Surely thats the norm now and no one should be surprised

 

[Glorious King]

WISE GRANDMA

 

[ProBono]

Even the big players eventually get caught not just petty thieves @ProBono

They can get caught or thrown under the bus, especially when they are acting independently and trying to beat or dodge the system like with most cases of fraud, ponzi schemes etc., but the real big players don't need to resort to fraud to extort the masses

 

[kababcel]

In the corporate world, the equivalent of eating of Ganesh festival money is done through vendor kickbacks and off the books agreements.

The most classic way thid happens is like this a mid level manager or executive is in charge of a something like a major IT upgrade/ cloud migration, a marketing campaign,. They have the authority to choose which outside company gets the lucrative contract.

The manager has a friend or relative who runs a vendor company or they find a corrupt vendor willing to play ball. The manager agrees to award them the contract at an inflated price.

In return the vendor secretly funnels a portion of the overcharged money back to the manager. This can be cash, "consulting fees," gifts, or even a future job promise. To everyone else in the company it looks like a legitimate business transaction. The books show a payment for "services rendered" but they in turn get scammed.

The most famous case of this happing is the The Enron Scandal. The largest bankruptcy in U.S. history

Enron scandal - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Even the big players eventually get caught not just petty thieves @ProBono

Yup my dad had experiences with these "consulting fees" and "future job promises" and raise and such, but they always had him work for cents and pennies and he was getting scammed and he didnt get anything from all these "promise"

 

[childishkillah]

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My dad and I flew down for some land registry paperwork. We took a flight and then travelled rest of the way through the western ghats to my grandparents place. He said he wanted me to learn from him so I'd know how things are done. It had been two years since I'd seen my grandparents . They had missed both Easter and Christmas so visiting felt overdue.

Their house sits in a pleasant part of village. Full of retired army/navy veterans and other well to do families but just around the corner drops into a slum. Today evening as I was roaming around walking with my grandma. A man in front of a house no bigger than my bedroom in width and just floors stacked on top washing a Mahindra Scorpio N. You see that house in the picture next to the car? That's where they live. For context the model he had was nearly ₹24 lakh (roughly $30,000), the sort of car you expect in a gated society in an upper middle class neighbourhood in the city not in front of this slum area shack.

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I asked Grandma what he did. She told me "He is a traffic constable, his wife is a conductor, the kids are an engineer and and his sister's a radiologist. I was like wtf. How did they afford that Scorpio and funded their kid's education.
Then she lowered her voice and added the punchline. every time the village puts up a Ganesh statue for the festival, that family is put in charge of the arrangements and they give the villagers the bare minimum, quietly eat the rest of the money

View attachment 4247828View attachment 4247829

For context basically during the Ganesh chaturthi a Hindu festival. People collect donations from the entire neighborhood, put up a large statue of Ganesh in the neighborhood and designate a place. Where they offer prayers everyday and sing hymns until they immerse the statue in water signifying giving Ganesh back to the nature.

So these niggas were basically running a buisness getting cheap shit to these villagers who never kept account and ate all the money. They apparently do this every time there's a Hindu festival coming. Every time there's an event. They ask donations and put most of the money in pocket.

The man is also a corrupt police officer. Every time there's someone coming his way. He forcefully stops them asks them for bribe or threatens them with a ticket. Those villagers are too innocent to understand what's happening so they oblige and give him the money


I couldn’t stop laughing and told my grandma Why is it always the crooked ones who seem to win

She shook her head and said No, they aren’t winning anything. God has His own way of settling scores.

Then she told me the rest of the story apparently the man’s son got married recently but it wasn’t an easy match. All the well educated and respectable families in the area knew about their shady dealings so no one wanted to give their daughter's hand in marriage to him. Eventually he married a woman from a a low class troubled background because they were in debt. She was pretty (HMTB btw) so he agreed to get married

At first everything looked fine but after their daughter was born she left him and now lives separately. Their divorce case is still going on.

His sister the radiologist, isn’t doing well either. She’s barely getting clients and And the family as a whole? Their family as a whole is also afraid to move out of the house even though they can because they are afraid of an income tax department raid on their house. Ao they have to hide everything and are restricted to living in that little shithole. Hahaha

Just lol, this is the reason nothing relevant have been made in india in the last 30 years.

