Holy fuck I forgot my dog in the park

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Yeah, for whatever reason I larped to be 18 here before, probably thought that youngcels got banned or whatever.

So yeah, I turned 18 yesterday and got very drunk but I still went to walk my dog. The next thing I remember is being in my bed at home this morning.


Dog isn't here tho, I literally forgot my buddy in the park. I am retarded
 
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i will tell u how many people got banned cuz they werent 18

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Find it or I'll hope for a painful demise for you
 
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i will tell u how many people got banned cuz they werent 18

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when i made my acc I wasn't aware how early it gets over for some people
 
Bruh how the fuck do you leave your dog in the park that is insane funniest shit ive read
 
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Bruh how the fuck do you leave your dog in the park that is insane funniest shit ive read
I have a very low alcohol tolerance and a bad diopter so yeah, once he got outside of my render distance he dissapeared to me
 
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I have a very low alcohol tolerance and a bad diopter so yeah, once he got outside of my render distance he dissapeared to me
Me too i often leave key to my bike inside it and forget it. Also many times i place my mobile phone inside the gym as i cant keep it in my pocket during workout and i go home forgetting it
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Did you find your dog?
 
I have a very low alcohol tolerance and a bad diopter so yeah, once he got outside of my render distance he dissapeared to me
Blud thinks hes in Assassins Creed or som
 
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most of the walk I have him leashed but I let him go on his own in the park for around 20 mins usually, judging by the map yesterday I spent around 40 minutes there, I don't recall going back at all
 
who believes this shit JFL
 
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I FOUND HIM
He was in the garden all this time. We have a separated area where we keep him, I have no idea how he got out of it nor do I recall going home, but maybe I unleashed him outside of his zone. I feed him in the morning so he wasn't hungry either as we went in the night and I drank in the afternoon. Poor dawg, he probably ate trash yesterday in the park bc he is braindead and I always prevent him but yeah, I don't think I did yesterday
 
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I FOUND HIM
He was in the garden all this time. We have a separated area where we keep him, I have no idea how he got out of it nor do I recall going home, but maybe I unleashed him outside of his zone. I feed him in the morning so he wasn't hungry either as we went in the night and I drank in the afternoon. Poor dawg, he probably ate trash yesterday in the park bc he is braindead and I always prevent him but yeah, I don't think I did yesterday
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Yeah, for whatever reason I larped to be 18 here before, probably thought that youngcels got banned or whatever.

So yeah, I turned 18 yesterday and got very drunk but I still went to walk my dog. The next thing I remember is being in my bed at home this morning.


Dog isn't here tho, I literally forgot my buddy in the park. I am retarded
Hes with me... send me 5k and I give it back to u
 
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Pay Day Lol GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants

Sorry I already sold him to the chinese restaurant for 200€
200 euros for a labrador? i mean its a nice dog breed but i guess your Chinese are richer than my Chinese
 
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