TopTierIncel42
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continuation of this thread ---> https://looksmax.org/threads/i-need-your-help-bhais.1943608/
Some backstory for niggas who cant bother to click and read for 2 seconds : I was invited to a birthday party by a couple foids and her friends but at the same time was invited to a performance of some other guy.
Remember how I asked for help wether I would go to a performance or birthday party?
A couple of the girls ride along with us and instead of renting,
ONE OF EM GET BEHIND ME and I try to drive a little more reckless so she holds on tighter.
AND SHE DOES
(Cock never been harder)
We arrive to the club a little tipsy from all the beer and tequila.
(one of the guys was offering tequila from his plastic bottles he brought at home)
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The birthday girl then says that she is going to pay for everyones order.
I order insane amounts of jack and coke. Down 6 glasses. I get dizzy as fuck.
I laugh at any joke these niggas tell me because the drinks are fucking hitting.
DAD STARTED FUCKING CALLING ME AND HE THINKS IM AT THE PERFORMANCE
A 1 to 1 conversion of the convo from Azeri to English.
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Hey how is everything?
Yeah dad this performance is really good
Anyone smoking or drinking?
No you know that I wouldn't. Im having a diet coke. (As I hold the unfinished cigarette in my hand)
If they tell you to do that don't be afraid to come back
Understood.
Have fun and be sure to come home
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I go back inside and tell everyone about what just happened.
They start laughing and tell me if I'm gonna leave.
I tell them "in a few mins" and some of them say that they might join me.
I take a DIDI home and I get a notif from one of em that says "if I wanna join them again tomorrow after prom."
(Our grade was hosting prom on Saturday and shit was fire as well)
OVERALL A GREAT EXPERIENCE 9.5/10
Some backstory for niggas who cant bother to click and read for 2 seconds : I was invited to a birthday party by a couple foids and her friends but at the same time was invited to a performance of some other guy.
Remember how I asked for help wether I would go to a performance or birthday party?
I WENT TO BOTH
During last Friday I made the bold decision of going to the party. As I get a DIDI to the location. (Chinese Uber jflll)
I get a text message from one of the girls saying that we have time to go to the performance.
(She tells me that we will go in a big car altogether so we don't pay a fuck ton of money)
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As I arrive to get in another car, one of em asks when I got so tall??
THEY START AGREEING IN UNISON
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(I'm 5'10 barefoot) (Frauding 6'0) (Last Year Height: 5'6)
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Gave me the biggest ego boost and erection OAT
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As we arrive to the club (where the performance will be) I meet a few of the people that I expected to meet.
We exchange laughs and smoke a few cigs and some guy offers me his beer for free
(So far this night has been amazing)
Performance was so fucking underwhelming.
The best part was smoking cigs with the people I knew at this small seating area.
These guys tell me that they are gonna ditch this performance and head to a club.
(NIGGA THE BIRTHDAY WAS AT THE CLUB THEY WERE GOING TO --- I GOT DOUBLE INVITED JFLLLL)
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We were going by scooter.
(When I mean scooter I mean these fuckers. You can rent them with AliPay, WeChat, or some other Chinese app. So fucking cheap to rent em too.)
During last Friday I made the bold decision of going to the party. As I get a DIDI to the location. (Chinese Uber jflll)
I get a text message from one of the girls saying that we have time to go to the performance.
(She tells me that we will go in a big car altogether so we don't pay a fuck ton of money)
|
As I arrive to get in another car, one of em asks when I got so tall??
THEY START AGREEING IN UNISON
-
(I'm 5'10 barefoot) (Frauding 6'0) (Last Year Height: 5'6)
-
Gave me the biggest ego boost and erection OAT
|
As we arrive to the club (where the performance will be) I meet a few of the people that I expected to meet.
We exchange laughs and smoke a few cigs and some guy offers me his beer for free
(So far this night has been amazing)
Performance was so fucking underwhelming.
The best part was smoking cigs with the people I knew at this small seating area.
These guys tell me that they are gonna ditch this performance and head to a club.
(NIGGA THE BIRTHDAY WAS AT THE CLUB THEY WERE GOING TO --- I GOT DOUBLE INVITED JFLLLL)
-
A couple of the girls ride along with us and instead of renting,
ONE OF EM GET BEHIND ME and I try to drive a little more reckless so she holds on tighter.
AND SHE DOES
(Cock never been harder)We arrive to the club a little tipsy from all the beer and tequila.
(one of the guys was offering tequila from his plastic bottles he brought at home)
+
The birthday girl then says that she is going to pay for everyones order.
I order insane amounts of jack and coke. Down 6 glasses. I get dizzy as fuck.
I laugh at any joke these niggas tell me because the drinks are fucking hitting.
DAD STARTED FUCKING CALLING ME AND HE THINKS IM AT THE PERFORMANCE
A 1 to 1 conversion of the convo from Azeri to English.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hey how is everything?
Yeah dad this performance is really good
Anyone smoking or drinking?
No you know that I wouldn't. Im having a diet coke. (As I hold the unfinished cigarette in my hand)
If they tell you to do that don't be afraid to come back
Understood.
Have fun and be sure to come home
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I go back inside and tell everyone about what just happened.
They start laughing and tell me if I'm gonna leave.
I tell them "in a few mins" and some of them say that they might join me.
I take a DIDI home and I get a notif from one of em that says "if I wanna join them again tomorrow after prom."
(Our grade was hosting prom on Saturday and shit was fire as well)
OVERALL A GREAT EXPERIENCE 9.5/10
