(HINDSIGHT POWERS, ACTIVATE!) Allow me to apprise you about Lieutenant Dan

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Many people are aware of this one-legged fellow who braved the hurricane in a boat with egregious courage. Yet, as expected, they failed to understand why he was living in the boat to begin with.

The emaciated feller is a homeless junkie debacle. He probably lost his leg because of an infection from shooting up dope. And yeah, they inject that shit everywhere—between toes, into their wrist, I saw one woman shoot it into her fucking neck.

Some time ago, some dipshit gave him sympathy because of the one leg, but also gave him a boat. What a hero! Get that feller off the street, and now he can be an asshole on the water while shooting up his drugs in a skiff. What a good Samaritan. Bravo!

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During the storm, many streamers rallied support for Captain Junkie and raised over forty thousand dollars! Wow, are they really trying to kill him?

He lives on the water because he's a fucking asshole. The prick deliberately sunk someone's boat recently because they probably told him to stop washing his ass in front of children. Or some shit like that.

Those naive autistic attention addicts raised tens of thousands of dollars for a jerk who would fling his feces at them because he thinks that's funny.

Brutal, Clownverse.

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DNR u piece of nigger
 
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THIS is what his daughter said: "Y'all are gonna fucking put him in the grave for making him famous and giving him this money and offering him this shit."

I felt that she read this thread and agreed the money would kill him. Yes, he will die soon from a hotshot. They always do after getting a bundle of unearned money.
 

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