Holy fuckballs my doctor just dropped some atomic redpills about masturbation on me yesterday

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I've been suffering balanitis/penile problems for some time now and yesterday I went to see a skin doctor. I gave him a 100% honest description of the things I've been doing and my problems with my penis (reduced sensitivity, rashes, swollen foreskin, dry penis head, redness etc).

He said he cause of my problem was that I was masturbating too much (I'm on wellbutrin which enhances libido a good deal so I often jerk like 2-4 times a day).

This by itself was pretty shocking, but what REALLY stunned me was what he said later during the conversation. Basically I asked him how come jerking off could harm me if it was fine. And he said it wasn't. I then told him that at school sex education tells you masturbation is fine. And then said that sex education at school is 100% propaganda and bullshit, and that I should just ignore everything that I learned there. HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT.

ALLOW ME TO REPEAT THIS: AN ACTUAL SKIN DOCTOR JUST TOLD ME THAT SEX EDUCATION IS HORSESHIT MOTIVATED BY LIBERAL DEGENERACY AND THAT MASTURBATION IS BAD FOR YOUR PENIS HEALTH.

HOLY SHIT.

He then gave me some moisture cream, and told me to use it for about 1 week, in addition to dipping my penis into a glass of salt water for a few min every day during that same time or so. And oh, he also told me to not masturbate anywhere near as often, and ONLY do so with lube (unlike vaginas there is no natural lubrication in your hand).

Just holy fucking shit and actual doctor just told me that jerking it is bad for you. This guy was super fucking based as well like he made ZERO attempt at being politically correct AT ALL. Just lol.
 
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is masturbating using cotton underwear instead of your hand worse for you i assume?
 
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There are doctors still who don't just reiterate the propaganda. Thank God lol
 
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Holy fuckballs!
 
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is masturbating using cotton underwear instead of your hand worse for you i assume?
He just said masturbating is bad for your penis. He didn't say which method of masturbating, though I'm assuming he was talking about the classic method of using your hand.
 
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There are doctors still who don't just reiterate the propaganda. Thank God lol
Yes and he was super based as well. Like, he literally made no attempt at even sounding neutral and just outright attacked sex education, saying it was just politically motivated propaganda/degeneracy. I don't think I've ever seen such a based doctor before like ever lmao.
 
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Crazy... ain't you the same dude who made a guide on sextoys?
 
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Yes and he was super based as well. Like, he literally made no attempt at even sounding neutral and just outright attack sex education, saying it was just politically motivated propaganda/degeneracy. I don't think I've ever seen such a based doctor before like ever lmao.
If I ever become a doctor that's how I will be
 
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He just said masturbating is bad for your penis. He didn't say which method of masturbating, though I'm assuming he was talking about the classic method of using your hand.
yeah i just wrap my underwear around and stroke it with my hand, which is similar to the classic method and definitely not similar to a fleshlight
 
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squidward you should clapping sandy’s cheeks instead of jerking ur dick off
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I've been suffering balanitis/penile problems for some time now and yesterday I went to see a skin doctor. I gave him a 100% honest description of the things I've been doing and my problems with my penis (reduced sensitivity, rashes, swollen foreskin, dry penis head, redness etc).

He said he cause of my problem was that I was masturbating too much (I'm on wellbutrin which enhances libido a good deal so I often jerk like 2-4 times a day).

This by itself was pretty shocking, but what REALLY stunned me was what he said later during the conversation. Basically I asked him how come jerking off could harm me if it was fine. And he said it wasn't. I then told him that at school sex education tells you masturbation is fine. And then said that sex education at school is 100% propaganda and bullshit, and that I should just ignore everything that I learned there. HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT.

ALLOW ME TO REPEAT THIS: AN ACTUAL SKIN DOCTOR JUST TOLD ME THAT SEX EDUCATION IS HORSESHIT MOTIVATED BY LIBERAL DEGENERACY AND THAT MASTURBATION IS BAD FOR YOUR PENIS HEALTH.

HOLY SHIT.

He then gave me some moisture cream, and told me to use it for about 1 week, in addition to dipping my penis into a glass of salt water for a few min every day during that same time or so. And oh, he also told me to not masturbate anywhere near as often, and ONLY do so with lube (unlike vaginas there is no natural lubrication in your hand).

Just holy fucking shit and actual doctor just told me that jerking it is bad for you. This guy was super fucking based as well like he made ZERO attempt at being politically correct AT ALL. Just lol.
Are u fully honest ?
 
Crazy... ain't you the same dude who made a guide on sextoys?
Yes though tbh many sex toys are not anywhere near as bad for you as using your hand. Strokers with lube are nowhere near as rough.
 
I masturbated like five times today btw Wellbutrin is one hell of a drug :feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton:
 
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Just 150mg srs. Though tbh I'm a scrawny guy plus effects are individualistic.
Weird, because 450 mg doesn't really do shit for me
Maybe slightly more energy, and more dopamine released from certain activities than before
Libido is about the same.
 

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