Holy shit I thought I was a cuck but this nigga blows me out of the fucking subhuman waste water

[davidlaidisme67]

@whitebitchslayer lmao bro your oneitis had a train ran on her? LOLLLLLLL my sophomore oneitis sucked off this Chad after she told me she would be celibate for the next 5 years. Thought I was the biggest cuck ever but turns out I'm the 2nd contender. Thank you @whitebitchslayer for taking my spot, I can now die in peace. My oneitis was a whore sure but your oneitis was a railroad taking dick at every intersection. Wouldn't have been surprised if she had a stop light on her head for when to nut in her ass or pussy LOLLL. Fuck my stomach hurts, that story was a hoot

 

[davidlaidisme67]

bump, this shit legitimately made my week so much better

 

[SamuraiCope]

Crazy shit, I thought I was cooked when my oneitis was already talking about an open relationship during our first kiss

 

[+10]

Writing paragraphs about woman that don’t know u guys are even human

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Crazy shit, I thought I was cooked when my oneitis was already talking about an open relationship during our first kiss

fucking mogs me my oneitis has never even physically touched me before

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Writing paragraphs about woman that don’t know u guys are even human

true tbh but hey we have nothing better to do

 

[HostSamurai]

damn women are huge sluts

 

[SamuraiCope]

fucking mogs me my oneitis has never even physically touched me before

I mean it only lasted one night, I said I'll think about it, and if things went differently I would be a cuck, but she straight up rejected me and cut all ties the day after

Still the only woman I ever truly loved

 

[davidlaidisme67]

damn women are huge sluts

theyre huge sluts for chad but for us they're angels who dont even have a sexual side

 

[davidlaidisme67]

I mean it only lasted one night, I said I'll think about it, and if things went differently I would be a cuck, but she straight up rejected me and cut all ties the day after

Still the only woman I ever truly loved

im so sorry man but hey its better to be alone than to be a cuck

 

[whitebitchslayer]

When I saw I was mentioned in a post this is definitely not what I was expecting