hollywood and its increasingly unbelievable romances

[Cretinous]

Surefire recipe for believable chemistry on a film set and enviable fantasy relationship for the audience: Gay midget dork, and sheboon youve instructed to give the girl next door archetype a "sassy" (cunty and repellent) makeover.

If it increasingly feels like blockbuster films are full of forced romances where every maneuver feels like some fat old guy is standing behind the camera screaming instructions at them while pulling his pud, thats because that is what is happening. Humorously, their publicists are working over time to make the fans believe they are dating for real, meanwhile every bit of "leaked photo" "pap shot" just makes it look more and more like what it is: gay dork and his female friend going shopping. The papparazzi apparently has trouble getting a shot of these two so much as embracing in anything more than a platonic manner, but has no trouble getting a shot of just about any other celebrity couple sniffing eachothers crotches. Yeah, right.

 

[The Dude Abides]

give the girl next door archetype a "sassy" (cunty and repellent) makeover.

What do you mean? I dont watch current movies and I have no idea who these two are.

 

[Cretinous]

What do you mean? I dont watch current movies and I have no idea who these two are.

the character mary jane watson, girlfriend of spiderman / peter parker, is traditionally depicted like this:

shes a knockout, with a girl-next-door heart of gold personality. It is of course, totally unrealistic, because parker is a nerd and watson a stacy who dates jocks, but its a universally appealing fantasy romance for everyone, like the white picket house fantasy of the american dream.

marvel, not going to miss out on riding the modern poz wave and getting them woke dollars, cast Zendaya as mary jane in their 2nd reboot of the spiderman franchise. Ok fine, black mary jane watson. Zendaya is at least, beautiful as far as sheboons go, being a model and all. But not content with that, they further had to put a "twist" on the character by making her conceited and have every line dripping with sarcasm, and just as much of, if not more than a dork outcast than Parker.



can anyone imagine themselves dating this broad? No? How about falling madly in love with her? Rather play tongue hockey with a shotgun barrel? yeah me too
I forgot to add, they weakly tried to avoid controversy, by having the character be Not-Mary Jane (hurr durr "michelle jones") but thats besides the point: these romances dont work because the actors have no chemistry, mostly on account of the male lead being a barely closeted fag and a manlet.

 

[The Dude Abides]

the character mary jane watson, girlfriend of spiderman / peter parker, is traditionally depicted like this:

shes a knockout, with a girl-next-door heart of gold personality. It is of course, totally unrealistic, because parker is a nerd and watson a stacy who dates jocks, but its a universally appealing fantasy romance for everyone, like the white picket house fantasy of the american dream.

marvel, not going to miss out on riding the modern poz wave and getting them woke dollars, cast Zendaya as mary jane in their 2nd reboot of the spiderman franchise. Ok fine, black mary jane watson. Zendaya is at least, beautiful as far as sheboons go, being a model and all. But not content with that, they further had to put a "twist" on the character by making her conceited and have every line dripping with sarcasm, and just as much of, if not more than a dork outcast than Parker.



can anyone imagine themselves dating this broad? No? How about falling madly in love with her? Rather play tongue hockey with a shotgun barrel? yeah me too
I forgot to add, they weakly tried to avoid controversy, by having the character be Not-Mary Jane (hurr durr "michelle jones") but thats besides the point: these romances dont work because the actors have no chemistry, mostly on account of the male lead being a barely closeted fag and a manlet.

Holy shit, I stopped watching movies for this very reason. Why is mj have to be more of a wise ass than peter, thats not even attractive. I see they shoehorned all the diversity they could in, including a fat chick. Even had to put the built by slaves meme in too.

 

[bratan005]

Holy shit, I stopped watching movies for this very reason. Why is mj have to be more of a wise ass than peter, thats not even attractive. I see they shoehorned all the diversity they could in, including a fat chick. Even had to put the built by slaves meme in too.

they like having females dominating males because theyre cucks

 

[Lumbersexual]

It's a smart marketing strategy since nearly all people have fallen for it.