4ever
A pigeon is speaking. Listen and Learn!
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I’ve realized that I still have a number of behaviors and habits that definitely fall into the “hoe-scaring” category.
Example: sometimes I’ll grab a ball of mozzarella, let the liquid drain straight out of the plastic, and just bite into it like it’s an apple. It only hit me how strange that must look when I was about to do it over my sink while a girl was sitting behind me.
Another one: how do you even respond to “What’s your Spotify Wrapped, 4ever?” when you don’t use Spotify at all, because you’re running a cracked YouTube app that basically gives you YT premium features with extra customizability?
To be fair, I’ve made progress. I’ve started using seasoning and can actually cook decently now. Before that I genuinely ate unseasoned minced meat straight out of the pan.
Also my room looks quite nice and decorated now. I even have a couple of plants!
Example: sometimes I’ll grab a ball of mozzarella, let the liquid drain straight out of the plastic, and just bite into it like it’s an apple. It only hit me how strange that must look when I was about to do it over my sink while a girl was sitting behind me.
Another one: how do you even respond to “What’s your Spotify Wrapped, 4ever?” when you don’t use Spotify at all, because you’re running a cracked YouTube app that basically gives you YT premium features with extra customizability?
To be fair, I’ve made progress. I’ve started using seasoning and can actually cook decently now. Before that I genuinely ate unseasoned minced meat straight out of the pan.
Also my room looks quite nice and decorated now. I even have a couple of plants!