Holy fuck it's all about being a fucking chode!

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groundhog day suicide GIF
 
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God I hate being only 5’11” :feelswah:
 
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Iss all bout making money yakhi 🤙🤙🤙🤙🚬🚬🚬🥂🥂🥂
 

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Chad this chad that how about you shut the fuck up you dirty cocksucking cumslurping son of a bitch
 
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The only honest response gets 9 likes.
 
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Making a 5000 calorie shake as we speak
 
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Being sub 2 meters sucks
 
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this trend was supposed to be a bout fat guys btw
 
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I think we all know a girl like that one in our lives too well.
 
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nobody thinks fat people attractive luckily.
You lucked out extremely hard with your physique genetics

If I were mod you'd be banned, bastard
 
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Why would I care about a bunch of autist average women thinking they can get a Chad? Meanwhile Chad's hunting Stacys to ltr
 
What a monster bitches love those hgh freaks of nature. Great muscle insertions too and huge bones
 
It doesn't matter bro. I'm a chode with a big dick. Guess what? My long term gf just broke up with me because "she didn't feel loved and cared for". It's so fucking over with women in 2023. You just have to be an oofy doofy simp to keep women happy in 2023. If you're not making her your world, she will break up with you eventually and go for an oofy doofy.
 
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Music to my ears
 
It doesn't matter bro. I'm a chode with a big dick. Guess what? My long term gf just broke up with me because "she didn't feel loved and cared for". It's so fucking over with women in 2023. You just have to be an oofy doofy simp to keep women happy in 2023. If you're not making her your world, she will break up with you eventually and go for an oofy doofy.
And if you love and care for her too much her foid brain might interpret that as weakness and lose respect for you
 
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6'4 by 6'4 unit
 
This needs to be posted in every thread that states height would be cope.(Too much Copers on this site fr)
 
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Would rather be juiced to the gills to pick chubbies up
 
its all about being a true brexit geezer
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They and all of the comment section, except that fellow shortcel, deserve severe beatings in a video game.
 
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He is cucking his children if he breeds w her
 
size + dont be ugly theory whats new
 
How tall do you estimate that to be?
 
She would also slay a 5'7 tall 6 PSL prettyboy twink
More than enough roads lead to rome lad, I've seen enough of this shit in my social circle
 
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And if you love and care for her too much her foid brain might interpret that as weakness and lose respect for you
You can't win with foids in 2023. They have all the power in relationships. You just have to accept that she's not yours; it's just your turn. If Tom Brady's wife divorced him for her personal trainer what chance do us mere mortals have against women?
 
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It doesn't matter bro. I'm a chode with a big dick. Guess what? My long term gf just broke up with me because "she didn't feel loved and cared for". It's so fucking over with women in 2023. You just have to be an oofy doofy simp to keep women happy in 2023. If you're not making her your world, she will break up with you eventually and go for an oofy doofy.
@Chinacurry gonna be over for me soon
@FailedNormieManlet is thriving
 
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@Chinacurry gonna be over for me soon
@FailedNormieManlet is thriving
nah u dont really fit that trope.
but yeah just like we said about manlet.

I actually have a friend who's like 7.5-8 and his gf of over 3 years recently broke up with him, and this week I found out shes dating an oofy doofy 5'6" white guy
 
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Lol what an ogre joke
 
nah u dont really fit that trope.
but yeah just like we said about manlet.

I actually have a friend who's like 7.5-8 and his gf of over 3 years recently broke up with him, and this week I found out shes dating an oofy doofy 5'6" white guy
What trope you referring to that I don’t fit? I’m not oofy doofy for sure?
 
What trope you referring to that I don’t fit? I’m not oofy doofy for sure?
Ur not oofy doofy but u also don't fit chode or whatever.

Honest man, ur just a failed deano, pretty soon a cable network will make a version of love island with people like u, like conference league RTT deanos, and ur value will go up
 
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