Hinge date slay report (Anal first date)

[chadcel;]

Met her in the city, went for a walk at a park and sat on a bench. Slightly escalating here.

Went for a bit of a shop then we went somewhere else she wanted to shop too.

I suggested we go back to my house and she agreed.

Got her relaxed and ready here etc then we began to fuck.

Highlights of this session:

she's into being submissive, fucked her very hard, slapped her, face fucked on knees/bed, prone bone, she was on her period lol it was pretty messy.

She also asked me to try put my dick in her ass to see if it fits, it didn't but crazy bitch lol. She didn't even know you need to wash to go from ass to pussy.

Came in her raw obv, after we this we got food smoked fucked more etc

Not a bad night

 

[recai iskender]

Ok

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

Met her in the city, went for a walk at a park and sat on a bench. Slightly escalating here.

Went for a bit of a shop then we went somewhere else she wanted to shop too.

I suggested we go back to my house and she agreed.

Got her relaxed and ready here etc then we began to fuck.

Highlights of this session:

she's into being submissive, fucked her very hard, slapped her, face fucked on knees/bed, prone bone, she was on her period lol it was pretty messy.

She also asked me to try put my dick in her ass to see if it fits, it didn't but crazy bitch lol. She didn't even know you need to wash to go from ass to pussy.

Came in her raw obv, after we this we got food smoked fucked more etc

Not a bad night

If your girl wants to try anal, tell her to practice stretching herself out first before you put it in

An unprepared anus is one that will cause unnecessary pain and discomfort, possibly even bleeding

Don’t forget lots of lube and go really slow and steady

 

[chadcel;]

If your girl wants to try anal, tell her to practice stretching herself out first before you put it in

An unprepared anus is one that will cause unnecessary pain and discomfort, possibly even bleeding

Don’t forget lots of lube and go really slow and steady

Yeah I think she's retarded it needs time and prep

We had lube obv but still I couldn't get my dick in and basically told her if she wants anal we need to warm her up more

She just wanted to go from having sex to anal lol

 

[Alias!]

Met her in the city, went for a walk at a park and sat on a bench. Slightly escalating here.

Went for a bit of a shop then we went somewhere else she wanted to shop too.

I suggested we go back to my house and she agreed.

Got her relaxed and ready here etc then we began to fuck.

Highlights of this session:

she's into being submissive, fucked her very hard, slapped her, face fucked on knees/bed, prone bone, she was on her period lol it was pretty messy.

She also asked me to try put my dick in her ass to see if it fits, it didn't but crazy bitch lol. She didn't even know you need to wash to go from ass to pussy.

Came in her raw obv, after we this we got food smoked fucked more etc

Not a bad night

Nigga i just told this story, you gotta stop cappin

 

[chadcel;]

Nigga i just told this story, you gotta stop cappin

where you told this story lol

 

[Alias!]

where you told this story lol

This was clearly my slay from last week

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

Jewish tales

 

[JohnnyRamone]

Was she hot?

 

[chadcel;]

Was she hot?

Facially prob MTB, great body tho massive tits, nice ass very curvy and not fat at all - she works out

If all girls had bodies like her we wouldn't have dropping fertility rates

 

[Shahnameh]

She also asked me to try put my dick in her ass to see if it fits, it didn't but crazy bitch lol. She didn't even know you need to wash to go from ass to pussy.

That's disgusting man, a girl is supposed to keep it clean down there

 

[chadcel;]

That's disgusting man, a girl is supposed to keep it clean down there

She was very clean

What I meant is if I put my dick in her ass, I can't put it back in her pussy without washing my dick

Its a higher chance of UTI for her

 

[cytoplasm]

Thingsthatneverhappened.org

 

[bigonialwidth]

Met her in the city, went for a walk at a park and sat on a bench. Slightly escalating here.

Went for a bit of a shop then we went somewhere else she wanted to shop too.

I suggested we go back to my house and she agreed.

Got her relaxed and ready here etc then we began to fuck.

Highlights of this session:

she's into being submissive, fucked her very hard, slapped her, face fucked on knees/bed, prone bone, she was on her period lol it was pretty messy.

She also asked me to try put my dick in her ass to see if it fits, it didn't but crazy bitch lol. She didn't even know you need to wash to go from ass to pussy.

Came in her raw obv, after we this we got food smoked fucked more etc

Not a bad night

get lost buddy go to chads.org

 

[Cyframe]

Fables from the hills of Madhya Pradesh

 

[chadcel;]

Fables from the hills of Madhya Pradesh

it is kinda funny that my life is a fable to you

I guess thats why chad always wins in the end

 

[Cyframe]

it is kinda funny that my life is a fable to you

I guess thats why chad always wins in the end