 

[Jager]

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My dad and I flew down for some land registry paperwork. We took a flight and then travelled rest of the way through the western ghats to my grandparents place. He said he wanted me to learn from him so I'd know how things are done. It had been two years since I'd seen my grandparents . They had missed both Easter and Christmas so visiting felt overdue.

Their house sits in a pleasant part of village. Full of retired army/navy veterans and other well to do families but just around the corner drops into a slum. Today evening as I was roaming around walking with my grandma. A man in front of a house no bigger than my bedroom in width and just floors stacked on top washing a Mahindra Scorpio N. You see that house in the picture next to the car? That's where they live. For context the model he had was nearly ₹24 lakh (roughly $30,000), the sort of car you expect in a gated society in an upper middle class neighbourhood in the city not in front of this slum area shack.

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I asked Grandma what he did. She told me "He is a traffic constable, his wife is a conductor, the kids are an engineer and and his sister's a radiologist. I was like wtf. How did they afford that Scorpio and funded their kid's education.
Then she lowered her voice and added the punchline. every time the village puts up a Ganesh statue for the festival, that family is put in charge of the arrangements and they give the villagers the bare minimum, quietly eat the rest of the money

View attachment 4247828View attachment 4247829

For context basically during the Ganesh chaturthi a Hindu festival. People collect donations from the entire neighborhood, put up a large statue of Ganesh in the neighborhood and designate a place. Where they offer prayers everyday and sing hymns until they immerse the statue in water signifying giving Ganesh back to the nature.

So these niggas were basically running a buisness getting cheap shit to these villagers who never kept account and ate all the money. They apparently do this every time there's a Hindu festival coming. Every time there's an event. They ask donations and put most of the money in pocket.

The man is also a corrupt police officer. Every time there's someone coming his way. He forcefully stops them asks them for bribe or threatens them with a ticket. Those villagers are too innocent to understand what's happening so they oblige and give him the money


I couldn’t stop laughing and told my grandma Why is it always the crooked ones who seem to win

She shook her head and said No, they aren’t winning anything. God has His own way of settling scores.

Then she told me the rest of the story apparently the man’s son got married recently but it wasn’t an easy match. All the well educated and respectable families in the area knew about their shady dealings so no one wanted to give their daughter's hand in marriage to him. Eventually he married a woman from a a low class troubled background because they were in debt. She was pretty (HMTB btw) so he agreed to get married

At first everything looked fine but after their daughter was born she left him and now lives separately. Their divorce case is still going on.

His sister the radiologist, isn’t doing well either. She’s barely getting clients and And the family as a whole? Their family as a whole is also afraid to move out of the house even though they can because they are afraid of an income tax department raid on their house. Ao they have to hide everything and are restricted to living in that little shithole. Hahaha

granny is smart

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@buddhistking

 

[Panzram]

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My dad and I flew down for some land registry paperwork. We took a flight and then travelled rest of the way through the western ghats to my grandparents place. He said he wanted me to learn from him so I'd know how things are done. It had been two years since I'd seen my grandparents . They had missed both Easter and Christmas so visiting felt overdue.

Their house sits in a pleasant part of village. Full of retired army/navy veterans and other well to do families but just around the corner drops into a slum. Today evening as I was roaming around walking with my grandma. A man in front of a house no bigger than my bedroom in width and just floors stacked on top washing a Mahindra Scorpio N. You see that house in the picture next to the car? That's where they live. For context the model he had was nearly ₹24 lakh (roughly $30,000), the sort of car you expect in a gated society in an upper middle class neighbourhood in the city not in front of this slum area shack.

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I asked Grandma what he did. She told me "He is a traffic constable, his wife is a conductor, the kids are an engineer and and his sister's a radiologist. I was like wtf. How did they afford that Scorpio and funded their kid's education.
Then she lowered her voice and added the punchline. every time the village puts up a Ganesh statue for the festival, that family is put in charge of the arrangements and they give the villagers the bare minimum, quietly eat the rest of the money

View attachment 4247828View attachment 4247829

For context basically during the Ganesh chaturthi a Hindu festival. People collect donations from the entire neighborhood, put up a large statue of Ganesh in the neighborhood and designate a place. Where they offer prayers everyday and sing hymns until they immerse the statue in water signifying giving Ganesh back to the nature.

So these niggas were basically running a buisness getting cheap shit to these villagers who never kept account and ate all the money. They apparently do this every time there's a Hindu festival coming. Every time there's an event. They ask donations and put most of the money in pocket.

