Big Daddy
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it's the same shit with standup comedy, really. the activity is framed so that expectations get in the way of simply having a good time
been listening to some insipid cuckold blabber about his AMAZING trip to amsterdam for 20 minutes today. he was literally describing walking from one street to another like it's some once in a lifetime experience. whenever he'd start telling his friend about another experience with jubilant joy, i thought "this guy is living the life, tbh", just for the story to end up being about him and his crew ... deciding not to visit a section of some museum because it was full of tourists already. that's it. that's the memory he got from a trip he's now retelling like he discovered a new pyramid.
the dude wasnt even annoying and didnt sound like a retard, so i felt kinda bad for him.
and then it happened. suddenly, when i already thought he's a thing of the past, classic rӏ emerged from my subconscious, looked at him and said: "i never knew visiting basic shops, restaurants and museums showcasing rocks and scattered ink made to empty the pockets of brainwashed foreigners who are desperately seeking fulfillment in their miserable, unremarkable lives could be such a fascinating experience. do you get a similar kick from tying your shoes or cleaning your desk too, you fucking clown?"
of course, as always when you poke an NPC, all he could do was utter: "uh-uhmm-m, do we a problem? i'm allowed to talk to my friends about my life, you know". this just triggered me even more because it was more predictable than honest's "input" about ... pretty much everything, so i closed it off with: "wow. as inspiring and filled with character as your stories". the ride was almost over by then, so i went to the door to get out on the next station. i think i noticed a foid or two mirin me while i was at it, they definitely heard the convo because i made sure half the tram hears me humiliate the insipid cuckold.
though, this probably only happened because i still had some alcohol in my system, so it pushed me over the edge. it's probably too early to say i m back, i need to stop consuming like an obedient goy
been listening to some insipid cuckold blabber about his AMAZING trip to amsterdam for 20 minutes today. he was literally describing walking from one street to another like it's some once in a lifetime experience. whenever he'd start telling his friend about another experience with jubilant joy, i thought "this guy is living the life, tbh", just for the story to end up being about him and his crew ... deciding not to visit a section of some museum because it was full of tourists already. that's it. that's the memory he got from a trip he's now retelling like he discovered a new pyramid.
the dude wasnt even annoying and didnt sound like a retard, so i felt kinda bad for him.
and then it happened. suddenly, when i already thought he's a thing of the past, classic rӏ emerged from my subconscious, looked at him and said: "i never knew visiting basic shops, restaurants and museums showcasing rocks and scattered ink made to empty the pockets of brainwashed foreigners who are desperately seeking fulfillment in their miserable, unremarkable lives could be such a fascinating experience. do you get a similar kick from tying your shoes or cleaning your desk too, you fucking clown?"
of course, as always when you poke an NPC, all he could do was utter: "uh-uhmm-m, do we a problem? i'm allowed to talk to my friends about my life, you know". this just triggered me even more because it was more predictable than honest's "input" about ... pretty much everything, so i closed it off with: "wow. as inspiring and filled with character as your stories". the ride was almost over by then, so i went to the door to get out on the next station. i think i noticed a foid or two mirin me while i was at it, they definitely heard the convo because i made sure half the tram hears me humiliate the insipid cuckold.
though, this probably only happened because i still had some alcohol in my system, so it pushed me over the edge. it's probably too early to say i m back, i need to stop consuming like an obedient goy