holy shit i just got attacked irl!

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im right now on xmas vacation, i was smoking outside a house. i hear on the street some arabs or so in a foreign language are having a huge argument with a foid. the foid was screaming and these scumbags too i heard some fighting sounds like punches thrown. i got adrenaline rush cuz i felt the situation is explosive, so while smoking i put the key in the door to quickly come inside if they attack, and fucking INDEED they attacked me because i was a witness of their argument. i suddenly hear some steps quickly running towards me and in panic i quickly throw aways cigarette, go through the door and lock it. AND THEN THEY AGGRESSIVELY POUNDED AGAINST THE DOOR virtually seconds after i got inside. holy shit, they almost got me.

im still mirin my high iq to put the key inside the door and be ready to come in or they would have gotten me.

 

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@paladincel_
@LancasteR
@deadstock

 

[ThunderPenis4503003]

Zoo wee mama!

 

[standardcel]

Bitch pussy

 

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hahahahaha

im too high iq for them to catch me

 

[AverageMoroccan]

Nigger was probably shitting his pants, you're lucky that they didn't shove the cigarette inside your ass

 

[paladincel_]

I mean... damn.

btw why do you have the key to a random door?