The man is also a corrupt police officer. Every time there's someone coming his way. He forcefully stops them asks them for bribe or threatens them with a ticket. Those villagers are too innocent to understand what's happening so they oblige and give him the money


I couldn’t stop laughing and told my grandma Why is it always the crooked ones who seem to win

She shook her head and said No, they aren’t winning anything. God has His own way of settling scores.

Then she told me the rest of the story apparently the man’s son got married recently but it wasn’t an easy match. All the well educated and respectable families in the area knew about their shady dealings so no one wanted to give their daughter's hand in marriage to him. Eventually he married a woman from a a low class troubled background because they were in debt. She was pretty (HMTB btw) so he agreed to get married

At first everything looked fine but after their daughter was born she left him and now lives separately. Their divorce case is still going on.

His sister the radiologist, isn’t doing well either. She’s barely getting clients and And the family as a whole? Their family as a whole is also afraid to move out of the house even though they can because they are afraid of an income tax department raid on their house. Ao they have to hide everything and are restricted to living in that little shithole. Hahaha

Tales bro...but fuck that guy

 

[Michelangelo]

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My dad and I flew down for some land registry paperwork. We took a flight and then travelled rest of the way through the western ghats to my grandparents place. He said he wanted me to learn from him so I'd know how things are done. It had been two years since I'd seen my grandparents . They had missed both Easter and Christmas so visiting felt overdue.

Their house sits in a pleasant part of village. Full of retired army/navy veterans and other well to do families but just around the corner drops into a slum. Today evening as I was roaming around walking with my grandma. A man in front of a house no bigger than my bedroom in width and just floors stacked on top washing a Mahindra Scorpio N. You see that house in the picture next to the car? That's where they live. For context the model he had was nearly ₹24 lakh (roughly $30,000), the sort of car you expect in a gated society in an upper middle class neighbourhood in the city not in front of this slum area shack.

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I asked Grandma what he did. She told me "He is a traffic constable, his wife is a conductor, the kids are an engineer and and his sister's a radiologist. I was like wtf. How did they afford that Scorpio and funded their kid's education.
Then she lowered her voice and added the punchline. every time the village puts up a Ganesh statue for the festival, that family is put in charge of the arrangements and they give the villagers the bare minimum, quietly eat the rest of the money

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For context basically during the Ganesh chaturthi a Hindu festival. People collect donations from the entire neighborhood, put up a large statue of Ganesh in the neighborhood and designate a place. Where they offer prayers everyday and sing hymns until they immerse the statue in water signifying giving Ganesh back to the nature.

So these niggas were basically running a buisness getting cheap shit to these villagers who never kept account and ate all the money. They apparently do this every time there's a Hindu festival coming. Every time there's an event. They ask donations and put most of the money in pocket.

The man is also a corrupt police officer. Every time there's someone coming his way. He forcefully stops them asks them for bribe or threatens them with a ticket. Those villagers are too innocent to understand what's happening so they oblige and give him the money


I couldn’t stop laughing and told my grandma Why is it always the crooked ones who seem to win

She shook her head and said No, they aren’t winning anything. God has His own way of settling scores.

Then she told me the rest of the story apparently the man’s son got married recently but it wasn’t an easy match. All the well educated and respectable families in the area knew about their shady dealings so no one wanted to give their daughter's hand in marriage to him. Eventually he married a woman from a a low class troubled background because they were in debt. She was pretty (HMTB btw) so he agreed to get married

At first everything looked fine but after their daughter was born she left him and now lives separately. Their divorce case is still going on.

His sister the radiologist, isn’t doing well either. She’s barely getting clients and And the family as a whole? Their family as a whole is also afraid to move out of the house even though they can because they are afraid of an income tax department raid on their house. Ao they have to hide everything and are restricted to living in that little shithole. Hahaha

scumbag scammer behavior lmao

 

[Jason Voorhees]

scumbag scammer behavior lmao

I plan to conquer the western ghats by craving my name on one of the hills on the tallest hill before i leave

 

[browncurrycel]

how did that hmtb village girl learned to take benefits of alimony ? isnt she uneducated ,poor?

a 40 hour class on how to extort alimony from cuck desi bois had been made compulsory for women under the "beti bachao beti padao" scheme. didn't you know this?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@Orka @Imaloser7754

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@Vazelrr

 

[Lightskin Ethnic]

@Jager @aladdinmaxxer @browncurrycel

 

[Lightskin Ethnic]

No but these things happen